What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Champ said:

What is the point of spinach?

 

Try this, C.

 

https://noburestaurants.com/home-take-out/nobu-at-home/baby-spinach-salad-dry-miso/

 

Truly lovely.

 

 

 

[mars]

8 minutes ago, Champ said:

What is the point of spinach?

Eggs Florentine (or scrambled tofu with spinach in my case) - I love the stuff

 

[TheHowieLama]

What did you do with the extra half an egg?

[Remmie]

On 08/05/2021 at 12:08, Stouffer said:

I don't understand why anyone would choose to use cheap eggs as the difference in quality is huge.

 

Clarence Court, Cotswold Legbar are about the best commercial eggs I reckon.

Repped for egg knowledge 

[Elite]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

What did you do with the extra half an egg?

Maybe his missus had the other 2.5 eggs. I imagine Bob weighed the total of 5 scrambled eggs and ensured they each had precisely 2.5 eggs each.

[Bjornebye]

all that effort to cut an egg in half when you could have just lashed it at the wall 

 

Nah im gonna go against the grain here and say that if you didn’t sprinkle bifter on it, that looks fit especially if hungover. Repped for having the nerve. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

This Indian breakfast box looks fantastic but I mean, come on?!

 

 

[DJLJ]

First 7 mins is him just driving around Sheffield, wtf?

[Evelyn Tentions]

11 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

This Indian breakfast box looks fantastic but I mean, come on?!

 

 

All that food and a diet Coke.

[Pidge]

Chips, green stuff, awful effort with the toast, no beans, and chicken??

 

1/10

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Chips, green stuff, awful effort with the toast, no beans, and chicken??

 

1/10

It's got kebab on it ffs 

[Pidge]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

It's got kebab on it ffs 

That's how it got the 1.

[Bruce Spanner]

On Sunday morning I’m going to a place that does steak and eggs, with shoestring fries, fro breakfast and I cannot tell you how excited I am! 

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

On Sunday morning I’m going to a place that does steak and eggs, with shoestring fries, fro breakfast and I cannot tell you how excited I am! 

What was for brekkie this morning mate? Cottage Pie? 

[Bruce Spanner]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

What was for brekkie this morning mate? Cottage Pie? 

It’s American and it’s wonderful.

 

I don’t eat breakfast as a rule, so may as well do it proper when I get the chance.

 

Don’t tend to order a fry up unless I know it’s decent, or I’m hungover, as there’s nothing more sole crushing than a shit fry up.

[YorkshireRed]

18 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

shoestring fries

Are these for people short of money? If so, I’m in. 

[Bjornebye]

Come at me 

 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

[General Dryness]

19 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

It’s American and it’s wonderful.

 

I don’t eat breakfast as a rule, so may as well do it proper when I get the chance.

 

Don’t tend to order a fry up unless I know it’s decent, or I’m hungover, as there’s nothing more sole crushing than a shit fry up.

And you're not about to start now.

[Pidge]

12 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Come at me 

 

 

All right Col, haven't seen you on here for a bit.

 

It looks all right, eggs look spot on. Could use some toast.

[Tony Moanero]

13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Come at me 

 

 

Cunt plate.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Pidge said:

All right Col, haven't seen you on here for a bit.

 

It looks all right, eggs look spot on. Could use some toast.

Mate I made them eggs in a soup cup in the microwave. She was making her rabbit stuff in the kitchen at the same time so to save room I boiled some water, cracked two eggs in with some vinegar and 2 minutes in the microwave. Almost perfect. 

[Bruce Spanner]

8 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

And you're not about to start now.

 

I care not for your opinions, at 11am next Sunday I will be eating this...

 

 

...with a hangover and I will call it breakfast and I will be happy and at peace with the world.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

I care not for your opinions, at 11am next Sunday I will be eating this...

 

 

...with a hangover and I will call it breakfast and I will be happy and at peace with the world.

Hahahahahahahahaha Tonys gonna murder you 

[TheHowieLama]

The "toast".

 

Great heavens.