What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

7 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Avocado, poached egg, goat cheese and bacon crumbles

 

 

 

I think you want the world of a woman thread mate 

[Tony Moanero]

7 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Avocado, poached egg, goat cheese and bacon crumbles

 

 

 

Bacon crumbles? I’d sooner have a packet of Frazzles.

[TheHowieLama]

28 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Bacon crumbles? I’d sooner have a packet of Frazzles.

Bacon crumbles are sliced pieces of bacon. Any fella who would prefer a packet of Frazzles over any kind of bacon should have their hard drive confiscated.

[TheHowieLama]

33 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I think you want the world of a woman thread mate 

Pm'ed

[Tony Moanero]

20 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Bacon crumbles are sliced pieces of bacon. Any fella who would prefer a packet of Frazzles over any kind of bacon should have their hard drive confiscated.

Fellas who eat bacon crumbles as opposed to rashers of bacon, still

suck their thumbs and eat Farley’s Rusks.

[TheHowieLama]

Just now, Tony Moanero said:

Fellas who eat bacon crumbles as opposed to rashers of bacon, still

suck their thumbs and eat Farley’s Rusks.

What the fuck do you put in your Cobb salad?? Or sprinkle into your baked tater?

[Remmie]

3 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

What the fuck do you put in your Cobb salad?? Or sprinkle into your baked tater?

I dunno, bread rolls?

[Tony Moanero]

Just now, TheHowieLama said:

What the fuck do you put in your Cobb salad??

A cobb salad?

 

I put ham or cheese and tomato in my crusty cobs, Branston Pickle if I’m feeling adventurous.

[Tony Moanero]

1 minute ago, Remmie said:

I dunno, bread rolls?

Ha ha. Remmie knows.

[PestiRed]

Cobb salads are not salads. They were invented to make fat Americans pretend they had eaten something healthy that day

[TheHowieLama]

12 minutes ago, PestiRed said:

Cobb salads are not salads. They were invented to make fat Americans pretend they had eaten something healthy that day

Patently untrue -- grilled chicken Caesar has that honor.

[mattyq]

Remember the first time I had a Cobb salad the sheer size and amount of meat left me dumbfounded

It was lovely but mental. A few of those would have solved world hunger overnight

[Nunavut Patrick]

6 hours ago, mattyq said:

Remember the first time I had a Cobb salad the sheer size and amount of meat left me dumbfounded

It was lovely but mental. A few of those would have solved world hunger overnight

Had one in an airport restaurant once 

could have fed half the plane it was the heaviest salad I’ve ever borne witness too.

[Tony Moanero]

Waldorf Salad is turd.

[Bjornebye]

46 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Waldorf Salad is turd.

 

 

[Mudface]

6 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Waldorf Salad is turd.

Especially if you're fresh out of Waldorfs.

[Spy Bee]

On 18/04/2020 at 12:50, Barry Wom said:

The weekend is here, the only thing that keeps me tracking the days at the moment is counting down for Saturday and Sunday to have a breakie. I discovered a bean shortage in my lockdown cupboard. Sausage and bacon were sourced at my local butcher, the black pudding and eggs from Aldi - the eggs were fucking great, golden yoke speciality or something, but I'd avoid the black pudding in future, it was ok but there's better. As always my butcher's stuff is great. 

 

As an aside, I discovered the bury black pudding lot now do a chilli one. Now I'm not advocating it on a breakfast, spice on a breakfast is for mentally disturbed people and Mexicans, but it was really tasty. I did it on a BBQ - it's not overly overly spicy, you know it's black pudding and the chilli is just a little booster in there. I would get it again and it was brilliant broken in to a roll with a sausage . 

 

 

Your brecky looks decent, but your commentary sucks. A decent amount of spice goes with everything. A bit of chilli in black pudding? Hell yeah! A 'Full English' is not full at all unless it has English Mustard!

[Barrington Womble]

3 hours ago, Spy Bee said:

Your brecky looks decent, but your commentary sucks. A decent amount of spice goes with everything. A bit of chilli in black pudding? Hell yeah! A 'Full English' is not full at all unless it has English Mustard!

Mustard on a breakfast is for wronguns too. 

[Bjornebye]

"Morning love two full englishes please but swap the beans for extra bacon and a phall for the fella in the corner shitting his guts into a can of 7up. Are them fantas cold?"

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

2 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

Mustard on a breakfast is for wronguns too. 

 

Mustard is never wrong on any meat ever. Condiment of the Gods.

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, Aw Geez said:

 

Mustard is never wrong on any meat  except in the morning when it is the condiment of wronguns.

Fixed. 

[Bjornebye]

Spy Bee waiting for his brekkie in the morning 

 

 

 

 

 

[Barrington Womble]

Breakfast in the garden this morning and it was boiling out there, even for you beans and hash brown haters, there's plenty there to enjoy. 

2 duck eggs (they were brilliant)

2 pork & tomato sausage

3 pork & pepper sausage

2 black pudding

3 bacon

Beans

Fried slice

2 hash browns

 

[s(k)aturation]

5 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

Breakfast in the garden this morning and it was boiling out there, even for you beans and hash brown haters, there's plenty there to enjoy. 

2 duck eggs (they were brilliant)

2 pork & tomato sausage

3 pork & pepper sausage

2 black pudding

3 bacon

Beans

Fried slice

2 hash browns

 

 

Yeah fair enough, Baz.

 

The duck eggs alone give the breakfast an 8.5 from me.

 

 

[General Dryness]

5 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

Breakfast in the garden this morning and it was boiling out there, even for you beans and hash brown haters, there's plenty there to enjoy. 

2 duck eggs (they were brilliant)

2 pork & tomato sausage

3 pork & pepper sausage

2 black pudding

3 bacon

Beans

Fried slice

2 hash browns

 

Negged. You know why.