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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
      73


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Mother of god. 

 

Is that a fucking steak knife for brekkie? And whats with the 3 pronged fork? Bastards. 

 

Did he get his monkey to piss in the mug? 

 

Waffles? Haha fuck off. 

 

The tomatoes have to be a piss-take. Surely its one of his shit jokes. Surely to god. 

 

I'd rather eat breakfast off Johnny Vegas' belly than a square plate. 

 

Have you got slippers on? 

 

Go fuck yourself mate. 

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6 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

Ta mate. Is that the one opposite green lane at the top of West Derby road? 

Yes. There’s one in Old Swan as well. And I noticed the butchers in Broadway was open as well. There’s also a decent fruit and veg shop at the bottom of Broadway.

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6 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

Ta mate. Is that the one opposite green lane at the top of West Derby road? 

Looks lovely in there, I've been past loads on the bus. Saliva dripping down my face before I get home to my Kale Pie. 

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1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Looks lovely in there, I've been past loads on the bus. Saliva dripping down my face before I get home to my Kale Pie. 

 

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Yes. There’s one in Old Swan as well. And I noticed the butchers in Broadway was open as well. There’s also a decent fruit and veg shop at the bottom of Broadway.

I've got to go out on Monday anyway, so I will try and swing buy and get some supplies. If I do, expect a home breakfast pic coming Tuesday or weds. 

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11 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

 

I've got to go out on Monday anyway, so I will try and swing buy and get some supplies. If I do, expect a home breakfast pic coming Tuesday or weds. 

Need my address to drop one off ? Im only up the road. Thanks. 

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