What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Pureblood]

Stay Alert > Control the Breakfast > No Beans

[Remmie]

36 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Just have your eggs as you like them, you bastards.

Fuck off with your diplomacy you mingecloth

[Remmie]

Edit double post

[Nunavut Patrick]

Fish fingers and oven chips are comfort food of the gods.

 

 

[Guest]

45 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Just have your eggs as you like them, you bastards.

Is that a Sean 'Bean' Bean bastard?

[Tony Moanero]

14 minutes ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

Fish fingers and oven chips are comfort food of the gods.

 

 

Fish finger butties are boss. The oven chips are all yours, I’ll have the Steakhouse Grills.

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

14 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Fuck off with your diplomacy you mingecloth

Mingecloth! 

 

Ha ha.

 

 

[General Dryness]

6 hours ago, Trumo said:

 

A filet o fish is a filet o fish for meffs too.

A fair analysis, in full.

[ZonkoVille77]

look at this cunt

 

 

[Remmie]

This is the breakfast thread, I think you want the roast thread

[Evelyn Tentions]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

This is the breakfast thread, I think you want the roast thread

The "Unmitigated Disaster" thread would be more fitting.

[TheHowieLama]

1 hour ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

The "Unmitigated Disaster" thread would be more fitting.

Pass the gravy please.

[cloggypop]

What the fuck is that spunk on the mushy peas? 

[Strontium]

1 hour ago, cloggypop said:

What the fuck is that spunk on the mushy peas? 

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 18/04/2020 at 18:17, Remmie said:

As I had made Turkish bread I decided to look for something to have with it for breakfast. I came across a dish called Cilbir; room temperature Greek yoghurt with garlic paprika and dill with 2 fried eggs on top and drizzled in a paprika, chilli and cumin infused butter. Very quick to put together and very nice

I’d have a go at that, wouldn’t try and pass it off as a breakfast though. Light afternoon snack, sound.

On 18/04/2020 at 18:43, aRdja said:

No sausage, no black pudding, no bacon, no beans = not a ‘brekkie’

Well put.

On 18/04/2020 at 21:50, Barry Wom said:

The weekend is here, the only thing that keeps me tracking the days at the moment is counting down for Saturday and Sunday to have a breakie. I discovered a bean shortage in my lockdown cupboard. Sausage and bacon were sourced at my local butcher, the black pudding and eggs from Aldi - the eggs were fucking great, golden yoke speciality or something, but I'd avoid the black pudding in future, it was ok but there's better. As always my butcher's stuff is great. 

 

As an aside, I discovered the bury black pudding lot now do a chilli one. Now I'm not advocating it on a breakfast, spice on a breakfast is for mentally disturbed people and Mexicans, but it was really tasty. I did it on a BBQ - it's not overly overly spicy, you know it's black pudding and the chilli is just a little booster in there. I would get it again and it was brilliant broken in to a roll with a sausage . 

 

 

No spice on a breakfast - have you lost yer mind? Black pudding should always have a little spiciness, not chilli granted, and what is HP but an awesome slab of spiciness that must garland any respectable breakfast.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 27/04/2020 at 10:06, Tony Moanero said:

Fellas who eat bacon crumbles as opposed to rashers of bacon, still

suck their thumbs and eat Farley’s Rusks.

There is fuck all up with eating Farleys rusks, they are awesome.

On 28/04/2020 at 18:41, Spy Bee said:

Your brecky looks decent, but your commentary sucks. A decent amount of spice goes with everything. A bit of chilli in black pudding? Hell yeah! A 'Full English' is not full at all unless it has English Mustard!

Agree on spice, but mustard??? You need to see a doctor.

On 28/04/2020 at 21:52, Barry Wom said:

Mustard on a breakfast is for wronguns too. 

Agreed, as is a deep fried American spud peelings triangle

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Gather round boys, I’m back from the future:

 

 

home made pizza bases- hence the authentic misshapenness.

couple of pork sausages, black pudding, beans - loads of the fuckers, 6 rashers of smoked streaky Bacon, couple of scrambled eggs, sprinkling of cheese, and a dash of HP.

the question is not can you have beans on a pizza, but how can you have a pizza without beans.

they were fucking boss, I didn’t eat 2 - me and the missus split them over an hour.

[aRdja]

1 hour ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Gather round boys, I’m back from the future:

 

 

home made pizza bases- hence the authentic misshapenness.

couple of pork sausages, black pudding, beans - loads of the fuckers, 6 rashers of smoked streaky Bacon, couple of scrambled eggs, sprinkling of cheese, and a dash of HP.

the question is not can you have beans on a pizza, but how can you have a pizza without beans.

they were fucking boss, I didn’t eat 2 - me and the missus split them over an hour.

Brace yourself Arthur.

[Anubis]

Judging by that you’re back from the Wanky Shit Demon’s dimension.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

47 minutes ago, aRdja said:

Brace yourself Arthur.

At the ready mate, I expect an EGOT for this.

 

give yers a shout next time I knock one up, 40$ a slice!

[Numero Veinticinco]

The first neg is mine. You’re welcome. 

[Elite]

I'd eat that. No danger, well apart from my gastrointestinal tract.

[skend04]

3 hours ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Gather round boys, I’m back from the future:

 

 

home made pizza bases- hence the authentic misshapenness.

couple of pork sausages, black pudding, beans - loads of the fuckers, 6 rashers of smoked streaky Bacon, couple of scrambled eggs, sprinkling of cheese, and a dash of HP.

the question is not can you have beans on a pizza, but how can you have a pizza without beans.

they were fucking boss, I didn’t eat 2 - me and the missus split them over an hour.

Fucks sake!

 

Negged!

 

Fucks sake!!

[Pidge]

Repped, because it made me laugh.

[PestiRed]

I see that we’ve gone back to sending our wrong’uns to Australia