What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Tony Moanero]

4 hours ago, Code said:

My breakfast today. 

 

 

Cunt plate.

[Anubis]

Everything on Frode’s plate looks so sad and lonely. Even the apricots...

[PestiRed]

If it was a proper sausage and not a frankfurter then it would be passable as a starter breakfast for a young child

[Code]

3 hours ago, PestiRed said:

If it was a proper sausage and not a frankfurter then it would be passable as a starter breakfast for a young child

Haha its a spicy chicken chilli sausage.

 

Todays effort without one cant be compared. 

[PestiRed]

Fucked up egg today and that bacon needs a bit of fat on it

[Anubis]

Someone fly to Norway and cook Frode a proper breakfast. He’s breaking my heart with this sorry shit.

[Mudface]

8 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Someone fly to Norway and cook Frode a proper breakfast. He’s breaking my heart with this sorry shit.

I doubt you'd be allowed into the super max prison he's been locked up in.

[Pidge]

You can tell he's hasn't been able to come over in a while, poor guy's run out of beans.

[DJLJ]

I assume all the postings are ‘what **doesn’t** constitute the perfect breakfast’. Would be great if we could get back to ‘what **does** constitute the perfect breakfast’. 

[TheHowieLama]

1 hour ago, DJLJ said:

I assume all the postings are ‘what **doesn’t** constitute the perfect breakfast’. Would be great if we could get back to ‘what **does** constitute the perfect breakfast’. 

I am about to pay Usher 3 bucks so I can neg @Carvalho Diablo

 

Its like showing up to a songwriter night and playing a cover.

[Nunavut Patrick]

All that Statoil money floating around Stavenger and not a proper sausage to be found?

[Code]

6 hours ago, PestiRed said:

Fucked up egg today and that bacon needs a bit of fat on it

The eggs were a disaster today. A bit like the following round of golf. 
 

Got myself some more sausages though. 
 

 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Code said:

The eggs were a disaster today. A bit like the following round of golf. 
 

Got myself some more sausages though. 
 

 

Fuck me, they look fit Frode. 

 

How the fuck are you gonna feed all of you with just 9? 

[PestiRed]

I’m not convinced you can make a sausage from chicken and chorizo is a sausage so why would you need chorizo-style?

 

You need to up your sausage game

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, PestiRed said:

I’m not convinced you can make a sausage from chicken and chorizo is a sausage so why would you need chorizo-style?

 

You need to up your sausage game

(Citation needed) 

[TheHowieLama]

GET THE SAUSAGE UP!!

[Bob]

Where’s the vid of the fat lad eating his breakfast in a VW camper van in a diner in batley? 
 

anyway, just pretend I’m replying to that...

 

went this morning with my missus and my little girl and, in the fat lad’s words, “it were lovely, that”

 

one significant issue is that on all three of ours (they both had pancakes with bacon and syrup, I had the skillet hash thing fatty had, with added sausages) they barely cooked the bacon.

 

wasn’t such as issue for me cause there was plenty of stuff for it to hide behind and thankfully there was chopped up crispy bacon in the mix of potatoes and cheese anyway, but seriously I was sad for those two.

 

my eggs looked like they still were a bit

jelly on the top at first glance, but they weren’t. Very good eggs in the end, though  I wish I’d asked for over easy as they’d have looked better on arrival of I did.

 

if they’d have cooked the bacon properly, would’ve got a 8/10, but can only give it 5 cause it was so far away from being sufficiently cooked, and you can’t get away with that at all with streaky bacon.

 

 Place was great though. Could easily be tacky and shit, but absolutely wasn’t. Would go again, but will be sure next time to ask specifically for any meat to be cooked.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Mate them sausages and eggs look superb. I'm not gonna pass judgement on the bacon until you confirm if its smoked bacon but either way they could have cooked it. 

 

Repped for having the happiest looking daughter of the day. 

[Bob]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Mate them sausages and eggs look superb. I'm not gonna pass judgement on the bacon until you confirm if its smoked bacon but either way they could have cooked it. 

 

Repped for having the happiest looking daughter of the day. 

I couldn’t remember but my missus reckons smoked. Think that’s the only cooking it got along the way though.

 

the happy girl got happier later too. Only reason we went there was her footy team was playing out that way later on. They won 10-0 and she scored her first ever goal.

 

[Bjornebye]

40 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

I couldn’t remember but my missus reckons smoked. Think that’s the only cooking it got along the way though.

 

the happy girl got happier later too. Only reason we went there was her footy team was playing out that way later on. They won 10-0 and she scored her first ever goal.

 

Out of rep, I think we need to be telling Klopp we have a goalscorer ready to go 

[Bob]

25 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Out of rep, I think we need to be telling Klopp we have a goalscorer ready to go 

She’s played for two seasons now and today we’re shots number 1 (saved) and 2 (scored) before returning steadfastly back to defence out the way.

[TheHowieLama]

The eggs look like the sunken eyes of a murderer - which they would have to be as the bacon is still trying to get off the plate.

[Mudface]

16 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

She’s played for two seasons now and today we’re shots number 1 (saved) and 2 (scored) before returning steadfastly back to defence out the way.

Nat(alie) Phillips-esque.

[General Dryness]

6 hours ago, PestiRed said:

I’m not convinced you can make a sausage from chicken and chorizo is a sausage so why would you need chorizo-style?

 

You need to up your sausage game

A quick internet search tells me that Norwegian sausages are legendarily bad.

 

Let's just be grateful he isn't slapping up pictures of sheep heads, whale steaks and lutefisk.

[General Dryness]

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Mate them sausages and eggs look superb. I'm not gonna pass judgement on the bacon until you confirm if its smoked bacon but either way they could have cooked it. 

 

Repped for having the happiest looking daughter of the day.