What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Barry Wom said:

I had nice fresh tiger bread with it. 

Shame it wasn't an actual tiger. Even that fucker wouldn't have touched them beans. 

[Barrington Womble]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Shame it wasn't an actual tiger. Even that fucker wouldn't have touched them beans. 

They would if carole baskin told them to. 

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Barry Wom said:

Bexley's are missing white pudding for the time being, the lockdown has put pay to it. Son

 i just got some pork & pepper sausage off them. Had a nice fry up today though. Black pudding was great, Asda own brand which I've not had before. 

 

 

You say tomayto, I say tomato

You say frozen hash brown, I say negged motherfucker.

[Evelyn Tentions]

2 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

Bexley's are missing white pudding for the time being, the lockdown has put pay to it. Son

 i just got some pork & pepper sausage off them. Had a nice fry up today though. Black pudding was great, Asda own brand which I've not had before. 

 

 

 No black pudding would have tasted great after it's had the orange shit contaminating it

[Barrington Womble]

With some of the stuff on its date, I've finished off my breakie food for brunch today. And that's a kind of fried slice, not toast. Not quite enough fat. 

[Bob]

That proves the necessity of beans. Looks grand, but where’s the moisture coming from? The beans. That’s where.

 

[Barrington Womble]

30 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

That proves the necessity of beans. Looks grand, but where’s the moisture coming from? The beans. That’s where.

 

I do agree, but didn't want to open a tin of beans just for myself.

[Bjornebye]

42 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

With some of the stuff on its date, I've finished off my breakie food for brunch today. And that's a kind of fried slice, not toast. Not quite enough fat. 

Negged for flouting the Covid rules and inviting Lifey round. 

[Remmie]

46 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

With some of the stuff on its date, I've finished off my breakie food for brunch today. And that's a kind of fried slice, not toast. Not quite enough fat. 

Repped for overcoming your compulsive bean abuse.

[TheHowieLama]

42 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

That proves the necessity of beans. Looks grand, but where’s the moisture coming from? The beans. That’s where.

 

A quality sausage is in now way dry.

 

The egg yolks provide loving moisture. Also the tomato.

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

With some of the stuff on its date, I've finished off my breakie food for brunch today. And that's a kind of fried slice, not toast. Not quite enough fat. 

Throw in some mushrooms and tomatoes and I’d be happy with that.

[Trumo]

3 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

With some of the stuff on its date, I've finished off my breakie food for brunch today. And that's a kind of fried slice, not toast. Not quite enough fat. 

 

Well, we know the flame thrower works. And are those slices of black pudding, or evidence that the Wayne Gretzky Museum has been robbed?

[Remmie]

3 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

That proves the necessity of beans. Looks grand, but where’s the moisture coming from? The beans. That’s where.

 

Tea

[Dougie Do'ins]

6 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

With some of the stuff on its date, I've finished off my breakie food for brunch today. And that's a kind of fried slice, not toast. Not quite enough fat. 

Did you nod off while you were cooking those sausages ?

[lifetime fan]

On ‎04‎/‎04‎/‎2020 at 17:01, Dougie Do'ins said:

The toast would have been passable had it not been cut into those fucking triangles.

Get the fuck outta here!

[Stouffer]

3 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Throw in some mushrooms and tomatoes and I’d be happy with that.

Snap.

[lifetime fan]

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Negged for flouting the Covid rules and inviting Lifey round. 

Like I was anywhwere near that fucking excuse for toast/fried slice.

[lifetime fan]

On ‎05‎/‎04‎/‎2020 at 21:38, General Dryness said:

The onions are fucking unacceptable, but what's made it worse (if that's even possible) is that, although he's referred to them as fried, they really look just sweated a bit. Seriously, theres no caremelisation on them at all.

 

Cunt.

 

 

 

He couldn't even chop the onions the fucking bellend.

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Get the fuck outta here!

Toast in triangles is for cunts and curtain paedos. 

[lifetime fan]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Toast in triangles is for cunts and curtain paedos. 

My issue is that it’s bread cut in fucking triangles. 
 

 

[Bob]

Breakfast al fresco.

 

out of mushrooms, annoyingly, but otherwise pretty pleased with this start to the day.

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Breakfast al fresco.

 

out of mushrooms, annoyingly, but otherwise pretty pleased with this start to the day.

Looks sound, the little red tomato look like its getting devoured by the sausages and the other one looks displeased as he's next. 

[Pidge]

Four rashers of smoked and two black pudding, nice big breakfast sandwich. Grilled to perfection. Only miss-steps were putting the toast on the same setting I use for crumpets so it was slightly overdone and ran out of brown sauce so used BBQ.

 

No pics because when I put it on a plate it bounced right down my gullet.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Breakfast al fresco.

 

out of mushrooms, annoyingly, but otherwise pretty pleased with this start to the day.

The sausages look like they’ve been on a diet, the skinny fuckers. Serving toast on the same plate as a fry-up is nothing but a cunning ruse to make you think you’ve got more food than you have. Eggs look decent.  

[Dougie Do'ins]

1 hour ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Breakfast al fresco.

 

out of mushrooms, annoyingly, but otherwise pretty pleased with this start to the day.

On the plus side, the eggs looked like they're done to perfection and there's a good quantity.

 

On the minus side, it all looks very dry. Don't know if it's been overcooked or because there's no bean or tomato juices.

 

That toast also looks like it's well done but.........