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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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On 20/01/2021 at 11:31, Spy Bee said:

They always taste better when you don't have to cook it.

I couldn't disagree more with this. If someone else (ie a cafe) does it, you usually get undercooked, unsmoked bacon, anaemic sausages, rubber eggs and bits of things that you aren't sure what it actually is. If you do it yourself you can get it bang on, which surely is the point to a good breakfast. Well cooked bacon and sausage for a start, your own choice of eggs (always preferred scrambled or poached over fried) and beans nowhere near it. 

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On 21/02/2021 at 12:18, Barrington Womble said:

As I mentioned in another post, I am very much a pro-beaner, but they wouldn't have been working for me today. You are so wrong about the tomato and pork sausage. They are brilliant. 


If you don’t have beans you still have a mountain of HP with a breakfast. 

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2 hours ago, lifetime fan said:


If you don’t have beans you still have a mountain of HP with a breakfast. 

not for me mate. i don't do any sauce of a morning. i hate tomato sauce, liquid sugar. HP, while I add it into things when I am cooking, i think it makes breakfasts taste worse not better and i don't do spicy stuff in the morning. mostly i like beans though - but with a hangover anything can be off the table. 

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52 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

not for me mate. i don't do any sauce of a morning. i hate tomato sauce, liquid sugar. HP, while I add it into things when I am cooking, i think it makes breakfasts taste worse not better and i don't do spicy stuff in the morning. mostly i like beans though - but with a hangover anything can be off the table. 


Beans and HP is the way to go. 

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8 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Not exactly a breakfast, but it's all I got to work with here

 

Broadgreen Hospital 

Cost: £free

 

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Verdict: edible

Firstly, thanks for providing some relief to the boredom of another lockdown Saturday giving me a breakfast to review.

 

Secondly, the beans elevate you to a position above the ‘beneath contempt’ status reserved for non beaners. 
 

Thirdly, if this was free then you were robbed. Call the Police and have everyone responsible for this atrocity arrested.

 

Fourthly, please thank all at the NHS for their efforts during these most difficult of times. 

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37 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Not exactly a breakfast, but it's all I got to work with here

 

Broadgreen Hospital 

Cost: £free

 

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Verdict: edible

The best thing about that plate is the plate. Luxury clean. 

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It's been a while since I contributed and even longer (years) since it was a home cooked effort. The wife is veggie so I can never be bothered with cooking a full breakfast just for me and prefer to go out. We went out for a walk yesterday and walked past the butchers, me and the dog gave each other a knowing look and I nipped in for some quality local pork products.

 

2 x Proper Fucking Lincolnshire Sausages.

3 x Smoked cured bacon.

2 x fried eggs, perfectly cooked.

Beans, obviously.

1 x slice of frsh sourdough (normally I'd have toast but this was still warm having baked it first thing).

 

Pretty pleased with my efforts, 7.5/10. Bring it on, you cunts.

 

Edit - the dog got 2 sausages, 10/10 from him.

 

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