What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Tony Moanero]

8 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Was he getting barred for sending the baguette back? 

I have a little black book containing the details of all the establishments that have barred me or told me they would prefer I took my custom elsewhere.

[Bob]

Have that you pricks.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

You could have drawn a better breakfast with that pen. 

 

At least you've attempted to cook the bacon. 

[Vincent Vega]

2 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Have that you pricks.

 

 

Toast is an abomination, but swap the mushrooms for black pudding and that would be very good.

[Bob]

8 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

Toast is an abomination, but swap the mushrooms for black pudding and that would be very good.

I did ask her to go out and get black pudding, but she wouldn’t do I might dump her in a swamp later in the year.

[mattyq]

Looks good apart from beans, obviously, and shocking absence of black pudding

[Bjornebye]

What is it with the toast being sliced diagonally? It makes zero practical sense. Apart from the toast and beans it all looks lovely. I even like the plate. 

[Bob]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

What is it with the toast being sliced diagonally? It makes zero practical sense. Apart from the toast and beans it all looks lovely. I even like the plate. 

It fits better on the plate and got dipped corner first into both egg yolks. Tremendous.

[Remmie]

28 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Have that you pricks.

 

 

Isn't anyone going to mention the eggs, they look like they have been cooked in soy sauce. I'm trying to figure out which state of America you are trying to recreate, but it clearly borders hell aka beans

[Elite]

31 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Have that you pricks.

 

 

Finally some hope, this thread was staring into the abyss.

[Bob]

5 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Isn't anyone going to mention the eggs, they look like they have been cooked in soy sauce. I'm trying to figure out which state of America you are trying to recreate, but it clearly borders hell aka beans

For a change, I chose to fry the sausage and bacon and cooked the eggs in the same pan, in the same oil, so that explains the colour on the eggs, as well as explaining why they tasted so fucking good!

[Barrington Womble]

I shopped at Lidl this morning for the 1st time ever. There's something the kids like in the packed lunch that they do, so I dropped in to get it, my missus normally does this on her way home. 

 

So I decided to get some breakfast ingredients, which I'm going to make tomorrow, I've got their bacon, eggs, Lincolnshire sausage and black pudding. It'll be all new for me, so I might be wasting a Sunday feed. 

[Guest]

On 26/08/2020 at 18:32, KMD7 said:

Went with the veggie option in a cafe in Galway this morning as  I've been put salty foods since the Op. It was alright apart from the egg on the left which was burnt underneath. The beans were their own made butter beans in a spicy sauce, was lovely. The spinach was just tasteless sludge. Came with Sourdough Toast and tea.  €7.95.

 

Do your worst.

 

 

 

 

Stig mentioned roast potatoes on another thread, I thought it was a joke. 

[Stouffer]

2 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Have that you pricks.

 

 

Is that kettle a Hinari?

 

Tell the truth.

[Bob]

15 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

Is that kettle a Hinari?

 

Tell the truth.

It’s Breville mate. 

[TheHowieLama]

It looks like granite counter there - but the edge is a little too good. Faux?

 

Discuss.

 

 

[Elite]

The pens definitely a biro, I know that much.

[Bob]

31 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

It looks like granite counter there - but the edge is a little too good. Faux?

 

Discuss.

 

 

Faux as hell mate. Totes faux.

[Dave D]

20 hours ago, Elite said:

The pens definitely a biro, I know that much.

Might be a BIC 

[Barrington Womble]

I took my youngest to anfield this morning to see the trophy. When we were in at @Dougie Do'ins suggestion we gave Georgie porgies a try. They forgot my egg and it turned up a few mins later. £6 for full English including tea. 60p each for the 2 extra slices of Ulster Fry, so £7.20 in total. It wasn't too bad, the sausage was decent quality but I despise them being cut in two and cooked from the inside like that. There were millions of beans. 

 

1 tea

2 toast

1 egg

1 black pudding

1 hash brown

2 bacon

2 Ulster Fry

2 sausage

1.4m beans

 

8/10 value

6/10 quality. 

 

[TheHowieLama]

Have some beans with yer brekkie there.

[Tony Moanero]

19 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

I took my youngest to anfield this morning to see the trophy. When we were in at @Dougie Do'ins suggestion we gave Georgie porgies a try. They forgot my egg and it turned up a few mins later. £6 for full English including tea. 60p each for the 2 extra slices of Ulster Fry, so £7.20 in total. It wasn't too bad, the sausage was decent quality but I despise them being cut in two and cooked from the inside like that. There were millions of beans. 

 

1 tea

2 toast

1 egg

1 black pudding

1 hash brown

2 bacon

2 Ulster Fry

2 sausage

1.4m beans

 

8/10 value

6/10 quality. 

 

The bacon and Ulster Fry look like they have been recooked about a dozen times. Why would you cut a sausage in half before cooking it?

 

Diet Coke is for bastards.

[Trumo]

10 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Have some beans with yer brekkie there.

 

Have some brekkie with yer beans more like.

[Barrington Womble]

23 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

The bacon and Ulster Fry look like they have been recooked about a dozen times. Why would you cut a sausage in half before cooking it?

 

Diet Coke is for bastards.

i think they were freshly cooked, but i didn't have view of the grill from where i was sitting. i think they don't cut the sausage in half at the start, they cut it when they think it's cooked and then fry the middle to make sure it is cooked, but just drain all the moisture. i hate it. my missus does it when she makes herself sausage on toast. i don't get it. 

 

my daughter says she thinks turd brown trainees and gum soles are for cunts. haha. 

[Tony Moanero]

8 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

i think they were freshly cooked, but i didn't have view of the grill from where i was sitting. i think they don't cut the sausage in half at the start, they cut it when they think it's cooked and then fry the middle to make sure it is cooked, but just drain all the moisture. i hate it. my missus does it when she makes herself sausage on toast. i don't get it. 

 

my daughter says she thinks turd brown trainees and gum soles are for cunts. haha. 

Ha ha. 

 

My wife bakes boss cakes but almost always burns savoury food. Her most recent attempt at frying sausages, needless to say I didn’t eat them.