What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Pureblood]

Hot drinks are for arseholes.  "Ooh, there has to be this amount of milk and the tea bag has to be in the cup for a certain amount of time before the water goes in and look at me I'm a fucking tea drinker".  

[lifetime fan]

At least you don’t drink fucking coffee. 

[cloggypop]

11 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Hot drinks are for arseholes.  "Ooh, there has to be this amount of milk and the tea bag has to be in the cup for a certain amount of time before the water goes in and look at me I'm a fucking tea drinker".  

Just emailed Sub Pop to block you

[Numero Veinticinco]

4 hours ago, TK421 said:

It's a spectacular breakfast but there's too much going on for me.  I wouldn't be able to finish it.  I would lose the beans (duh), tomatoes, black pudding, the thing in the middle, two slices of toast (as there appears to be fried bread under the eggs) and one sausage.  Change the tea to ice cold Coca Cola and we're good to go. 

Pissing myself here. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

But still Negged. Obviously. 

[aRdja]

Coffee > Tea > Coke > Pepsi

[Fugitive]

13 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

A mate sent me this drooling. Thought of you twats.

That does look very good but they ruined it by putting those cunting beans on the plate.

 

Straight in the bin.

[Bob]

Made us a wrap before setting off to Liverpool this morning. Crispy pancetta, raw tomatoes and avo, in a seeded wrap.

 

smashing.

[lifetime fan]

Avo? Fucking avo? 

 

Wait till Stig see’s this. He’ll be flouncing yet again. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

13 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

A mate sent me this drooling. Thought of you twats.

 

Best looking breakfast that has been posted on here in an age. Eggs could have done with a quick flip but that's just being picky and the way I do them myself. 

[Trumo]

Fine looking plate of food that. I can overlook the presence of the beans because at least they haven't overdone it. I don't particularly care for black pudding but everything on that place looks very well cooked. 2 types of bacon. Mushrooms that look as though they have actually been sauteed rather than boiled. Properly grilled tomatoes, not raw ones or tinned ones. Nice hash brown in the middle, not one of those frozen triangles. Fried eggs sunny side up that look as though the cook was looking after them properly. Toast done right. That establishment can hold its head up high.

[Fugitive]

1 hour ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Made us a wrap before setting off to Liverpool this morning. Crispy pancetta, raw tomatoes and avo, in a seeded wrap.

 

smashing.

Was that before or after you nonced some kids?

[Anubis]

Beans have to go. A touch lifey on the black pudding as well.

[lifetime fan]

Just now, Anubis said:

Beans have to go. A touch lifey on the black pudding as well.

 

Do you Know how to cook black budding? 

 

Should have a slight charred crisp outside and soft middle. 

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Made us a wrap before setting off to Liverpool this morning. Crispy pancetta, raw tomatoes and avo, in a seeded wrap.

 

smashing.

 

[Jairzinho]

4 hours ago, viRdjil said:

Coffee > Tea > Coke > Pepsi

 

Tea > Drinking your own piss > Coke/Pepsi/Coffee.

[Tony Moanero]

2 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

 

Tea > Drinking your own piss > Coke/Pepsi/Coffee.

Coke is boss.

[Jairzinho]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

Coke is boss.

It's toilet cleaner.

[TheHowieLama]

slight charred crisp -- heh

[Evelyn Tentions]

20 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

A mate sent me this drooling. Thought of you twats.

That looks more like a cup of cocoa than a cup of tea. All that hard work ruined by the addition of  orange goat droppings.

[Strontium]

Location: Strummers, Birkenhead

 

 

Now I am obviously limited by vegetarianism, but even so, this was a somewhat eccentric plate.

 

Beans, hash brown and tomatoes were exactly as you would expect. Mushrooms were ok, underdone in my book. Egg didn't look much, but the yolk was runny and it tasted good. Toast was fine, I would have preferred fried bread but it's not even an option! Cauliflower cheese grill shouldn't be anywhere near a breakfast. The veggie Lincolnshire sausage was the best thing on the plate, but I had to get it as an extra - it only comes as standard on the vegan breakfast (which, incidentally, also features a veggie burger - wtf). I did not choose or consume the lamb's lettuce. You can have unlimited tea or coffee, but I elected for fresh orange juice instead, which I'm sure will go down well on here.

 

I can't really complain about the cost, £3.90 plus 60p for the sausage. I'll probably come here again and just order a shitload of eggs, sausages and beans on toast.

[lifetime fan]

Toast was fine???

 

You sick fuck! 

 

[lifetime fan]

Says a lot when the best items are the hash brown and OJ. 

[Mudface]

It's like a glimpse into Hell.

 

Veggies often cite the cruelty to animals and sheer depravity of much of the meat industry for their lifestyle choice. Serving them that filth is obviously the way to bring them back into the fold.

[Bjornebye]

14 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Made us a wrap before setting off to move Maddies body this morning. Crispy pancetta, raw tomatoes and avo, in a seeded wrap.

 

smashing.

PM me we can go halves on the prize money