What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

20 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Full marks for portion size. I’d have been worried about those sausages. Parts of them look incredibly pale. Were they cooked all the way through? Cook the sausages for longer, or at least more evenly, add mushrooms and tomatoes and I’d destroy that.

I really like your mushroom and tomato manifesto, Tony.

[Stouffer]

21 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Shit kettle though. 

It's a Hinari Lifestyle. 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

It's a Hinari Lifestyle. 

Its got a hard lifestyle by the looks of it. 

[Pidge]

Is leaving town, walking past the rammed kebab shop, realising you're pretty hungry, signing up to the local delivery service, realising the delivery service is closed, slamming the electrice hob on six, cremating three pieces of bacon, pretending to fry a black pudding slice on the retained heat, putting it all in a leftover cob, plus brown sauce... a recipe for the perfect breakfast?

 

because, if so...

[Pidge]

Shit, might have another perfect breakfast...

[Trumo]

That egg looks like the cook started to make a scrambled egg just before realising the customer had ordered fried.

[Bob]

£6.75 from North St Deli in Wetherby, including coffee plus an extra £0.60 for two hash browns which we shared.

 

sausage was lovely but the skin wasn’t browned on the bottom so a mark off for that. Everything else was spot on.

 

Egg was perfect.

[Tony Moanero]

19 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

 

£7.05 seems pretty expensive. Only one sausage, no black pudding and they’ve used tinned tomatoes. I don’t mind tinned but they’re dirt cheap, especially wholesale. Not worth more than four or five quid. 

[aRdja]

31 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

£6.75 from North St Deli in Wetherby, including coffee plus an extra £0.60 for two hash browns which we shared.

 

sausage was lovely but the skin wasn’t browned on the bottom so a mark off for that. Everything else was spot on.

 

Egg was perfect.

Sausage of high meat content?

[Bob]

Unless you go to Morrison’s Cafe you’re not getting it cheaper here.

[Tony Moanero]

 

11 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Unless you go to Morrison’s Cafe you’re not getting it cheaper here.

£7 would be fine if it included a couple of sausages, a slice of black pudding, fresh tomato and maybe a second egg.

[Bob]

14 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

Sausage of high meat content?

Certainly adequate.

[TheHowieLama]

7 notes is about as cheap as you can hope to get a fresh cooked breakfast for -- hell a Maccies breakfast is over 5

 

It is no more than a 6/10 there though Bobby - tinned tomatoes, mushrooms and frozen hash brown.

[Tony Moanero]

12 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

7 notes is about as cheap as you can hope to get a fresh cooked breakfast for 

Which is crazy given that all too often content, quantity and/or quality doesn’t reflect the price.

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

7 notes is about as cheap as you can hope to get a fresh cooked breakfast for -- hell a Maccies breakfast is over 5

 

It is no more than a 6/10 there though Bobby - tinned tomatoes, mushrooms and frozen hash brown.

What makes you think the mushrooms are tinned? They're undercooked certainly but look like normal mushrooms to me. 

 

There seems to be a burnt on one side theme running through the breakfast and it's another fucking interloping hash bastard brown gegging in and of course cunt nuggets and their filthy dirt water touching the precious egg.

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

14 minutes ago, Remmie said:

What makes you think the mushrooms are tinned? They're undercooked certainly but look like normal mushrooms to me. 

 

There seems to be a burnt on one side theme running through the breakfast and it's another fucking interloping hash bastard brown gegging in and of course cunt nuggets and their filthy dirt water touching the precious egg.

 

 

Bob paid extra for the hash browns!

[cloggypop]

Too many triangles, Bob. 3 out of 10.

[Remmie]

10 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Bob paid extra for the hash browns!

Well spotted, I was too outraged and busy backheeling myself in the bollocks. 

 

Paying extra for hash browns is a bit like those dudes who pay to get kicked in the bollocks with Stilletos, only more depraved.

 

Each to their own you filthy twats.

[Trumo]

There's something inherently wrong about paying over a fiver for an English breakfast. It's a bit like all those street food stalls where you have to pay at least that much for whatever they're serving.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

£6.75 from North St Deli in Wetherby, including coffee plus an extra £0.60 for two hash browns which we shared.

 

sausage was lovely but the skin wasn’t browned on the bottom so a mark off for that. Everything else was spot on.

 

Egg was perfect.

It looks shit mate. 

[Tony Moanero]

19 minutes ago, Trumo said:

There's something inherently wrong about paying over a fiver for an English breakfast. It's a bit like all those street food stalls where you have to pay at least that much for whatever they're serving.

Depends on the quantity and quality of the ingredients. You wouldn’t want to pay more than a fiver for a cooked breakfast consisting of one average or shit sausage, one egg, no black pudding and cheapo tinned tomatoes. Whereas, in my opinion, it’s reasonable to expect to pay more for a well cooked brekkie that has two good quality sausages, two or three rashers of nice bacon, a couple of slices of black pudding, two eggs, fresh tomatoes, mushrooms, toast and a mug of tea.

[TheHowieLama]

A Subway sandwich costs more than a fiver FFS.

 

[Pidge]

16 hours ago, Pidge said:

Is leaving town, walking past the rammed kebab shop, realising you're pretty hungry, signing up to the local delivery service, realising the delivery service is closed, slamming the electrice hob on six, cremating three pieces of bacon, pretending to fry a black pudding slice on the retained heat, putting it all in a leftover cob, plus brown sauce... a recipe for the perfect breakfast?

 

because, if so...

Eye of a needle, lads. Eye of a fucking needle...

[TheHowieLama]

#hobzncobz

[Tony Moanero]

16 hours ago, Pidge said:

Is leaving town, walking past the rammed kebab shop, realising you're pretty hungry, signing up to the local delivery service, realising the delivery service is closed, slamming the electrice hob on six, cremating three pieces of bacon, pretending to fry a black pudding slice on the retained heat, putting it all in a leftover cob, plus brown sauce... a recipe for the perfect breakfast?

 

because, if so...