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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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3 minutes ago, Anubis said:

I’m assuming you’re pleasantly surprised because you’re homeless and haven’t eaten for three days?

The visuals don’t do it justice. Bought from a farm so all locally sourced. The black pudding was top fucking drawer.

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Toast? We don’t need no stinking toast.

Haha - that was pretty undercooked to be fair. Just looks like a pile of yeast, salt and water to Lifetime Fan probably 

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44 minutes ago, belarus said:

Got this as a takeaway, which is never a good idea for optimum results, but pleasantly surprised. 
 

Decent sausage, one of which I’ve eaten before remembering to take the picture. Hash brown shouldn’t be there on a proper breakfast like, but overall a solid effort. 7 out of 10.

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How has the bread made the butter melt?

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53 minutes ago, belarus said:

The visuals don’t do it justice. Bought from a farm so all locally sourced. The black pudding was top fucking drawer.

Haha - that was pretty undercooked to be fair. Just looks like a pile of yeast, salt and water to Lifetime Fan probably 

Seems to be happening to the sausage also. Did they use a candle to cook them?

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1 hour ago, belarus said:

Got this as a takeaway, which is never a good idea for optimum results, but pleasantly surprised. 
 

Decent sausage, one of which I’ve eaten before remembering to take the picture. Hash brown shouldn’t be there on a proper breakfast like, but overall a solid effort. 7 out of 10.

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Were you eating it off the kitchen floor?

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1 minute ago, TheBitch said:

Fuckin’ @Remmie  

Very decent of you to take the heat off Belarus with that disgraceful plate. The unrelenting bean mass has breached the sausage breakwater and already claimed a sad egg. Maybe they can warm up those still frozen hash brown cunts. And the plate. Marone. 

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3 hours ago, belarus said:

Got this as a takeaway, which is never a good idea for optimum results, but pleasantly surprised. 
 

Decent sausage, one of which I’ve eaten before remembering to take the picture. Hash brown shouldn’t be there on a proper breakfast like, but overall a solid effort. 7 out of 10.

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Nice to see some proper attention paid to the perennial breakfast bridesmaid - the tomato. Looks like it spent more than the usual milisecond in the pan.

 

Mushrooms a nice little bonus. Shame about the beans, slap-bang in the middle, touching everything. Should have been quarantined in a little bowl at the side, so you could put it on your albino toast at the end. Obviously a logistical nightmare to achieve, with a takeaway.

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