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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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7 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Manchester airport:

 

“ultimate” breakfast. Toast was extra. 

£16.08 all in.

 

far from value, but I’m hungry so I’ll eat it.

 

Should have a “roasted” tomato, but no sign and I’m not gonna bother asking for it.

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JESUS H CORBETT!

 

£16 for that abomination?  

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7 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Manchester airport:

 

“ultimate” breakfast. Toast was extra. 

£16.08 all in.

 

far from value, but I’m hungry so I’ll eat it.

 

Should have a “roasted” tomato, but no sign and I’m not gonna bother asking for it.

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Thats just arl-arse. 16 quid for that is steep even by aRdjas standards.

 

I can only assume you've been banged up since this photo as taken. 

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8 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Manchester airport:

 

“ultimate” breakfast. Toast was extra. 

£16.08 all in.

 

far from value, but I’m hungry so I’ll eat it.

 

Should have a “roasted” tomato, but no sign and I’m not gonna bother asking for it.

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Hello darkness my old friend

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11 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

At least they acknowledged your an adult and didn't feel the need to cut your toast for you.

But gave me children’s cutlery so that it could only be torn into parts.

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9 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

It's so you didn't slash your wrists

I think they were hoping the bacon would come back to life into pigs and eat him for breakfast.

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15 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Manchester airport:

 

“ultimate” breakfast. Toast was extra. 

£16.08 all in.

 

far from value, but I’m hungry so I’ll eat it.

 

Should have a “roasted” tomato, but no sign and I’m not gonna bother asking for it.

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Beans at least look good. 

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1 hour ago, Geoff Woade said:

Hotel breakfast, don’t know what it cost as was in with the room price. Excellent.

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Everything on the plate looks belting, but I’d like to see some mushrooms, for full marks.

 

what was the toast like?

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1 hour ago, Geoff Woade said:

Hotel breakfast, don’t know what it cost as was in with the room price. Excellent.

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A few fried Mushrooms, tomatoes and fried bread and that would go down a treat. Bacon and Sausages look ace, plus i do like a poached egg. Good effort. 

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2 hours ago, Geoff Woade said:

Hotel breakfast, don’t know what it cost as was in with the room price. Excellent.

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Finally some proper cooked bacon. Apart from the bean aids and only one (really nicely poached) egg that looks lovely. Needs more obviously and to be honest them beans are a fucking disgrace. The bottom right is actually thunder signalling the end of your days. Whats the wifi like in Belsen you dirty bastard? 

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Just to clear up some of the questions above. The tea was alright but I was in a rush so it hadn’t had long enough to brew in the pot for my liking before I had to drink it.

 

Toast was very good farmhouse style, just the right thickness and toasted just right.

 

I also wasn’t at Belsen, Unit 731 was more to my taste.

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