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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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8 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Posted to YouTube on the 11th April so clearly current. I think Grandma may be getting a knock from health and safety shortly. And not just for the double beans.

 

 

Looks like someone ordered it, thought it a disgrace so chucked it in the bin. A little later, this unfortunate has come along and fished it from said bin and tucked in. 
 

I feel a little sad. 

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2 hours ago, Anubis said:

Posted to YouTube on the 11th April so clearly current. I think Grandma may be getting a knock from health and safety shortly. And not just for the double beans.

 

 

 

They couldn't get Peter Kay so they got someone to pretend to be him.

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1 hour ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

They've already got the Scores on the Doors Environmental Health score on the window.

Looked blag to me so I checked it out. Turns out she does have a food hygiene rating, but it’s only a 4. Only a 4 out of 5 and double beans, the dirty mare.

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4 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

I’ve just spent 5 minutes of my finite time on the earth watching a fat bloke eat his breakfast in a cobbled street and listening to him say “absolutely gorgeous” over and over again with a mouth full of food and in a slightly leery way. I will never get those moments again. 

You just wanted a look at the old dears front door so you could see what number she lives at. 

 

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1 hour ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

I’ve just spent 5 minutes of my finite time on the earth watching a fat bloke eat his breakfast in a cobbled street and listening to him say “absolutely gorgeous” over and over again with a mouth full of food and in a slightly leery way. I will never get those moments again. 

I know it doesn't feel like it but give it ten minutes and you'll be good to go again.

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10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

When the evidence points so obviously towards the colonel it’s not unusual to get sceptics. Bundy was framed for a Tory 

How can anyone that handsome go round stoving women's heads in? Lovely church going chap.

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