What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Tony Moanero]

Jackson’s bread is too thin for toast, in my opinion.

[lifetime fan]

4 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Jackson’s bread is too thin for toast, in my opinion.

It looks like the sort of thin, cheap, dry stuff that works best for a fried slice. 

[aRdja]

4 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

3 sausages - 1 too many

5 bacon - 2 too many

2 black pudding - 1 too many
2 fried bread - 1 too many

2 toast - Either toast or fried bread but not both 

3 hash brown - 3 too many, swap with 2 fried eggs

1 whole tomato

Home made spicy beans
HP

Tea

Beer

Keys &

Conker. 
 

Obviously no egg or mushrooms as I can’t stand them but apart from wanting those I can’t see how anyone could criticise it. 

 

 

 Everything looks very well cooked but for me the portion is way too big. Detailed feedback in italic.

[TheHowieLama]

Thick sliced ciabatta makes a hella toast

[lifetime fan]

3 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Thick sliced ciabatta makes a hella toast

Joes Bakery white farm house. 
 

 

http://www.joesbakery.co.uk/

[lifetime fan]

7 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

 Everything looks very well cooked but for me the portion is way too big, my detailed feedback in italic.

As said before I don’t eat eggs so never gonna do that. 
 

A breakfast should always have fried bread and toast. 
 

And I’d not eaten all day so was starving. 

[Jairzinho]

"too much bacon" is not valid criticism.

[Scott_M]

10 hours ago, mgw100 said:

3 hash browns are far too much. 

They also look like some McCain’s frozen ones. Disappointed they weren’t home made.

[Remmie]

0 Hash browns is too many.

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Jairzinho said:

"too much bacon" is not valid criticism.

The phrase "too much bacon" causes a kitten to die. 

[Scott_M]

There will be no trips to Marbs after all them carbs. 

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, General Dryness said:

The phrase "too much bacon" causes a kitten to die. 

You mean a pig surely?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

14 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

3 sausages

5 bacon

2 black pudding
2 fried bread

2 toast

3 hash brown

1 whole tomato

Home made spicy beans
HP

Tea

Beer

Keys &

Conker. 
 

Obviously no egg or mushrooms as I can’t stand them but apart from wanting those I can’t see how anyone could criticise it. 

 

 

 

Replace the Hash Browns with two fried eggs and the toast with more fried bread and I'd be in heaven. Looks good as it is though, as I get you hate eggs. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 hours ago, Remmie said:

0 Hash browns is too many.

No bacon, no sausage, no black pudding, no beans and no hash browns. Your fry ups sounds lovely, rem. 

[Jairzinho]

4 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

No bacon, no sausage, no black pudding, no beans and no hash browns. Your fry ups sounds lovely, rem. 

"Who's for a fry up?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Trumo]

2 hours ago, Remmie said:

You mean a pig surely?

 

No wonder you don't like bacon.

[Remmie]

4 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

No bacon, no sausage, no black pudding, no beans and no hash browns. Your fry ups sounds lovely, rem. 

You seemed to think so:

On 07/08/2018 at 05:46, Numero Veinticinco said:

Very good effort. No beans, no bacon make it hard to rate it too highly but generally very tidy.

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

You seemed to think so:

 

It was a good effort, though. Considering no beans, no sausage, no bacon, no black pudding, no hash browns, you put out a tidy effort. Not lovely and not a fry up, though. I wouldn’t eat it because it’s not a fry up and most of it is inedible and shouldn’t be on a breakfast. Good effort though. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

You seemed to think so:

 

Nothing gets past Rem. Nothing. 

[Barrington Womble]

What the fuck is Jackson's bread, I've never heard of it? I don't think bread on a breakfast needs to be fancy. Thick slices Warburton's toasted is fine with me. 

[Trumo]

5 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

What the fuck is Jackson's bread, I've never heard of it? I don't think bread on a breakfast needs to be fancy. Thick slices Warburton's toasted is fine with me. 

 

Col baking in reverse.

[Fugitive]

18 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

What the fuck is Jackson's bread, I've never heard of it? I don't think bread on a breakfast needs to be fancy. Thick slices Warburton's toasted is fine with me. 

It’s lovely bread.

[Bjornebye]

32 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

What the fuck is Jackson's bread, I've never heard of it? I don't think bread on a breakfast needs to be fancy. Thick slices Warburton's toasted is fine with me. 

It doesn't matter if its brown or white. 

[Scott_M]

44 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

What the fuck is Jackson's bread, I've never heard of it? 

One of the few breads not made with soya flour, which living with somebody with a soya allergy, is handy. 

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

It doesn't matter if its brown or white. 

Has to be white for me. Never seen that Jackson thing though, must only be in certain parts of the country.