What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[TheBitch]

On 15/02/2020 at 09:03, Carradona said:

Pics or GTFO

PM’d. 

[Champ]

On 12/02/2020 at 19:37, Dougie Do'ins said:

I've eaten in here quite a number of times. The food is always good and if I'm in there of a morning I always go for the bacon, poached eggs and toast.

 

No fucking way does it do the best breakfast.

 

Liverpool cafe serving the best full English breakfast in the UK

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/liverpool-cafe-serving-best-full-17730052

How can that be the winner with that stupid plate and the little butters? And then I saw the runners up. NEVER BUTTER MY TOAST FOR ME

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

Not been out for a brekkie in a while. However I did get another Ma Wom special this weekend. It was decent, bit not quite up to her normal standard. I'd have liked my black pudding a little crisper on the outside and the hash browns were weird. Just a 7/10 this week. 

 

 

I assume you told her you were adopted 

[General Dryness]

On 15/02/2020 at 06:31, TheBitch said:

Love Thy Neighbour. Hatton Garden. Liverpool. 

 

£8.95 but 20% off because I stayed next door at Sleep, eat, love. 

 

I didnt order but the idiot i was with ordered poached eggs, I would have gone for fried, they were however very well done. 

The picture shown shows 2 pieces of black pudding, I took 1 off her plate as she didn’t want it. 

 

It was average if I’m honest, 6/10 the breakfast didn’t include a brew either. 

 

 

 

8 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

Not been out for a brekkie in a while. However I did get another Ma Wom special this weekend. It was decent, bit not quite up to her normal standard. I'd have liked my black pudding a little crisper on the outside and the hash browns were weird. Just a 7/10 this week. 

 

 

Are you cunts doing it deliberately?

 

Hash browns get negged on sight.

[Guest]

4th best brekkie in the UK and they serve it with a cockroach?

 

 

6th best. Chips.

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

4th best brekkie in the UK and they serve it with a cockroach?

 

 

6th best. Chips.

 

 

 

Put some NSFW tags round them for fuck sake

[Tony Moanero]

25 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

 

Hash browns get negged on sight.

 

[Carradona]

21 hours ago, TheBitch said:

PM’d. 

Fuckin' WOW!

[Champ]

15 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

4th best brekkie in the UK and they serve it with a cockroach?

 

 

6th best. Chips.

 

 

 

It was the shiny ham that got me

[Numero Veinticinco]

What the absolute fucky is that stuff in the top left of the 6th place one?

[Mudface]

29 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

What the absolute fucky is that stuff in the top left of the 6th place one?

Some sort of aborted hash brown, I think.

[Numero Veinticinco]

3 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Some sort of aborted hash brown, I think.

But it’s a frozen hash brown? It’d be irregular to have two different sorts of harsh brown. I’m guessing bubble and squeak that turned into bubble and scream. 

[Mudface]

Just now, Numero Veinticinco said:

But it’s a frozen hash brown? It’d be irregular to have two different sorts of harsh brown. I’m guessing bubble and squeak that turned into bubble and scream. 

Ah yeah, that'd make more sense- although considering it's got ham, chips and possibly gravy on it along with what appear to be dog turds rather than sausages, it could be anything.

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Ah yeah, that'd make more sense- although considering it's got ham, chips and possibly gravy on it along with what appear to be dog turds rather than sausages, it could be anything.

Outside bet is a battered beef burger. 

[polymerpunkah]

Egg foo yung?

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

But it’s a frozen hash brown? It’d be irregular to have two different sorts of harsh brown. I’m guessing bubble and squeak that turned into bubble and scream. 

I'm pretty sure it's bubble and squeak. The restaurant is called Maggies and it's in Lewisham. Probably a sinister way to get you in to receive an organised kicking.

2 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Ol’ Maggie’s Chilli Con Carne looks a treat 

 

 

[Mudface]

A caff with a mission statement. Fuck's sake.

[Evelyn Tentions]

12 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

What the absolute fucky is that stuff in the top left of the 6th place one?

The waiter threw up on the plate at the sight of it.

 

[Guest]

16 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Ol’ Maggie’s Chilli Con Carne looks a treat 

 

 

At least if the breakfast doesn't work out, you can order some alcohol and get pissed instead.

[Numero Veinticinco]

12 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

At least if the breakfast doesn't work out, you can order some alcohol and get pissed instead.

True. ‘I’ll have a full English and four shots of vodka please. Hold the full English.’

[Remmie]

I think you'd have to be pissed to eat the monstrosity in the thumbnail

[Jairzinho]

"Create your own breakfast"

 

Yeah, having seen yours I might do just that, ta.

[pauliescouse]

Anyone who rates a 10/10, and we all agree with it gets one of these in the post - you also need to change your username to bean_nonce or something similar that we all vote on:

 

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Somebody is taking cooked breakfast dedication to the next level, right here. On the tube.