What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[YorkshireRed]

6 minutes ago, Fluter in Dakota said:

I've been watching some ghost videos on Youtube - I think this has those all beaten.

I like the way you’ve distracted yourself from the undercooked bacon, egg and hash brown by building a mug/saucer/salt or pepper pot tower. A worthy feat of engineering which shows someone’s on top of their creative game in that establishment, shame it’s not the chef. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

The beans could have been a bit warmer but everything else was fine. Well it would have been had the bastards not cut my toast.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

4 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

I only ever use the one on North John Street.  Just about to tuck into this.

 

 

The yolk on the edge of the plate has put my anxiety through the roof.

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

I only ever use the one on North John Street.  Just about to tuck into this.

 

 

Huey Lewis over here. It’s not hip it’s fucking paedophillia 

[TheHowieLama]

Look at the state of those beans -

 

 

Luckily they served it to you in a shallow bowl otherwise they would be all over the table. There is actually bean juice that has already made it under the breakwater and is approaching the eggs which are doing their damnedest to jump out of the bowl entirely.

 

[KMD7]

Went with the veggie option in a cafe in Galway this morning as  I've been put salty foods since the Op. It was alright apart from the egg on the left which was burnt underneath. The beans were their own made butter beans in a spicy sauce, was lovely. The spinach was just tasteless sludge. Came with Sourdough Toast and tea.  €7.95.

 

Do your worst.

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Are they roasties? Fucking hell mate I'd have hosed every cunt in there down 

[Lee909]

8 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Went with the veggie option in a cafe in Galway this morning as  I've been put salty foods since the Op. It was alright apart from the egg on the left which was burnt underneath. The beans were their own made butter beans in a spicy sauce, was lovely. The spinach was just tasteless sludge. Came with Sourdough Toast and tea.  €7.95.

 

Do your worst.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[KMD7]

22 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Are they roasties? Fucking hell mate I'd have hosed every cunt in there down 

Grim times mate. 

[Trumo]

2 hours ago, KMD7 said:

Went with the veggie option in a cafe in Galway this morning as  I've been put salty foods since the Op. It was alright apart from the egg on the left which was burnt underneath. The beans were their own made butter beans in a spicy sauce, was lovely. The spinach was just tasteless sludge. Came with Sourdough Toast and tea.  €7.95.

 

Do your worst.

 

 

 

 

 

"Dere's more to Oirlund dan dis!"

 

I hope so mate, I really do.

[Remmie]

On 25/08/2020 at 10:28, The Gaul said:

 

I've never seen an egg yoke look like a used urinal cake before

[Barrington Womble]

2 hours ago, Remmie said:

I've never seen an egg yoke look like a used urinal cake before

You need to look more in this thread! Haha. 

[Remmie]

Just waiting for my veggie breakfast £6.95 at Chaplins in Dover. 

 

Yes I ordered coffee, about to spend 3+ hours travelling with my toddler and baby son

 

[KMD7]

5 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Just waiting for my veggie breakfast £6.95 at Chaplins in Dover. 

 

Yes I ordered coffee, about to spend 3+ hours travelling with my toddler and baby son

 

Didnt know you had a recent addition to the family Rem. Congrats to you both

[Remmie]

6 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Didnt know you had a recent addition to the family Rem. Congrats to you both

Thanks mate, there is a post about it on the being a father for the 2nd time thread

[Remmie]

Originally would have had mandatory beans, which I rightly refused, it also came with hash browns which I swapped for mushrooms with my wife. 

 

The veggie sausages were the sort that had carrot and peas in them, I can eat them but don't really enjoy them. These were nice and 

crispy on the outside but ultimately disappointing. The mushrooms were well cooked..... on one side and barely on the other, they were quite watery and didn't taste of much. The tomato was cooked properly and was suitably juicy, not bad. The eggs looked awful with a crust underneath and pot marks to rival a world of warcraft convention, I think they used a bit too much oil and heated up too hot before the long drop into the pan, then cooked in a ring, not sure how I feel about that. Having said all that they actually tasted pretty damn good, the yolk was cooked through but still runny and went well with the already buttered toast (in triangles!!!). 

 

The coffee had nice foam with chocolate but was quite bitter and I think they used too fine a grind setting as there were small bits of residue in it, I've been watching too much Hoffman. 

 

5/10 - some enjoyable parts but definitely could do better

[Elite]

22 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Originally would have had mandatory beans, which I rightly refused, it also came with hash browns which I swapped for mushrooms with my wife. 

 

The veggie sausages were the sort that had carrot and peas in them, I can eat them but don't really enjoy them. These were nice and 

crispy on the outside but ultimately disappointing. The mushrooms were well cooked..... on one side and barely on the other, they were quite watery and didn't taste of much. The tomato was cooked properly and was suitably juicy, not bad. The eggs looked awful with a crust underneath and pot marks to rival a world of warcraft convention, I think they used a bit too much oil and heated up too hot before the long drop into the pan, then cooked in a ring, not sure how I feel about that. Having said all that they actually tasted pretty damn good, the yolk was cooked through but still runny and went well with the already buttered toast (in triangles!!!). 

 

The coffee had nice foam with chocolate but was quite bitter and I think they used too fine a grind setting as there were small bits of residue in it, I've been watching too much Hoffman. 

 

5/10 - some enjoyable parts but definitely could do better

That looks drier than the menopause.

[Mudface]

I'd be eating the nearest animal if someone served me that muck.

[Bruce Spanner]

26 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Originally would have had mandatory beans, which I rightly refused, it also came with hash browns which I swapped for mushrooms with my wife. 

 

The veggie sausages were the sort that had carrot and peas in them, I can eat them but don't really enjoy them. These were nice and 

crispy on the outside but ultimately disappointing. The mushrooms were well cooked..... on one side and barely on the other, they were quite watery and didn't taste of much. The tomato was cooked properly and was suitably juicy, not bad. The eggs looked awful with a crust underneath and pot marks to rival a world of warcraft convention, I think they used a bit too much oil and heated up too hot before the long drop into the pan, then cooked in a ring, not sure how I feel about that. Having said all that they actually tasted pretty damn good, the yolk was cooked through but still runny and went well with the already buttered toast (in triangles!!!). 

 

The coffee had nice foam with chocolate but was quite bitter and I think they used too fine a grind setting as there were small bits of residue in it, I've been watching too much Hoffman. 

 

5/10 - some enjoyable parts but definitely could do better

We’re the enjoyable parts the surroundings and the company as there’s fuck all on that plate that’s enjoyable.

[TheHowieLama]

Eggs look like a time lapse of the moon - complete with craters.

[Mook]

26 minutes ago, Elite said:

That looks drier than the menopause.

I'd rather eat the menopause than that fucking disgrace.

[Pete]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

Originally would have had mandatory beans, which I rightly refused, it also came with hash browns which I swapped for mushrooms with my wife. 

 

The veggie sausages were the sort that had carrot and peas in them, I can eat them but don't really enjoy them. These were nice and 

crispy on the outside but ultimately disappointing. The mushrooms were well cooked..... on one side and barely on the other, they were quite watery and didn't taste of much. The tomato was cooked properly and was suitably juicy, not bad. The eggs looked awful with a crust underneath and pot marks to rival a world of warcraft convention, I think they used a bit too much oil and heated up too hot before the long drop into the pan, then cooked in a ring, not sure how I feel about that. Having said all that they actually tasted pretty damn good, the yolk was cooked through but still runny and went well with the already buttered toast (in triangles!!!). 

 

The coffee had nice foam with chocolate but was quite bitter and I think they used too fine a grind setting as there were small bits of residue in it, I've been watching too much Hoffman. 

 

5/10 - some enjoyable parts but definitely could do better

Where's the fucking bacon???

[TheHowieLama]

17 minutes ago, Pete said:

Where's the fucking bacon???

In the back yard eating Remmies breakfast

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

17 hours ago, KMD7 said:

Went with the veggie option in a cafe in Galway this morning as  I've been put salty foods since the Op. It was alright apart from the egg on the left which was burnt underneath. The beans were their own made butter beans in a spicy sauce, was lovely. The spinach was just tasteless sludge. Came with Sourdough Toast and tea.  €7.95.

 

Do your worst.

 

 

 

 

I bet young Spartan warriors were made to eat that as their final rite of passage.

[Curly]

2 hours ago, Remmie said:

Originally would have had mandatory beans, which I rightly refused, it also came with hash browns which I swapped for mushrooms with my wife. 

 

The veggie sausages were the sort that had carrot and peas in them, I can eat them but don't really enjoy them. These were nice and 

crispy on the outside but ultimately disappointing. The mushrooms were well cooked..... on one side and barely on the other, they were quite watery and didn't taste of much. The tomato was cooked properly and was suitably juicy, not bad. The eggs looked awful with a crust underneath and pot marks to rival a world of warcraft convention, I think they used a bit too much oil and heated up too hot before the long drop into the pan, then cooked in a ring, not sure how I feel about that. Having said all that they actually tasted pretty damn good, the yolk was cooked through but still runny and went well with the already buttered toast (in triangles!!!). 

 

The coffee had nice foam with chocolate but was quite bitter and I think they used too fine a grind setting as there were small bits of residue in it, I've been watching too much Hoffman. 

 

5/10 - some enjoyable parts but definitely could do better

The only plus point I can take from that picture, is that the shape of the eggs will have enabled you to get a fair bit of distance on them when you lashed them across the restaurant