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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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11 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Some place in Yesil Üzümlü. 25 lira which is 3 quid 50.

 

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Didn't eat the cucumber obviously. The rest was surprisingly good, certainly a lot better than the Dutch can do. Was expecting it to be terrible. 

 

And I thought the Armenian genocide was the worst horror perpetrated by the Turks.

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3 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Fuck the beans and potato shit off and use fresh tomatoes rather than canned and I would have ago at that.

 Unfortunately the ocean of beans makes it fit only for inserting up the chefs arse.

Never realised Mook’s a chef.

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25 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

Some of the things that HAVE been consumed by anyone on here can fuck off too.

I can't believe for a moment that some of the things on here have been consumed. I think CGI is being used. 

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10 minutes ago, Simbo said:

Morley’s Nursery - Southend-on-Sea, Essex.

 

£8.50

 

It was only meant to have 2 sausages but I swapped out the mushrooms and they gave me an extra 2.
 

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Looks shite but repped for getting rid of the fungus.

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Po-tato fail. Where do you live, the fucking shire?

 

Bar the no fucking need for spuds bit, it looks to me like its half way there to being a good looking breckie, but it just looks like somethings missing.

 

 

I shall avert my eyes from the ponce cut of the toast and award you a 6/10. 

 

 

 

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