What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[General Dryness]

What is it about those triangular hash browns that makes people persist in eating them? Hideous fucking things.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Looks nice that, Bernie. 

 

id definitely eat that and then come on here to have it rated by these mongrels.

Which is why we should all support the LGBTQUnsmokedbacon community x 

[Guest]

11 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I hope we get beat you dirty fucking get 

Even unsmoked bacon isn't enough to justify the blueshite getting a win. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

14 hours ago, Bernard Diomede said:

Self made, pre big sporting event meal. 3 sausages, bacon, hash browns, 2 white pudding, 2 eggs and mushies all boss. Fucked the tinned tommy up because I forgot they were there so had to nuke it in the microwave last minute. I need a lie down after it. 

Is the bacon grilled or griddled? Far too much superfluous shite in there, no fungus or fucking vegetables and white pudding can fuck off as well. I like my pudding the way I like my women, dark and spicy.

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, arthur friedenreich said:

Is the bacon grilled or griddled? Far too much superfluous shite in there, no fungus or fucking vegetables and white pudding can fuck off as well. I like my pudding the way I like my women, dark and spicy.

Wrong, white pudding is boss. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

10 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

Wrong, white pudding is boss. 

We’ll agree to agree that you are wrong here Col.

[Barrington Womble]

On 24/11/2019 at 23:19, Paulie Dangerously said:

Next to where the old job centre used to be. 

 

Was that the Kurdina? It's ok there but a bit pricy for what it is. Try the Olive over the road. A great chicken gyro 

I might give that a whirl tomorrow morning If I get chance. I've been to the olive before it had its license. I thought it was alright. Agreed about the price of kurdina, I can certainly eat better for cheaper in town. Or I quite like that Italian near Litherland town hall although I can't walk and have to drive. 

On 04/12/2019 at 19:09, Stouffer said:

The smell of smoked bacon makes me heave. I like my bacon to taste like bacon.

Spot on. Smoke kippers. Keep bacon as bacon. 

10 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

Wrong, white pudding is boss. 

I actually prefer it to black pudding. 

[Lee909]

Smoked kippers red

 

Had smokey whisky salmon, scrambled eggs and sour dough toast and marmalade last week fir breakfast. It was glorious

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

2 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

Smoked kippers red

 

Had smokey whisky salmon, scrambled eggs and sour dough toast and marmalade last week fir breakfast. It was glorious

Fuck me that’s an odd combo, chef think he was fucking Dali or something?

[Barrington Womble]

So I've not had a fry up for a couple of weeks, but I have been carrying out a sausage survey for the benefit of this thread. Their was some talk of Lincolnshire sausages, so I decided to start trying out the supermarket brand ones and whenever possible their best home brand so the ones about £2-2.50. So far

 

Tesco: was alright, but not herby enough in taste. Meaty though, but a little dry. 6/10

 

Asda: I enjoyed this one. Nice quality meat and herbed nicely too. Stayed really juicy too. 7.5/10

 

Co-op: I don't get chance for co-op food often, so took the chance while I was there. I was pleasantly surprised. Taste wise maybe the closest I remember a Lincolnshire when I was younger. Nice meat and again juicy. The only set back was the skins were a bit tough. Good despite that. 7/10. 

 

On the to do list Sainsbury, Morrisons and if they sell them aldi and Lidl. 

[Lee909]

2 minutes ago, arthur friedenreich said:

Fuck me that’s an odd combo, chef think he was fucking Dali or something?

What's weird about it. 

The marmalade toast came after. Nothing weird about salmon and eggs

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

12 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

What's weird about it. 

The marmalade toast came after. Nothing weird about salmon and eggs

When you separate them ok, fair enough. I thought they gave you all that shit together, obviously seen too many bad brekkies on here.

[Curly]

I’ve been pro bean and pro hash brown for a while now, but I’ve had quite a few breakfasts recently, and I’m coming to the conclusion that both are unnecessary. I’m close to changing my vote.

 

I still like beans, but think simplicity rules on a breakfast. It’s the additions, such as beans, hash browns and tinned anythings, which make them sickly.

 

I’ll be doing one over the weekend which will be simple, traditional and delicious.

[Remmie]

58 minutes ago, belarus said:

I’ve been pro bean and pro hash brown for a while now, but I’ve had quite a few breakfasts recently, and I’m coming to the conclusion that both are unnecessary. I’m close to changing my vote.

 

I still like beans, but think simplicity rules on a breakfast. It’s the additions, such as beans, hash browns and tinned anythings, which make them sickly.

 

I’ll be doing one over the weekend which will be simple, traditional and delicious.

This is what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity

[Remmie]

Repeat after me: Hash browns are shitcunt American interlopers and they have no right waddling on to a full english

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, belarus said:

I’ve been pro bean and pro hash brown for a while now, but I’ve had quite a few breakfasts recently, and I’m coming to the conclusion that both are unnecessary. I’m close to changing my vote.

 

I still like beans, but think simplicity rules on a breakfast. It’s the additions, such as beans, hash browns and tinned anythings, which make them sickly.

 

I’ll be doing one over the weekend which will be simple, traditional and delicious.

Us anti-bean lot don’t fucking want you. Looks like your a bit like Tom Hanks in the Terminal. You get to fuck zeta-jones though. I think. 

[Curly]

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Us anti-bean lot don’t fucking want you. Looks like your a bit like Tom Hanks in the Terminal. You get to fuck zeta-jones though. I think. 

I’ll go where I want. I may even publicly say I’m anti-bean, then come and sit in your changing rooms with a cooked breakfast, then when you look, it will be a plate full of just beans.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, belarus said:

I’ll go where I want. I may even publicly say I’m anti-bean, then come and sit in your changing rooms with a cooked breakfast, then when you look, it will be a plate full of just beans.

If you're turning down a shag of Catherine Zeta-Jones to sit and watch me dry my bollocks off then i'm not going to stand in your way. Just make sure you can breath through your nose properly. 

[General Dryness]

14 hours ago, Lee909 said:

Smoked kippers red

 

Had smokey whisky salmon, scrambled eggs and sour dough toast and marmalade last week fir breakfast. It was glorious

Kippers are fucking ace. And manx kippers are the best in the world. 

 

We're an underrated bunch, really.

[aRdja]

8 hours ago, belarus said:

I’ll go where I want. I may even publicly say I’m anti-bean, then come and sit in your changing rooms with a cooked breakfast, then when you look, it will be a plate full of just beans.

This is what Mrs viRdjilia had for lunch... Peas mixed with baked beans. Filing the papers as I type.

 

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

This is what Mrs viRdjilia had for lunch... Peas mixed with baked beans. Filing the papers as I type.

 

I've seen people sectioned for less. Genuinely.

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[aRdja]

Yeah I thought it was vile.

[aRdja]

Meanwhile, this is what I had for lunch. I cooked most of the items myself but needed help with the fried egg, also my missus cooked the beans. From the same butchers as the last one; Gales of Westbury Park, Bristol.

 

1 x Cumberland sausage

2 x Bacon

2 x White pudding

1 x Black pudding

1 x Fried egg over hard

Beans ‘done right’

 

[TheHowieLama]

Your girls looks better