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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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6 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I've gone off eggs. It's weird. I love eggs but now even the smell of them turns my stomach. I'm having full English without the egg. Something is broken with in me.

This happened to my mother. She woke up one morning and couldn't stand the smell. Never ate another.

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22 hours ago, an tha said:

Echo leading with a controversial breakfast pic with beans in a 'best' breakfast article...

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/traditional-full-english-breakfast-liverpool-13223882

Nothing controversial about it.

 

Beans are one of the basic ingredients of the full breakfast. So basic that if your one of these fucking weirdos who don't like beans on the plate, you have to specifically ask for them not to be included. Otherwise the person serving you will just assume your quite normal and include beans given that they're part of a full breakfast.

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5 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Nothing controversial about it.

 

Beans are one of the basic ingredients of the full breakfast. So basic that if your one of these fucking weirdos who don't like beans on the plate, you have to specifically ask for them not to be included. Otherwise the person serving you will just assume your quite normal and include beans given that they're part of a full breakfast.

Dougie knows

 

Standard ingredients made it easier to prepare and so the 'common' English breakfast rapidly spread nationally, its standard ingredients of bacon, eggs, sausage, black pudding, baked beans, grilled tomato, fried bread and toast, served with a jams, marmalades, tea/coffee and orange juice.

 

https://www.englishbreakfastsociety.com/full-english-breakfast.html

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1 hour ago, viRdjil said:

Dougie knows

 

Standard ingredients made it easier to prepare and so the 'common' English breakfast rapidly spread nationally, its standard ingredients of bacon, eggs, sausage, black pudding, baked beans, grilled tomato, fried bread and toast, served with a jams, marmalades, tea/coffee and orange juice.

 

https://www.englishbreakfastsociety.com/full-english-breakfast.html

I see because they have English breakfast in their name they are some kind of self elected authority.

 

I'm just off to eat jam and marmalade with my full English.

 

Scum. Subhuman scum.

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20 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Tony’s negged you there because I negged him. It’s an underhand revenge neg and he ought to be fucking ashamed of himself. If he’d only accept beans into his life he’d be filled with less hatred. Come. Come into the light, Tony. 

 Nah, I never, ever revenge neg, I just unload on the filthy animals that are bean fanciers.

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8 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Nothing controversial about it.

 

Beans are one of the basic ingredients of the full breakfast. So basic that if your one of these fucking weirdos who don't like beans on the plate, you have to specifically ask for them not to be included. Otherwise the person serving you will just assume your quite normal and include beans given that they're part of a full breakfast.

 

37A3010C-3AD1-43AF-A4BB-8DBADD8E0929.jpeg

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4 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

Another poll showing the bean haters are in a significant minority.

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Is this picture supposed to, in any way, reflect idealism in a full English? Look at the absolute state of that, it's like distilled disappointment plated up ready to be served to a kiddie fiddler. Better things have come out of Mook's battered arsehole after a night on curry and absinthe.

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