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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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27 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Somebody is taking cooked breakfast dedication to the next level, right here. On the tube. 

 

 

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Thats a sad wanker trying to get into the paper as "the crazy guy who ate a fry-up on the tube"

 

Good way to catch Cornorovirus by the way. And everything else. The tube is fucking disgusting. 

 

Nice sambas on the fella on the left. He seems like a decent chap. 

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4 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Anybody that takes a plate out of the building or garden where the food was served is a dickhead, unless it’s something like a picnic or beach BBQ. Plates on the fucking underground? 
 

 

Yeah you can Bank on him being a proper dickhead. 

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2 hours ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Somebody is taking cooked breakfast dedication to the next level, right here. On the tube. 

 

 

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Fucking hell! With this and viRdjil's new thread I've decided to cancel my internet subscription because they've just ruined my day and week. The pair of cunts.

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2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Thats a sad wanker trying to get into the paper as "the crazy guy who ate a fry-up on the tube"

 

Good way to catch Cornorovirus by the way. And everything else. The tube is fucking disgusting. 

 

Nice sambas on the fella on the left. He seems like a decent chap. 

Cornholevirus? That’s the bad one yeah?

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2 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Look at his pants. He’s a veggie every day of the week. Those sausages are made out of soy and beetroot, mate. Us beaners ain’t having him. 

I can't see his pants, there seems to be Bacon and meat sausage so probably not a veggie (not sure what that has to do with anything anyway) and there are beans all over the gaff so he clearly represents your lot.

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