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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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34 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

Meanwhile, this is what I had for lunch. I cooked most of the items myself but needed help with the fried egg, also my missus cooked the beans. From the same butchers as the last one; Gales of Westbury Park, Bristol.

 

1 x Cumberland sausage

2 x Bacon

2 x White pudding

1 x Black pudding

1 x Fried egg over hard

Beans ‘done right’

 

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Extra sausage and an egg that's not destroyed and I'd be all over that. 

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1 hour ago, viRdjil said:

This is what Mrs viRdjilia had for lunch... Peas mixed with baked beans. Filing the papers as I type.

 

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State of her pullover, tell her to wash her clothes properly. 

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2 minutes ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

What’s worse is she scarfed all the beans first.

 

Plus why on earth she set a knife next to her plate is beyond me. 

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Just now, lifetime fan said:

Breakfast bap. 
 

Sausage wasn’t of great quality, bacon was lovely and smocked of course because I’m not a complete and total cunt, black pudding was good. 
 

£4.50 - Pit Stop Bristol. 

If that was something you had cooked and not bought I would assume the black pudding were eggs. 

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On 06/12/2019 at 20:03, Bjornebye said:

Not only has he spunked on himself but its fucking December. Shorts? I bet he had one of his pink ralph polo tops on as well. I bet the lorry drivers in the truck stop were pissing themselves. 

I didn't even notice Lifey's pale legs and spunky shorts. Are you sure you give breakfasts the attention they deserve, Stig?

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