What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Chip Butty]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Its not even close to a 7 you fucking maniac. 

Its a 7/10, in the OK range. 

 

He's eating the fucker on a game of Jenga, no fucking way is he getting anything more than an ok's. 

 

*Its a sunday, am being nice* 

[Tony Moanero]

Eggs and black pudding look nice. Would need four of those skinny sausages. Mushrooms are ruined. No tomatoes. How did you manage to cook the bacon fat but leave the rest of it raw? Is butter on ration in your house? 4/10

[KMD7]

9 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

2 thin sausages.

2 nicely done bacon.

Black pudding.

2 eggs, over easy.

Pan cooked beans.

Fried mussies.

Toast.

Orange Juice.

Coffee.

 

Yum.

 

 

Looks like you tried to cook the bacon through the medium of thought. 

[Bob]

The bacon was grilled. As soon as the fat is cooked, it’s ready. This was ready. It was delicious.

[Elite]

1 minute ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

The bacon was grilled. As soon as the fat is cooked, it’s ready. This was ready. It was delicious.

By grilled do you mean under a slab of ice?

[Trumo]

By 'grilled', I think he just asked it some very probing questions. That it oinked back didn't phase him in the slightest.

[Remmie]

12 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

2 thin sausages.

2 nicely done bacon.

Black pudding.

2 eggs, over easy.

Pan cooked beans.

Fried mussies.

Toast.

Orange Juice.

Coffee.

 

Yum.

 

 

Someone's hidden a condom in your egg, impressed by the peanut content of the cowpat and the cunt-plasma seems to be regenerating itself. 2 mushrooms?

[Guest]

[Guest]

£6 all in. Go!

[aRdja]

Could do with a couple more slices of black pudding IMO.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, viRdjil said:

Could do with a couple more slices of black pudding IMO.

Was a little small but really well cooked and tasty. 

[Elite]

Did you get a toy with it?

[aRdja]

Did you ask for no shrooms and no tomatoes? Or did you swap them out for extra black pudding? The bacon looks nicely cooked, and the sausage looks of high meat content... (Cumberland?)

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

Did you ask for no shrooms and no tomatoes? Or did you swap them out for extra black pudding? The bacon looks nicely cooked, and the sausage looks of high meat content... (Cumberland?)

They had set breakfast for quick selection and that was the first set. I could have swapped out beans for fried tomato but prices would have changed. I think it was a Cumberland sausage, meaty and a little spicy. 

[Guest]

36 minutes ago, Elite said:

Did you get a toy with it?

Scrappy meal. 

[Remmie]

58 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Where's the other half of it?

 

Soup with a breakfast is a bit unusual but they've given you some Lilliputian toast to dunk in it.

 

A single key is a bit renegade and this is conker season my good man, get your shit together.

[Guest]

57 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Where's the other half of it?

 

Soup with a breakfast is a bit unusual but they've given you some Lilliputian toast to dunk in it.

 

A single key is a bit renegade and this is conker season my good man, get your shit together.

Haha

 

My car key is as big as the toast. I wondered by the cafe was called Wonderland. 

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

My review of this would be simply to have taken a shit on the plate and left.

 

Honestly fellas, if you keep paying these people to take the piss out of you they're going to carry on doing it. 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, viRdjil said:

Did you ask for no shrooms and no tomatoes? Or did you swap them out for extra black pudding? The bacon looks nicely cooked, and the sausage looks of high meat content... (Cumberland?)

Looks like he just asked for black pudding and fuck all else. 

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Scrappy meal. 

Autocorrect? Should be crappy meal, surely?

[Jordy Brouwer]

5 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Classic. Simple. Elegant. 

[Mook]

One sausage?

 

Everybody involved should be drowned, shot, gutted & shot again.

 

Bastards.

[Guest]

8 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Autocorrect? Should be crappy meal, surely?

[Guest]

9 hours ago, General Dryness said:

My review of this would be simply to have taken a shit on the plate and left.

 

Honestly fellas, if you keep paying these people to take the piss out of you they're going to carry on doing it. 

Look carefully at the middle of the plate.

[Guest]

9 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Looks like he just asked for black pudding and fuck all else. 

Racist.