What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Guest]

7 hours ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Gather round boys, I’m back from the future:

 

 

home made pizza bases- hence the authentic misshapenness.

couple of pork sausages, black pudding, beans - loads of the fuckers, 6 rashers of smoked streaky Bacon, couple of scrambled eggs, sprinkling of cheese, and a dash of HP.

the question is not can you have beans on a pizza, but how can you have a pizza without beans.

they were fucking boss, I didn’t eat 2 - me and the missus split them over an hour.

What year did you come back from? 2020?

[Bruce Spanner]

Beneath whatever is beneath contempt.

 

That’s fucking atrocious and something I’d expect an American to serve up at a dinner party, vile.

[TheHowieLama]

26 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Beneath whatever is beneath contempt.

 

That’s fucking atrocious and something I’d expect an American to serve up at a dinner party, vile.

Why would an American serve an English Breakfast pizza?

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

That pizza gents is the bees fucking knees, and there was fuck all American about it. No fucking triangular spud ends, no fungus, and no tomatoes plum or fucking cherry.

some day in the years ahead when yer grandkids are sitting down to a “Witherspoon Grandé” ye’ll say I know the fella who invented that.

[Bruce Spanner]

10 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Why would an American serve an English Breakfast pizza?

Because it looks like something Adam Richman would eat 10 of in some American shithole ‘family joint’ surrounded by a load of braying inbreds.

 

I have other reasons if you’d like them, but it’s the lords day and I don’t wish to receive the invective the truth would bring? 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

Oh no - I get it . That was the best putdown you could come up with for what is unarguably a monstrosity.

 

Clever.

[Bruce Spanner]

6 minutes ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

That pizza gents is the bees fucking knees, and there was fuck all American about it. No fucking triangular spud ends, no fungus, and no tomatoes plum or fucking cherry.

some day in the years ahead when yer grandkids are sitting down to a “Witherspoon Grandé” ye’ll say I know the fella who invented that.

You know beans are American, right?

[TheHowieLama]

Just now, Bruce Spanner said:

You know beans are American, right?

You know they are for backyard bbq's right?

[Evelyn Tentions]

The only advantage of vomiting over the top and holding a dihorrea ridden cat over it is it hides some of Satan's little haemorrhoids

[Bjornebye]

8 hours ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Gather round boys, I’m back from the future:

 

 

home made pizza bases- hence the authentic misshapenness.

couple of pork sausages, black pudding, beans - loads of the fuckers, 6 rashers of smoked streaky Bacon, couple of scrambled eggs, sprinkling of cheese, and a dash of HP.

the question is not can you have beans on a pizza, but how can you have a pizza without beans.

they were fucking boss, I didn’t eat 2 - me and the missus split them over an hour.

Is that Luke Chadwick ?

[Pureblood]

8 hours ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

 

 

 

Audrey Wetherspoons

[TheHowieLama]

 

 

Que sucio!

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

 

Que sucio!

Thatchers legacy lives on. 

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Thatchers legacy lives on. 

Actually it was due to rationing that they really took off.

 

They were considered ‘essential’ items because they were cheap and had some nutritional value, the UK never looked back! 

[Trumo]

11 hours ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Gather round boys, I’m back from the future:

 

[Spy Bee]

On 17/05/2020 at 05:05, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Gather round boys, I’m back from the future:

 

 

home made pizza bases- hence the authentic misshapenness.

couple of pork sausages, black pudding, beans - loads of the fuckers, 6 rashers of smoked streaky Bacon, couple of scrambled eggs, sprinkling of cheese, and a dash of HP.

the question is not can you have beans on a pizza, but how can you have a pizza without beans.

they were fucking boss, I didn’t eat 2 - me and the missus split them over an hour.

This just makes me feel really sad.

[Dr Nowt]

On 26/04/2020 at 16:12, TheHowieLama said:

Avocado, poached egg, goat cheese and bacon crumbles

 

 

 

Negged.

[Dr Nowt]

On 26/04/2020 at 16:12, TheHowieLama said:

Avocado, poached egg, goat cheese and bacon crumbles

 

 

 

Negged another post for the phrase "bacon crumbles", because forum software doesn't allow for negging this one more than once.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

On 17/05/2020 at 05:05, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Gather round boys, I’m back from the future:

 

 

home made pizza bases- hence the authentic misshapenness.

couple of pork sausages, black pudding, beans - loads of the fuckers, 6 rashers of smoked streaky Bacon, couple of scrambled eggs, sprinkling of cheese, and a dash of HP.

the question is not can you have beans on a pizza, but how can you have a pizza without beans.

they were fucking boss, I didn’t eat 2 - me and the missus split them over an hour.

 

I like it. Repped.

 

However suggesting this replaces normal pizzas was close to a negging. It's surely a novelty and not the norm.

[Dr Nowt]

On 17/05/2020 at 05:05, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Gather round boys, I’m back from the future:

 

 

home made pizza bases- hence the authentic misshapenness.

couple of pork sausages, black pudding, beans - loads of the fuckers, 6 rashers of smoked streaky Bacon, couple of scrambled eggs, sprinkling of cheese, and a dash of HP.

the question is not can you have beans on a pizza, but how can you have a pizza without beans.

they were fucking boss, I didn’t eat 2 - me and the missus split them over an hour.

Hurts me to neg you Cev, but fucking hell.

 

No beans and I'd say fair play for the novelty value. With them in there, you should be washing it down with this abortion:

 

[Anubis]

21 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

 

Que sucio!

That’s because we have beans on toast and baked potatoes. Only the sick and deranged have them on a full breakfast though.

[Remmie]

21 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

 

Que sucio!

'We' also voted in the Tories and Brexit. Not the smartest bunch though yanks run us close.

[Spy Bee]

2 minutes ago, Remmie said:

'We' also voted in the Tories and Brexit. Not the smartest bunch though yanks run us close.

You can't trust people, Jeremy.

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, Dr Nowt said:

Hurts me to neg you Cev, but fucking hell.

 

No beans and I'd say fair play for the novelty value. With them in there, you should be washing it down with this abortion:

 

Ah, the old "breakfast in a jar" maneuver. 

 

Justification for a horsewhipping in my estimation. 

[Anubis]

I bet this cunt had beans on them as well.