What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Elite said:

He wasn't content with a full loaf of bread containing a full English, he had to go that step further and order pancakes and a fucking milkshake.

 

I'll bet you every egg on the planet that he ordered a takeaway that night. 

 

He must go through bog-roll like ..... something that goes through something a lot! 

[Pidge]

He says at the end he doesn't eat it all, to be fair. I was just hoping there would be a turn where he called the server a nonce and lashed the beans into the passing traffic.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Pidge said:

He says at the end he doesn't eat it all, to be fair. I was just hoping there would be a turn where he called the server a nonce and lashed the beans into the passing traffic.

An actual Rhino would probably struggle with that to be fair 

[YorkshireRed]

53 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

I went to University with a lad who used to do that with a full portion of fish, chips and mushy peas. He was from Yorkshire as well. Weird fuckers the lot of them. 

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I went to University with a lad who used to do that with a full portion of fish, chips and mushy peas. He was from Yorkshire as well. Weird fuckers the lot of them. 

Did you say you were from/ live in Wakefield? He did one for an Indian takeaway there-

 

 

[YorkshireRed]

4 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Did you say you were from/ live in Wakefield? He did one for an Indian takeaway there-

 

 

I am. This is probably the most well known Indian Takeaway in Wakefield. Supposedly very good, certainly very popular. I don’t use it myself but know people who swear by it. 

[Elite]

16 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Did you say you were from/ live in Wakefield? He did one for an Indian takeaway there-

 

 

Looks very nice that. I'd have shoved it in a hollowed out loaf though.

[Carvalho Diablo]

His take on the beans was certainly controversial...get them bad boys on there.

[Pidge]

On 24/04/2021 at 17:46, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

Haha, "to be honest with you, this is one of the weirdest ones I've ever done", 30 seconds after "I've brought a table, is it all right if I set it up out here?".

 

Looking forward to the inevitable RMT and Pengest Munch crossover.

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

 Controversial?

[Trumo]

Northern Man vs Food.

[Curly]

40 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

 Controversial?

In what way is it potentially controversial?

[Carvalho Diablo]

26 minutes ago, belarus said:

In what way is it potentially controversial?

"Ooh, eyup, ee bah gum, 'ere's 't beans, not in t'pot, get those bad boys on thee'r, ee flippin' awesome, gorgeous, smashing them"

[Curly]

2 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

"Ooh, eyup, ee bah gum, 'ere's 't beans, not in t'pot, get those bad boys on thee'r, ee flippin' awesome, gorgeous, smashing them"

Haha - he’s not wrong like, the mad chuffer 

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, Trumo said:

Northern Man vs Food.

There's already one of them-

 

 

[Bob]

1 hour ago, belarus said:

In what way is it potentially controversial?

Spam on a breakfast (or on anything) is surely the controversy?

[Kepler-186]

Ken Hom is pro bean. 
 

[Pidge]

Cooking it in a wok because you haven't done the dishes as well, pro manoeuvres.

[TheHowieLama]

Scrambled??

 

Ok Chef...

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

 Controversial?

 Is this cat famous enough for the DeadPool yet Woolster? 

[Curly]

1 hour ago, Mudface said:

There's already one of them-

 

 

These UK ones are impressive, but Matt Stonie is the man. US based lad, must weigh about 10 stone too. He’s an animal.

 

He can eat 4 happy meals and the drinks in a minute flat

[Curly]

48 minutes ago, Kepler-186 said:

Ken Hom is pro bean. 
 

That looks absolutely amazing. Simplicity defined 

[Mudface]

35 minutes ago, belarus said:

These UK ones are impressive, but Matt Stonie is the man. US based lad, must weigh about 10 stone too. He’s an animal.

 

He can eat 4 happy meals and the drinks in a minute flat

Yeah, I've seen him, amazing how he packs the stuff away, Beard is a rank amateur in comparison. He should be shot for this abomination though.

 

 

[Curly]

6 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Yeah, I've seen him, amazing how he packs the stuff away, Beard is a rank amateur in comparison. He should be shot for this abomination though.

 

 

Haha - not bad for a yank’s effort though. He did one where he ate Michael phelps’ daily diet in 45 minutes. I felt bloated just watching it