What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

I think we all need putting down. 

[Mudface]

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I think we all need putting down. 

Not long for me now, I've had cancer ever since I opened this thread. Reading it from the start was a terrible idea, it's turned malignant so many times, i'm now a walking tumour from head to foot.

[ZonkoVille77]

I wonder is Lifey related to my mother in law? 

I was over earlier and she said she had a bit of grub in the oven if I felt peckish. 

 

Ladies and Gents I present to you....

 

No, I didn't eat it. 

 

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

 

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

I wonder is Lifey related to my mother in law? 

I was over earlier and she said she had a bit of grub in the oven if I felt peckish. 

 

Ladies and Gents I present to you....

 

No, I didn't eat it. 

 

Avatar in non-neon. 

 

Shoot her in the head and get out of there. 

[Bjornebye]

Its actually a dying baby velociraptor if you look at an angle. I hope he has a twin thats sat in the spare room waiting 

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Mudface said:

Not long for me now, I've had cancer ever since I opened this thread. Reading it from the start was a terrible idea, it's turned malignant so many times, i'm now a walking tumour from head to foot.

Struggling with this. I really hope you don't have anything like that but... 

 

Please don't have it x 

[Mudface]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Struggling with this. I really hope you don't have anything like that but... 

 

Please don't have it x 

Woah, no I don't have it. Chill, mate.

 

Sorry, too much?

[polymerpunkah]

In Las Vegas, needed a spot to watch the unmentionable, so thought I'd have breakfast as well.

 

McMullan's Pub Full Irish:

 

Three eggs

Black and white pudding

One sausage

Bacon

Fried potatoes

One slice of toast

English black tea

 

Cost: 16 USD 

 

It was excellent. Eggs could have used another ten seconds, as could the tomato, but every thing else was perfect.

 

Loses a point for no mushrooms, of course. 

 

Offered beans for an added two bucks--I'm pretty sure the server is forced to ask, as he had a relieved look on his face when I declined. Even he wanted no part of them. And rightly so.

 

Good crowd, btw. All LFC, singing, chanting, boozing like mad at 9 in the morning.

 

 

 

[Mudface]

Just when I thought I was in remission.

[Remmie]

Served on a frisbee so you can conveniently throw that pile of shite away in one quick action.

[Remmie]

Full Irish, indeed.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, polymerpunkah said:

 

Fucking hell. You need to find the person who cooked that and do this to them.

 

[Jairzinho]

Were you in a cave?

[TheBitch]

No beans. Negged. 

[Mook]

5 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

In Las Vegas, needed a spot to watch the unmentionable, so thought I'd have breakfast as well.

 

McMullan's Pub Full Irish:

 

Three eggs

Black and white pudding

One sausage

Bacon

Fried potatoes

One slice of toast

English black tea

 

Cost: 16 USD 

 

It was excellent. Eggs could have used another ten seconds, as could the tomato, but every thing else was perfect.

 

Loses a point for no mushrooms, of course. 

 

Offered beans for an added two bucks--I'm pretty sure the server is forced to ask, as he had a relieved look on his face when I declined. Even he wanted no part of them. And rightly so.

 

Good crowd, btw. All LFC, singing, chanting, boozing like mad at 9 in the morning.

 

 

 

 

[KMD7]

5 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

In Las Vegas, needed a spot to watch the unmentionable, so thought I'd have breakfast as well.

 

McMullan's Pub Full Irish:

 

Three eggs

Black and white pudding

One sausage

Bacon

Fried potatoes

One slice of toast

English black tea

 

Cost: 16 USD 

 

It was excellent. Eggs could have used another ten seconds, as could the tomato, but every thing else was perfect.

 

Loses a point for no mushrooms, of course. 

 

Offered beans for an added two bucks--I'm pretty sure the server is forced to ask, as he had a relieved look on his face when I declined. Even he wanted no part of them. And rightly so.

 

Good crowd, btw. All LFC, singing, chanting, boozing like mad at 9 in the morning.

 

 

 

 

[Bob]

What happens in Vegas should definitely, in this instance, stay in fucking Vegas.

 

the one positive is that they let you stay in there during the power cut, rather than evacuating.

[Anubis]

Surely a full Irish demands lightly toasted soda bread, not normal toast?

[Remmie]

 

3 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Surely a full Irish demands lightly toasted soda bread, not normal toast?

It looks like this establishment's interpretation of a full Irish was to pick lukewarm items out of the bin and then serve it on the lid. 

[skend04]

6 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

In Las Vegas, needed a spot to watch the unmentionable, so thought I'd have breakfast as well.

 

McMullan's Pub Full Irish:

 

Three eggs

Black and white pudding

One sausage

Bacon

Fried potatoes

One slice of toast

English black tea

 

Cost: 16 USD 

 

It was excellent. Eggs could have used another ten seconds, as could the tomato, but every thing else was perfect.

 

Loses a point for no mushrooms, of course. 

 

Offered beans for an added two bucks--I'm pretty sure the server is forced to ask, as he had a relieved look on his face when I declined. Even he wanted no part of them. And rightly so.

 

Good crowd, btw. All LFC, singing, chanting, boozing like mad at 9 in the morning.

 

 

 

Hold on! So you paid £13 for this plate of what can only be described as leftovers from when they empty the bins, and then you have the cheek to proclaim you refused beans? Fucks sake. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

7 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

In Las Vegas, needed a spot to watch the unmentionable, so thought I'd have breakfast as well.

 

McMullan's Pub Full Irish:

 

Three eggs

Black and white pudding

One sausage

Bacon

Fried potatoes

One slice of toast

English black tea

 

Cost: 16 USD 

 

It was excellent. Eggs could have used another ten seconds, as could the tomato, but every thing else was perfect.

 

Loses a point for no mushrooms, of course. 

 

Offered beans for an added two bucks--I'm pretty sure the server is forced to ask, as he had a relieved look on his face when I declined. Even he wanted no part of them. And rightly so.

 

Good crowd, btw. All LFC, singing, chanting, boozing like mad at 9 in the morning.

 

 

 

 

16$ for that shite! I'm guessing they are lucky they didn't serve that to a man with a gun who holds grudges. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

7 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

In Las Vegas, needed a spot to watch the unmentionable, so thought I'd have breakfast as well.

 

McMullan's Pub Full Irish:

 

Three eggs

Black and white pudding

One sausage

Bacon

Fried potatoes

One slice of toast

English black tea

 

Cost: 16 USD 

 

It was excellent. Eggs could have used another ten seconds, as could the tomato, but every thing else was perfect.

 

Loses a point for no mushrooms, of course. 

 

Offered beans for an added two bucks--I'm pretty sure the server is forced to ask, as he had a relieved look on his face when I declined. Even he wanted no part of them. And rightly so.

 

Good crowd, btw. All LFC, singing, chanting, boozing like mad at 9 in the morning.

 

 

 

Looks like a World Map in food done by a 6 year old for a school project.

Hope you sought out Medical and Psychiatric attention after downing that monstrosity. May God have mercy on your soul.

[Dougie Do'ins]

7 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

 

The butter or whatever spread it was was obviously stright out of the fridge. It looks like someone has very crudely tried to fill a hole in the toast.

Only one bacon & one sausage ?

Those potato things look like the stuff that's at the bottom of a chip pan.

The eggs don't look to bad.

I get why it's so dark. They were in the middle of changing the light bulb and just thought fuck it, lets turn the lampshade over and serve his food on it. 

 

[Elite]

7 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

In Las Vegas, needed a spot to watch the unmentionable, so thought I'd have breakfast as well.

 

McMullan's Pub Full Irish:

 

Three eggs

Black and white pudding

One sausage

Bacon

Fried potatoes

One slice of toast

English black tea

 

Cost: 16 USD 

 

It was excellent. Eggs could have used another ten seconds, as could the tomato, but every thing else was perfect.

 

Loses a point for no mushrooms, of course. 

 

Offered beans for an added two bucks--I'm pretty sure the server is forced to ask, as he had a relieved look on his face when I declined. Even he wanted no part of them. And rightly so.

 

Good crowd, btw. All LFC, singing, chanting, boozing like mad at 9 in the morning.

 

 

 

It's opposite of the Chronicles of Riddick, you have to eat it in the dark because soon as any light appears that monstrosity will tear you to pieces.