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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

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Fancied a little lighter breakfast today, and bought Avos for guacamole with fajitas last night, so this morning it’s smashed avo, perfect scrambled eggs and crispy streaky bacon on cheese muffins.

 

come at me ya twats.

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Fancied a little lighter breakfast today, and bought Avos for guacamole with fajitas last night, so this morning it’s smashed avo, perfect scrambled eggs and crispy streaky bacon on cheese muffins.

 

come at me ya twats.

 

 

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That stuff pretending to be bacon looks like it’s been placed in a cross symbol warning people that the plague lies beyond it. 

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2 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Fancied a little lighter breakfast today, and bought Avos for guacamole with fajitas last night, so this morning it’s smashed avo, perfect scrambled eggs and crispy streaky bacon on cheese muffins.

 

come at me ya twats.

 

 

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Fuck you Bob. Day ruined

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1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Bob’s lah-de-dah fancy breakfast.

 

Actually, it looks perfectly nice, albeit I’d have gone with guacamole over straight avocado. The sort of thing aRdja would pay £20 for.

Just avocado and plenty of salt is all it needs. I’d not be offended at all with some Tabasco on top, but didn’t think of it this time.

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People negging a well cooked and tasty breakfast on here ought to hang their heads in shame. Feel like I’m taking the brunt of that VAR bullshit. It’s not right, but if it helps you through I suppose I’m ok with it.

 

i found getting pissed is helping me.

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1 minute ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

People negging a well cooked and tasty breakfast on here ought to hang their heads in shame. Feel like I’m taking the brunt of that VAR bullshit. It’s not right, but if it helps you through I suppose I’m ok with it.

 

i found getting pissed is helping me.


Negged.

 

No FF on the GF.

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39 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

People negging a well cooked and tasty breakfast on here ought to hang their heads in shame. Feel like I’m taking the brunt of that VAR bullshit. It’s not right, but if it helps you through I suppose I’m ok with it.

 

i found getting pissed is helping me.


Negged for ‘avo’ and negged for bitching about being negged. 

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Got this as a takeaway, which is never a good idea for optimum results, but pleasantly surprised. 
 

Decent sausage, one of which I’ve eaten before remembering to take the picture. Hash brown shouldn’t be there on a proper breakfast like, but overall a solid effort. 7 out of 10.

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