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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
      124
    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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6 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Evil racist cunt Priti Patel is a no-beaner. (No surprise there.)

 

Fucking state of this. One sausage, no toast, no black pudding, no mushrooms, no brown sauce, no hash browns and a brew so pale she'd give it a passport.

 

She deserves that breakfast. 

 

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Tomato looks decent, though.

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22 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

He's never going to eat that though. It's a photo opportunity to try and make him look like a normal bean eating compassionate human being. It's the equivalent of Farage with a pint. 

Exactly, wouldn't even wish those eggs on him though to be fair.  Mind you, looking at what he's done to the bacon maybe he should've necked the lot, the prick.

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41 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Evil racist cunt Priti Patel is a no-beaner. (No surprise there.)

 

Fucking state of this. One sausage, no toast, no black pudding, no mushrooms, no brown sauce, no hash browns and a brew so pale she'd give it a passport.

 

She deserves that breakfast. 

 

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By the state of her, that'll just be a starter.

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19 minutes ago, Mook said:

At least Barmby's is a standard meal.

 

Beans with fillet steak is fucking depraved. What next 'caviar & spagetti hoops'?

I can understand the players choosing healthier stuff but why the fuck were Phil Thompson and Rick Parry ordering beans instead of chips? Parry is a bastard but I’d expect better of Thommo.

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3 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Evil racist cunt Priti Patel is a no-beaner. (No surprise there.)

 

Fucking state of this. One sausage, no toast, no black pudding, no mushrooms, no brown sauce, no hash browns and a brew so pale she'd give it a passport.

 

She deserves that breakfast. 

 

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The reason the beans aren't on the plate is because she drank them from the bowl before they came.Thats why she is smiling the fucking wicked witch. I hate her. My least favourite Tory by far. 

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