What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

I didn't even notice Lifey's pale legs and spunky shorts. Are you sure you give breakfasts the attention they deserve, Stig?

When faced with adversity a man can only deal with the cards he is dealt. On that particular infamous occasion I saw a pair of white pins and a semen stain. It didn't even need one of them ultra-violet wands from Basic Instinct to identify the seedy dogging dollop. Im only human. What more could I have done?

[lifetime fan]

15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

When faced with adversity a man can only deal with the cards he is dealt. On that particular infamous occasion I saw a pair of white pins and a semen stain. It didn't even need one of them ultra-violet wands from Basic Instinct to identify the seedy dogging dollop. Im only human. What more could I have done?

Swallowed instead of spitting. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, lifetime fan said:

Swallowed instead of spitting. 

You could have said at the time. Did you get the windscreen cleaned? 

[aRdja]

There you go.

[Stouffer]

[TheHowieLama]

Streaky bacon - egg looks like a manhole cover, mushrooms not cooked.

 

Half a sausage??

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

It is like a culinary representation of a Hard Brexit

 

#hardbreakfast

[Guest Pistonbroke]

If that is an attempt to cheer us or yourself up it has failed miserably. 

[Guest]

55 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

There you go.

One and a half sausages? One of the black puddings is ashamed to be there and is definitely trying to make it's escape.

[aRdja]

Just now, Shooter in the Motor said:

One and a half sausages?

Had the other half. Hungry.

[Guest]

Just now, viRdjil said:

Had the other half. Hungry.

I hope it was cooked first.

[Curly]

It bothers me that you can’t change votes on here. I’ve pressed the wrong button by mistake before and then had to live with being attributed to a vote cast that I didn’t believe in. Not on this vote though - I was a full on pro beaner, but now I’m neither. 

 

Anyway, thanks for ringing. Let’s speak again soon.

[lifetime fan]

Made the bird eggy bread this morning. 
 

Eggs and ketchup? I’m questioning why I’m with her tbh...

 

 

 

[Curly]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

Made the bird eggy bread this morning. 
 

Eggs and ketchup? I’m questioning why I’m with her tbh...

 

 

 

Looks decent that. Excellent ketchup distribution.

 

I’m a fan of sugar on my eggy bread. That’s sound isn’t it?

[Tony Moanero]

2 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

Made the bird eggy bread this morning. 
 

Eggs and ketchup? I’m questioning why I’m with her tbh...

 

 

 

lifey this morning.

 

[Trumo]

49 minutes ago, belarus said:

I’m a fan of sugar on my eggy bread. That’s sound isn’t it?

 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

2 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

Made the bird eggy bread this morning. 
 

Eggs and ketchup? I’m questioning why I’m with her tbh...

 

 

 

 

Why did you pour the whisked egg over the bread in the frying pan instead of dipping in it before hand? Looks a right abortion. 

[cloggypop]

Aye, that's not eggy bread. It's a sliced bread omelette. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

9 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Aye, that's not eggy bread. It's a sliced bread omelette. 

 

I thought it was a flat ketchup pizza on first look. 

[Stouffer]

Fucking hell man, really?

 

Really?

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Any Melbourne / Victoria ba d breakfast heads see this stuff out and about, buy it, it’s fucking lovely, grabbed 2 slices at a farmers market yesterday, it’s a bit expenno, but it is the best I’ve had over here, the spice and fat ratio is spot on, tastes awesome.

[aRdja]

6 hours ago, arthur friedenreich said:

Any Melbourne / Victoria ba d breakfast heads see this stuff out and about, buy it, it’s fucking lovely, grabbed 2 slices at a farmers market yesterday, it’s a bit expenno, but it is the best I’ve had over here, the spice and fat ratio is spot on, tastes awesome.

Which farmers market mate?

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

54 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

Which farmers market mate?

Elsternwick

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

this is them:

 

https://www.farce.com.au