What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

Don’t try this shit, John. There is NO MERCY on the Breakfast thread.

 

 

 

Hash browns. Aldo is dead to me.

[TheHowieLama]

I hope he is serving it to the blind.

[Elite]

With that effort it's very much the blind leading the blind.

[Bjornebye]

He is just trolling us all now 

[cloggypop]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

Don’t try this shit, John. There is NO MERCY on the Breakfast thread.

 

 

 

Fucking triangles

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

Don’t try this shit, John. There is NO MERCY on the Breakfast thread.

 

 

 

I’m thinking he never cooked that

[Mudface]

48 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

I’m thinking he never cooked that

It's from here- https://www.foodchallenges.com/castle-cafe/ - a Rochdale cafe.

 

 

[Mook]

Looks like one of Neville Southall's starters.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 hour ago, Mudface said:

It's from here- https://www.foodchallenges.com/castle-cafe/ - a Rochdale cafe.

 

 

John and his mum don’t seem to do criticism

[Bob]

Treated myself. Cooked a hash brown for the first time. Couldn’t be arsed cooking beans, not sure why.

 

 

[mattyq]

Egg looks a bit weird and the sausages a bit skinny and you appear to have done strange things to the toast but apart from that I would absolutely murder that

Good effort!

[Pureblood]

That breakfast is fit and it knows it.  The absence of beans lifts it to new heights, like a beautiful woman shedding her acne. 

[YorkshireRed]

No wonder he was sold. Ian Rush would never entertain a breakfast like that. 

[A Red]

The mrs cooked me a full english for my birthday yesterday morning. I am pro bean but for some reason decided not to have them this time and actually enjoyed it. I think I am now a bean centrist

[Bob]

1 minute ago, A Red said:

The mrs cooked me a full english for my birthday yesterday morning. I am pro bean but for some reason decided not to have them this time and actually enjoyed it. I think I am now a bean centrist

So this mornings effort was a treat to myself for my birthday yesterday, and I too leaned away from beans.

 

these are strange times.

 

also, let me know what the birthday cookies @Champ sent you are like. Mine haven’t got here yet. Probably stuck at the sorting office.

 

happy belated birthday.

[YorkshireRed]

3 minutes ago, A Red said:

The mrs cooked me a full english for my birthday yesterday morning. I am pro bean but for some reason decided not to have them this time and actually enjoyed it. I think I am now a bean centrist

The Yvette Cooper of breakfasts.

[Tony Moanero]

31 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Treated myself. Cooked a hash brown for the first time. Couldn’t be arsed cooking beans, not sure why.

 

 

Is that a single mushroom sliced up?

Sausages look like they are on a diet. That’s a hash brown? Looks like you scraped the top off last night’s shepherd’s pie. Tomato looks like it is a week old and was shoved down your pants to warm it up. Repped for not having beans.

[Bjornebye]

37 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Treated myself. Cooked a hash brown for the first time. Couldn’t be arsed cooking beans, not sure why.

 

 

Looks decent that. I like how you foraged dog owners lawns for the sausages as well 

[A Red]

33 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

So this mornings effort was a treat to myself for my birthday yesterday, and I too leaned away from beans.

 

these are strange times.

 

also, let me know what the birthday cookies @Champ sent you are like. Mine haven’t got here yet. Probably stuck at the sorting office.

 

happy belated birthday.

A belated happy one to you too. These are indeed strange times!

[Chip Butty]

Bob, that Brecky says Albert Steptoe. 

 

Soz, thats all I can offer. 

[TheHowieLama]

Pretty good effort and a return of the thread to reality/roots after Aldridge's public humiliation.

 

Is that rye toast?

[Nunavut Patrick]

Very nice Bob and not an avocado to be found  

[Anubis]

We’ve found a witch? May we hang him?

 

 

 

[cloggypop]

Banana 

 

Fish

 

Eggs. 

 

Still, no triangles at least. 

[polymerpunkah]

I'm guessing there's some avocado just out of frame on the bottom.

 

Though it could be beans.

 

Same difference.