What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Carvalho Diablo]

4 hours ago, Mudface said:

When do you get out of prison?

Code's been banged in the slammer?

[Mudface]

24 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Code's been banged in the slammer?

[Jairzinho]

Richmond wouldn't even sell those sausages. 

[Tony Moanero]

6 hours ago, Code said:

 

My breakfast today. 

 

 

 

 

Looks pretty nice, that. Needs some tomatoes, though.

[Jairzinho]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Looks pretty nice, that. Needs some tomatoes to throw at the chef, though. 

 

[Bjornebye]

7 hours ago, Code said:

 

My breakfast today. 

 

 

 

 

Everything looks great except them dicks on the left. Do you all get your own wing? 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I'm not arsed if the toast is lightly toasted as long as it isn't lightly buttered, there's no compromise there, well buttered or not eaten.

[Tony Moanero]

1 minute ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

I'm not arsed if the toast is lightly toasted as long as it isn't lightly buttered, there's no compromise there, well buttered or not eaten.

Butter rep. Butter is boss.

[TheHowieLama]

Disturbing lack of conkers, quite a let down.

 

6/10

[Jairzinho]

25 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Butter rep. Butter is boss.

Could happily eat about 10 slices of heavily buttered toast. 

[Trumo]

8 hours ago, Code said:

 

My breakfast today. 

 

 

 

 

 

That's the breakfast of the evil murderous cunt in a Nordic noir series - the one who sits there in his immaculate kitchen wearing a black roll-neck sweater and rimless glasses, staring at the gloomy morning vista outside from his floor-to-ceiling window, all while some poor bastard is trapped in a blood-soaked dungeon one floor below, simply awaiting the inevitable. An apron hangs outside the door.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

8 hours ago, Code said:

 

My breakfast today. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Would love to try it but doubt I could afjord it.

[Stouffer]

I've had tinned sausages out of ration packs that will have been better than them monstrosities Frode  you utter danger.

[Code]

Another effort today, too much bread and chips for my diet this.

 

 

[YorkshireRed]

3 minutes ago, Code said:

Another effort today, too much bread and chips for my diet this.

 

 

Chips on a breakfast 

Toast cut in triangles

Only one sausage

Dragged through a hedge

La di da plate

 

Norway = zero points. 

 

[Barrington Womble]

14 minutes ago, Code said:

Another effort today, too much bread and chips for my diet this.

 

 

Can't be having chips. It stops being a breakfast as soon as there's chips. 

[Strontium]

Future generations will tell the world of how they survived through the Scandinavian Beans Shortage of the early 2020s.

[Code]

14 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Chips on a breakfast 

Toast cut in triangles

Only one sausage

Dragged through a hedge

La di da plate

 

Norway = zero points. 

 

The bacon and sausages were tasty, the eggs not so much, I took away the beans obviously, and did not eat more than one of the toasts and no chips.

 

Yesterdays effort was a lot better. 
 

I’ll give this a 3 out of 6 myself. 

 

 

[Mudface]

Christ, what did you do to get moved onto the punishment wing?

[Curly]

31 minutes ago, Code said:

Another effort today, too much bread and chips for my diet this.

 

 

How did you manage to not sup the whole glass of coke when you’ve eaten a zero moisture dish like that? Fair play to you

[Bob]

Out now at my favourite local breakfast spot, same outside table. Idyllic if you pretend you can’t hear the cars on the main road 6 feet behind you, and pretend you can’t see the shell garage next door.

 

anyway, another belting breakfast.

 

my missus didn’t have her norks out I’m afraid.

 

mine: full English (£7.10) including coffee and two granary toast with extra black pudding (£0.80).

 

hers: vegetarian breakfast (£6.50) including coffee.

 

my sausage was a title underdone on yhw

inside but a good quality product, the black pudding was superb. Her veggie sausages looked great but she had to leave a hash brown cause it was a bit soggy.

 

all in all... bostin.

[Stouffer]

What have you people got against sausages?

[Bruce Spanner]

Must cost the Codes a fortune taking themselves out for breakfast.
 

[Evelyn Tentions]

14 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Out now at my favourite local breakfast spot, same outside table. Idyllic if you pretend you can’t hear the cars on the main road 6 feet behind you, and pretend you can’t see the shell garage next door.

 

anyway, another belting breakfast.

 

my missus didn’t have her norks out I’m afraid.

 

mine: full English (£7.10) including coffee and two granary toast with extra black pudding (£0.80).

 

hers: vegetarian breakfast (£6.50) including coffee.

 

my sausage was a title underdone on yhw

inside but a good quality product, the black pudding was superb. Her veggie sausages looked great but she had to leave a hash brown cause it was a bit soggy.

 

all in all... bostin.

Not surprised her hash brown (which has no place in an ENGLISH breakfast) was soggy with all those fucking beans.

Is that a triangular black pudding or a hash brown a-la-Lifey - cooked for 3 minutes with a flame thrower?

[Curly]

14 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Out now at my favourite local breakfast spot, same outside table. Idyllic if you pretend you can’t hear the cars on the main road 6 feet behind you, and pretend you can’t see the shell garage next door.

 

anyway, another belting breakfast.

 

my missus didn’t have her norks out I’m afraid.

 

mine: full English (£7.10) including coffee and two granary toast with extra black pudding (£0.80).

 

hers: vegetarian breakfast (£6.50) including coffee.

 

my sausage was a title underdone on yhw

inside but a good quality product, the black pudding was superb. Her veggie sausages looked great but she had to leave a hash brown cause it was a bit soggy.

 

all in all... bostin.

I’m generally happy with this, apart from the following points:

 

1 - Brown toast is for sex offenders

 

2 - Another con artist offering “tomatoes” on a breakfast and opening a can. They should be dragged before a judge, the lot of them.