What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[KMD7]

4 hours ago, viRdjil said:

I think we’re on to a winner here, brought to you by Mrs viRdjilia. Ingredients purchased at Molesworth of Henleaze in Bristol. 
 

2 x Venison and wild boar sausages

2 x Home cured back bacon

Fried egg, over hard

Black and white pudding

Cherry tomatoes

Beans ‘done right’

Caramelised onions 

Buttered sourdough

 

Verdict: Excellent. Well happy with it. I think she did very well. Sausage was unusual but very tasty. The bacon was thick and brilliantly tasty, definite highlights. 

Mrs aRdja has upped her game. Repped. I'm ignoring the egg fiasco.

[General Dryness]

Get rid of the onions, use proper tomatoes and fix that fucking egg and it reaches a standard approaching mediocrity. The only way is up.

[polymerpunkah]

5 hours ago, viRdjil said:

Can we look past the egg please?

But if I look past the egg, all I can see are the beans!

 

The rest of it looks great.

 

 

[Chip Butty]

What is it with the wimmins and their eggs? They're a bloody mess. 

[cloggypop]

To be fair, the egg isn't Mrs Ardja's fault at all. 

 

"How do you want your egg, Ardja?" 

 

"Turned over and held down with a spatula for half an hour please, love." 

[Trumo]

4 hours ago, Chip Butty said:

What is it with the wimmins and their eggs? They're a bloody mess. 

 

Time o' the month mate. Time o' the month.

[TheHowieLama]

11 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

To be fair, the egg isn't Mrs Ardja's fault at all. 

 

"How do you want your egg, Ardja?" 

 

"Pressed." 

 

[Bob]

21 hours ago, viRdjil said:

I think we’re on to a winner here, brought to you by Mrs viRdjilia. Ingredients purchased at Molesworth of Henleaze in Bristol. 
 

2 x Venison and wild boar sausages

2 x Home cured back bacon

Fried egg, over hard

Black and white pudding

Cherry tomatoes

Beans ‘done right’

Caramelised onions 

Buttered sourdough

 

Verdict: Excellent. Well happy with it. I think she did very well. Sausage was unusual but very tasty. The bacon was thick and brilliantly tasty, definite highlights. 

I’m saying no to a venison sausage on my breakfast. With mash or inroad in the hole, fine, but way to rich and strong tasting for a breakfast.

 

The egg makes me shudder. The rest looks good though.

[Trumo]

1 minute ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

I’m saying no to a venison sausage on my breakfast. With mash or inroad in the hole, fine, but way to rich and strong tasting for a breakfast.

 

The egg makes me shudder. The rest looks good though.

 

If you're making inroads in the hole, I doubt you'd be thinking about breakfast.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

24 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

To be fair, the egg isn't Mrs Ardja's fault at all. 

 

"How do you want your egg, Ardja?" 

 

"Turned over and held down with a spatula for half an hour please, love." 

I'm assuming that aRdja is a bit apathetic about tomatoes, so left her to her own devices to cook the tomatoes properly. Good effort Mrs A.

 

That aRdja egg looks like the omlette they used to put on your Biriani at UNI curry house on Renshaw Street. Haven't been there in years, though. 

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

I'm assuming that aRdja is a bit apathetic about tomatoes, so left her to her own devices to cook the tomatoes properly. Good effort Mrs A.

 

That aRdja egg looks like the omlette they used to put on your Biriani at UNI curry house on Renshaw Street. Haven't been there in years, though. 

Mate the egg looks like a biriani 

[Guest]

22 hours ago, viRdjil said:

I think we’re on to a winner here, brought to you by Mrs viRdjilia. Ingredients purchased at Molesworth of Henleaze in Bristol. 
 

2 x Venison and wild boar sausages

2 x Home cured back bacon

Fried egg, over hard

Black and white pudding

Cherry tomatoes

Beans ‘done right’

Caramelised onions 

Buttered sourdough

 

Verdict: Excellent. Well happy with it. I think she did very well. Sausage was unusual but very tasty. The bacon was thick and brilliantly tasty, definite highlights. 

Everything is overcooked except the toast. Lifetime fan won't be impressed. 

[Guest]

21 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Mate the egg looks like a biriani 

I hope i never get a biriani that looks like that.

[Bjornebye]

"How would you like your egg cooked darling?"

 

 

 

[Bob]

2 thin sausages.

2 nicely done bacon.

Black pudding.

2 eggs, over easy.

Pan cooked beans.

Fried mussies.

Toast.

Orange Juice.

Coffee.

 

Yum.

 

 

[Barrington Womble]

49 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

2 thin sausages.

2 nicely done bacon.

Black pudding.

2 eggs, over easy.

Pan cooked beans.

Fried mussies.

Toast.

Orange Juice.

Coffee.

 

Yum.

 

 

Looks good aside from the fungus. A bit of fried bread too would have gone down a treat. 

[Scott_M]

We stopped at Lichfield on the way to Villa yesterday to watch the Egg Chasing. I got a breakfast, which was:

 

1 sausage

1 bacon

1 fried egg

1 hash brown

1/2 a tomato

Half a plate of beans.

 

I was very disappointed. 

[TheHowieLama]

11 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

We stopped at Lichfield on the way to Villa yesterday to watch the Egg Chasing. I got a breakfast, which was:

 

1 sausage

1 bacon

1 fried egg

1 hash brown

1/2 a tomato

Half a plate of beans.

 

I was very disappointed. 

That is at best half a breakfast and very close to a neg -- PICS OR GTFO!

[TheHowieLama]

Bob forgot to cook the bacon

[Scott_M]

39 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

That is at best half a breakfast and very close to a neg -- PICS OR GTFO!

I was going to take a photo but I was so disappointed by it, I didn’t bother. 
 

I’m not a bean fan & would have left them anyway, but half plate of beans was excessive.

[Tony Moanero]

2 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

 

 

 

[Jordy Brouwer]

This is a pretty glorious thread. 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

2 thin sausages.

2 nicely done bacon.

Black pudding.

2 eggs, over easy.

Pan cooked beans.

Fried mussies.

Toast.

Orange Juice.

Coffee.

 

Yum.

 

 

You cooked that bacon with a magnifying glass 

[Chip Butty]

Looks solid that Bobby. +1 for the no spud based bollocks, however - 1 for the Ethiopian sausages, need somehing a  bit more bulkier there fella and tragically, you fuck it all up even more wiht the ponce cunt on the toast. Why do so many people fuck a breckie up with this.

How is anyone going to make a solid breckie mop-up toast butty with that cut. Wrong, so - 2 for that.

 

7/10

 

You snatched an ok, from the jaws of a well done there. 

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

Looks solid that Bobby. +1 for the no spud based bollocks, however - 1 for the Ethiopian sausages, need somehing a  bit more bulkier there fella and tragically, you fuck it all up even more wiht the ponce cunt on the toast. Why do so many people fuck a breckie up with this.

How is anyone going to make a solid breckie mop-up toast butty with that cut. Wrong, so - 2 for that.

 

7/10

 

You snatched an ok, from the jaws of a well done there. 

Its not even close to a 7 you fucking maniac.