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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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2 hours ago, viRdjil said:

Okay, finally told my wife over the weekend, the reason why I always without faii order fry-up if it’s on the menu. So I showed her the thread, my last couple of reviews... complete with all the lovely the comments, and she loved it, thought it was a bit ‘cute’ that I do it for bunch of dudes I’ve (mostly) never met. She lolled so hard at some of the comments. The next day she took it upon herself to cook me a plate of fry-up. Went to the butchers for the sausages and bacon (they had run out of black pudding unfortunately). So here goes:

2 x sausages 

2 x bacon

1 fried egg over hard (how I like it)

Home made beans (with chickpeas and I’m sorry.... some spinach)

Sautéed onions I think for garnish

 

Rightio... Not gonna give it a rating, it was genuinely very nice. Fearing the worst though.

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The Yolk looks like a yellow Stoma, the rest like something that came through a Stoma.

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15 minutes ago, Total Longo said:

Made a brunch (or "late breakfast" as we call it) for me and my lads yesterday, sausages, bacon, hash browns and for a Gallic twist i threw some French toast in there too (or "eggy bread" as we call it). This negated the need for egg and toast separately, no idea why i've never thought of this before. Nice bit of HP sauce (or "brown" as we call it) thrown in for good measure  Absolutely tremendous scenes. Je suis un rock star. 

How does eggy bread negate the need for eggs? There's no yoke. Madness. 

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2 hours ago, viRdjil said:

Okay, finally told my wife over the weekend, the reason why I always without faii order fry-up if it’s on the menu. So I showed her the thread, my last couple of reviews... complete with all the lovely the comments, and she loved it, thought it was a bit ‘cute’ that I do it for bunch of dudes I’ve (mostly) never met. She lolled so hard at some of the comments. The next day she took it upon herself to cook me a plate of fry-up. Went to the butchers for the sausages and bacon (they had run out of black pudding unfortunately). So here goes:

2 x sausages 

2 x bacon

1 fried egg over hard (how I like it)

Home made beans (with chickpeas and I’m sorry.... some spinach)

Sautéed onions I think for garnish

 

Rightio... Not gonna give it a rating, it was genuinely very nice. Fearing the worst though.

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Christ, no wonder you eat out so much. Is she after your life insurance? 

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3 hours ago, viRdjil said:

Okay, finally told my wife over the weekend, the reason why I always without faii order fry-up if it’s on the menu. So I showed her the thread, my last couple of reviews... complete with all the lovely the comments, and she loved it, thought it was a bit ‘cute’ that I do it for bunch of dudes I’ve (mostly) never met. She lolled so hard at some of the comments. The next day she took it upon herself to cook me a plate of fry-up. Went to the butchers for the sausages and bacon (they had run out of black pudding unfortunately). So here goes:

2 x sausages 

2 x bacon

1 fried egg over hard (how I like it)

Home made beans (with chickpeas and I’m sorry.... some spinach)

Sautéed onions I think for garnish

 

Rightio... Not gonna give it a rating, it was genuinely very nice. Fearing the worst though.

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I hate her.

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3 hours ago, viRdjil said:

Okay, finally told my wife over the weekend, the reason why I always without faii order fry-up if it’s on the menu. So I showed her the thread, my last couple of reviews... complete with all the lovely the comments, and she loved it, thought it was a bit ‘cute’ that I do it for bunch of dudes I’ve (mostly) never met. She lolled so hard at some of the comments. The next day she took it upon herself to cook me a plate of fry-up. Went to the butchers for the sausages and bacon (they had run out of black pudding unfortunately). So here goes:

2 x sausages 

2 x bacon

1 fried egg over hard (how I like it)

Home made beans (with chickpeas and I’m sorry.... some spinach)

Sautéed onions I think for garnish

 

Rightio... Not gonna give it a rating, it was genuinely very nice. Fearing the worst though.

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3 hours ago, viRdjil said:

Okay, finally told my wife over the weekend, the reason why I always without faii order fry-up if it’s on the menu. So I showed her the thread, my last couple of reviews... complete with all the lovely the comments, and she loved it, thought it was a bit ‘cute’ that I do it for bunch of dudes I’ve (mostly) never met. She lolled so hard at some of the comments. The next day she took it upon herself to cook me a plate of fry-up. Went to the butchers for the sausages and bacon (they had run out of black pudding unfortunately). So here goes:

2 x sausages 

2 x bacon

1 fried egg over hard (how I like it)

Home made beans (with chickpeas and I’m sorry.... some spinach)

Sautéed onions I think for garnish

 

Rightio... Not gonna give it a rating, it was genuinely very nice. Fearing the worst though.

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I feel like you've painted her into a corner with this "fried over hard" blasphemy.  Frankly, it should be grounds for divorce.

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4 hours ago, viRdjil said:

Okay, finally told my wife over the weekend, the reason why I always without faii order fry-up if it’s on the menu. So I showed her the thread, my last couple of reviews... complete with all the lovely the comments, and she loved it, thought it was a bit ‘cute’ that I do it for bunch of dudes I’ve (mostly) never met. She lolled so hard at some of the comments. The next day she took it upon herself to cook me a plate of fry-up. Went to the butchers for the sausages and bacon (they had run out of black pudding unfortunately). So here goes:

2 x sausages 

2 x bacon

1 fried egg over hard (how I like it)

Home made beans (with chickpeas and I’m sorry.... some spinach)

Sautéed onions I think for garnish

 

Rightio... Not gonna give it a rating, it was genuinely very nice. Fearing the worst though.

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She clearly doesn't care about your positive rep score. 

 

Is she related to Damien Hirst? She has managed to make a fry-up look like Luke Chadwick. 

 

Where are you going to hide the body? 

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8 hours ago, viRdjil said:

Okay, finally told my wife over the weekend, the reason why I always without faii order fry-up if it’s on the menu. So I showed her the thread, my last couple of reviews... complete with all the lovely the comments, and she loved it, thought it was a bit ‘cute’ that I do it for bunch of dudes I’ve (mostly) never met. She lolled so hard at some of the comments. The next day she took it upon herself to cook me a plate of fry-up. Went to the butchers for the sausages and bacon (they had run out of black pudding unfortunately). So here goes:

2 x sausages 

2 x bacon

1 fried egg over hard (how I like it)

Home made beans (with chickpeas and I’m sorry.... some spinach)

Sautéed onions I think for garnish

 

Rightio... Not gonna give it a rating, it was genuinely very nice. Fearing the worst though.

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Eating mess?

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