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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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2 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

You need to pay more attention Barry. I gave ample warning not to touch Manchester airport breakfast at the beginning of the month. You were warned.

I know. And I've been stung myself too before. I don't know why I expected anything else. But I had ages to kill, 2 hours after I cleared security. 

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Only in America. Undercooked sausage, black pudding and white pudding. Bacon less than ordinary. Potatoes, meh. Eggs were alright. Supposed to come with beans, but they ran out. And it came with a side order of a raheem sterling goal, he scored literally as it was put down to me. Cunts. 

 

AJ Hudson, N Ashland Ave, Chicago. $14. 

 

I might have given it 1/10 for the eggs, but the sterling goal cancelled that out. So 0.5/10 as it was above the abomination at Manchester airport earlier in the week. 

 

And I had planned to come here to watch our game tomorrow. Maybe not now

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Oh and even offside VAR doesn't work in this pub. I thought they used VAR for offside?

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2 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

Only in America. Undercooked sausage, black pudding and white pudding. Bacon less than ordinary. Potatoes, meh. Eggs were alright. Supposed to come with beans, but they ran out. And it came with a side order of a raheem sterling goal, he scored literally as it was put down to me. Cunts. 

 

AJ Hudson, N Ashland Ave, Chicago. $14. 

 

I might have given it 1/10 for the eggs, but the sterling goal cancelled that out. So 0.5/10 as it was above the abomination at Manchester airport earlier in the week. 

 

And I had planned to come here to watch our game tomorrow. Maybe not now

IMG_20191026_072647.jpg

 

Oh and even offside VAR doesn't work in this pub. I thought they used VAR for offside?

The eggs look like they're trying to slide away from the plate in shame.  

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28 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

Only in America. Undercooked sausage, black pudding and white pudding. Bacon less than ordinary. Potatoes, meh. Eggs were alright. Supposed to come with beans, but they ran out. And it came with a side order of a raheem sterling goal, he scored literally as it was put down to me. Cunts. 

 

AJ Hudson, N Ashland Ave, Chicago. $14. 

 

I might have given it 1/10 for the eggs, but the sterling goal cancelled that out. So 0.5/10 as it was above the abomination at Manchester airport earlier in the week. 

 

And I had planned to come here to watch our game tomorrow. Maybe not now

IMG_20191026_072647.jpg

 

Oh and even offside VAR doesn't work in this pub. I thought they used VAR for offside?

 

You're going to Breakfast hell. 

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1 hour ago, Barry Wom said:

Only in America. Undercooked sausage, black pudding and white pudding. Bacon less than ordinary. Potatoes, meh. Eggs were alright. Supposed to come with beans, but they ran out. And it came with a side order of a raheem sterling goal, he scored literally as it was put down to me. Cunts. 

 

AJ Hudson, N Ashland Ave, Chicago. $14. 

 

I might have given it 1/10 for the eggs, but the sterling goal cancelled that out. So 0.5/10 as it was above the abomination at Manchester airport earlier in the week. 

 

And I had planned to come here to watch our game tomorrow. Maybe not now

IMG_20191026_072647.jpg

 

Oh and even offside VAR doesn't work in this pub. I thought they used VAR for offside?

A fucking shambles.

 

If only Jimmy Bin Lid was still around so he could take out the Willis Tower.

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1 hour ago, Barry Wom said:

Only in America. Undercooked sausage, black pudding and white pudding. Bacon less than ordinary. Potatoes, meh. Eggs were alright. Supposed to come with beans, but they ran out. And it came with a side order of a raheem sterling goal, he scored literally as it was put down to me. Cunts. 

 

AJ Hudson, N Ashland Ave, Chicago. $14. 

 

I might have given it 1/10 for the eggs, but the sterling goal cancelled that out. So 0.5/10 as it was above the abomination at Manchester airport earlier in the week. 

 

And I had planned to come here to watch our game tomorrow. Maybe not now

IMG_20191026_072647.jpg

 

Oh and even offside VAR doesn't work in this pub. I thought they used VAR for offside?

Everything looks so dry.

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2 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

Only in America. Undercooked sausage, black pudding and white pudding. Bacon less than ordinary. Potatoes, meh. Eggs were alright. Supposed to come with beans, but they ran out. And it came with a side order of a raheem sterling goal, he scored literally as it was put down to me. Cunts. 

 

AJ Hudson, N Ashland Ave, Chicago. $14. 

 

I might have given it 1/10 for the eggs, but the sterling goal cancelled that out. So 0.5/10 as it was above the abomination at Manchester airport earlier in the week. 

 

And I had planned to come here to watch our game tomorrow. Maybe not now

IMG_20191026_072647.jpg

 

Oh and even offside VAR doesn't work in this pub. I thought they used VAR for offside?

Nice of the chef to have a shit on the top of the plate there as a garnish. Best thing on the plate. 

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