What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Scott_M]

4 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

 

True. 

 

Same as nearly £40 of beef you turned to dog food. 

 

Hard lines. 

 

[Bjornebye]

8 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

New phone, who dis?

Its Mook. From the train. I was behind you when you left school. I know your mum. I was ,...... have you still.... ok. 

 

I was only joking. 

[Nunavut Patrick]

On 21/09/2019 at 18:47, Lee909 said:

On the tinned tomato debate

Just buy these, add a few drops of balsamic too

And then some arsenic and be gone with you. 

 

Tinned tomatoes? May as well reheat a Vienna sausage and serve it. 

 

You know what  comes out of tins? Beans. 

Lead poisoning. Weird shit like meatballs and gravy, Spam. Things they scrape up from the shop floor and shape into things and then through in a bucket load of sodium.

 

i mean it’s not hard to grow a fucking tomato anywhere in the world. Jesus they even grew them in greenhouses in fucking Nunavut. It’s not hard to fry a tomato for a breakfast. They hardly

coat a fortune it’s not some truffle a pig snouted out.  

[Nunavut Patrick]

As a species we have become so lazy and when they ask for the tipping point it will be tinned tomatoes on a breakfast.

 

Two generations away from having T-Rex arms.

[Lee909]

55 minutes ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

And then some arsenic and be gone with you. 

 

Tinned tomatoes? May as well reheat a Vienna sausage and serve it. 

 

You know what  comes out of tins? Beans. 

Lead poisoning. Weird shit like meatballs and gravy, Spam. Things they scrape up from the shop floor and shape into things and then through in a bucket load of sodium.

 

i mean it’s not hard to grow a fucking tomato anywhere in the world. Jesus they even grew them in greenhouses in fucking Nunavut. It’s not hard to fry a tomato for a breakfast. They hardly

coat a fortune it’s not some truffle a pig snouted out.  

Sorry I'm hoi g with the Italians and Francesco Cirio over Canadians when it comes to if tinned tomato is acceptable 

[lifetime fan]

If you want the best quality tin tomatoes then you need san marzano. 

[KMD7]

2 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

If you want the best quality tin tomatoes then you need san marzano. 

I cannot find those in any of the shops where I live. Bastard

[lifetime fan]

5 hours ago, KMD7 said:

I cannot find those in any of the shops where I live. Bastard

 

Where are you? 

 

Fucking Wigan. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Right, if any breakfast, and i do mean ANY, has one sausage, it instantly gets no marks, absolutely fucking disgusting that places are doing this.

[Remmie]

6 hours ago, KMD7 said:

I cannot find those in any of the shops where I live. Bastard

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Zia-Rosa-Marzano-Plum-Tomatoes/dp/B01M6V33JF/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=san+marzano+tomatoes&qid=1569245203&sprefix=san+mar&sr=8-3

[KMD7]

13 minutes ago, Remmie said:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Zia-Rosa-Marzano-Plum-Tomatoes/dp/B01M6V33JF/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=san+marzano+tomatoes&qid=1569245203&sprefix=san+mar&sr=8-3

Cheers Rem. 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Right, if any breakfast, and i do mean ANY, has one sausage, it instantly gets no marks, absolutely fucking disgusting that places are doing this.

 

 

[Elite]

Doing keto so no beans or toast.

[Trumo]

2 hours ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Right, if any breakfast, and i do mean ANY, has one sausage, it instantly gets no marks, absolutely fucking disgusting that places are doing this.

 

If you want a sausage fest first thing in the morning, I hear the local YMCA is the place for that.

[KMD7]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

Doing keto so no beans or toast.

Would the sausages not have some bread content, hence carbs?

[Elite]

1 minute ago, KMD7 said:

Would the sausages not have some bread content, hence carbs?

They were 1.5g  carbohydrates per 2 sausages. I aim for under 20g per day so not too bad 

[KMD7]

3 minutes ago, Elite said:

They were 1.5g  carbohydrates per 2 sausages. I aim for under 20g per day so not too bad 

Ok, wasn't being smart just wasn't sure how much, or little carb you can eat on keto

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

Doing keto so no beans or toast.

Ill get back to this in a bit. 

[Elite]

9 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Ok, wasn't being smart just wasn't sure how much, or little carb you can eat on keto

No worries. It's not a lot that's for sure!

[Fugitive]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

Doing keto so no beans or toast.

If that was a song, this would be it....

 

 

Very depressing.

[Tony Moanero]

2 hours ago, Elite said:

Doing keto so no beans or toast.

I’m not au fait with keto, can you not have black pudding and tomato?

[TheHowieLama]

This Keto fella. Has he ever cooked a breakfast before?

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

4 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

This Keto fella. Has he ever cooked a breakfast before?

Only for the Green Hornet.

[Remmie]

6 hours ago, Elite said:

Doing keto so no beans or toast.

Can a mod please delete, self-harming shouldn't be promoted on this forum

[Brownie]

Keto shmeto.

 

Calorie Fucking Deficit.