What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Mudface]

7 minutes ago, Trumo said:

Who the fuck adds milk to their eggy bread?

Cunts.

 

5 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

The Welsh and those who believe fried potatoes, in varying forms, should exist on a breakfast plate. 

See?

[cloggypop]

35 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Just negged -- first of all it is called french toast -- and you have syrup on that, which immediately removes pretty much everything else from that plate

Wool. It's eggy bread. 

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

Just negged -- first of all it is called french toast -- and you have syrup on that, which immediately removes pretty much everything else from that plate

Repped.

[Captain Turdseye]

Syrup on eggy bread? That’s nonce behaviour. Salt and pepper. That’s it.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Bob,

 

All is forgiven. Please head to the grocer and stock up on avocados. Also hope you back is not too sore from digging a grave for that abomination your missus brought you.  Stephen King could turn it to a novel. Breakfast Cemetary- eggy bread rises from the grave with the only know antidote Canadian maple syrup, but poor Bob only had Fucking beans and was consumed by the egg bread. 

[Nunavut Patrick]

17 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Syrup on eggy bread? That’s nonce behaviour. Salt and pepper. That’s it.

Maple syrup. Harvested by Québécois virgins who gently caress the sap from the trees.

 

 Anyhoo, French toast is a brunch item.

[Captain Turdseye]

I’d advise anyone putting syrup on eggy bread to do the decent thing and hand their hard drives in to the police. 

[Curly]

6 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Autocorrect got its grubby little fingers involved.

 

*muzzies.

I thought a muzzie was a moustache and muzzies was the arcades?

[Tony Moanero]

40 minutes ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

Maple syrup. Harvested by Québécois virgins who gently caress the sap from the trees.

 

 Anyhoo, French toast is a brunch item.

Maple syrup is boss, although I’ve never had it on eggy bread.

[Tony Moanero]

44 minutes ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

 

 Anyhoo, French toast is a brunch item.

 

[aRdja]

On 28/09/2019 at 12:29, Brownie said:

Chicken sausages mate. As I say “watching what....”

 

All bad Tory food snobs in here.

Uh oh...

[Bob]

Manchester airport:

 

“ultimate” breakfast. Toast was extra. 

£16.08 all in.

 

far from value, but I’m hungry so I’ll eat it.

 

Should have a “roasted” tomato, but no sign and I’m not gonna bother asking for it.

[Bob]

bacon: raw.

tomato: missing.

potato rosti: some weird mini hash brown things.

toast: cold.

beans: fine.

sausage: ok, cheap.

eggs: good.

children's knife: not sharp enough to cut cold toast.

 

Verdict: shite.

 

2/10.

[Guest]

21 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Manchester airport:

 

“ultimate” breakfast. Toast was extra. 

£16.08 all in.

 

far from value, but I’m hungry so I’ll eat it.

 

Should have a “roasted” tomato, but no sign and I’m not gonna bother asking for it.

Question : "What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?"

 

Answer : "bacon: raw.

tomato: missing.

potato rosti: some weird mini hash brown things.

toast: cold.

beans: fine.

sausage: ok, cheap.

eggs: good.

children's knife: not sharp enough to cut cold toast."

 

Brilliant. Dave, lock this thread.

[Elite]

1 hour ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Manchester airport:

 

“ultimate” breakfast. Toast was extra. 

£16.08 all in.

 

far from value, but I’m hungry so I’ll eat it.

 

Should have a “roasted” tomato, but no sign and I’m not gonna bother asking for it.

That's a fucking disgrace, I'd get on to trading standards.

[Spy Bee]

I'm going to a new place by ours this weekend for a £12 breakfast, because apparently it's fucking brilliant. I have however looked at the menu and noticed that they also serve Eggy bread *with jam*!

 

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

I'm going to a new place by ours this weekend for a £12 breakfast, because apparently it's fucking brilliant. I have however looked at the menu and noticed that they also serve Eggy bread *with jam*!

 

Dare it be asked what flavour? 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

2 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Manchester airport:

 

“ultimate” breakfast. Toast was extra. 

£16.08 all in.

 

far from value, but I’m hungry so I’ll eat it.

 

Should have a “roasted” tomato, but no sign and I’m not gonna bother asking for it.

 

16 notes for that shit. Christ on a bike. 

[Spy Bee]

12 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Dare it be asked what flavour? 

Strawberry!

 

Also they charge you for a breakfast bap & then the filling - some kind of dark arts, I feel!

 

[Spy Bee]

Beans on toast £5.50 GFO

 

Does this stand for Get the Fuck Out?

[Trumo]

Is it called The Hideout because it's a haven for nonces?

[Dougie Do'ins]

3 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

 

At least they acknowledged your an adult and didn't feel the need to cut your toast for you.

[TheHowieLama]

It's hideous mate, but surely a few steps up from when your girl tried to kill you the other week. 

Baby steps but still - progress.

[polymerpunkah]

Imprisonment would be the better option, IMO.

 

6 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

bacon: raw.

tomato: missing.

potato rosti: some weird mini hash brown things.

toast: cold.

beans: fine.

sausage: ok, cheap.

eggs: good.

children's knife: not sharp enough to cut cold toast.

 

Verdict: shite.

 

2/10.

Imprisonment would be the better option, IMO.

[ZonkoVille77]

6 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Manchester airport:

 

“ultimate” breakfast. Toast was extra. 

£16.08 all in.

 

far from value, but I’m hungry so I’ll eat it.

 

Should have a “roasted” tomato, but no sign and I’m not gonna bother asking for it.

 

 

When I first looked at that I thought they were chicken nuggets on the left.

Fuckin state of them. Toast looks the best part of it.