What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Pureblood]

19 hours ago, Pidge said:

I remember going to Littlewoods for food when shopping, yeah.  Looking back it seems totally bizarre to remember there were smoking sections in the cafe in the middle of a family clothes shop like that.

Oh, looking back it's bizarre is it?  Who are you, Mark King?

[Pidge]

53 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Oh, looking back it's bizarre is it?  Who are you, Mark King?

Never heard of the cunt

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[Pidge]

Not a million miles away, missing the beard.

[Chris]

6 hours ago, SilverSong said:

Chill yer brekkie beans Chris and harken back to the good old days when smilies were not required to indicate humour.

Sorry, mate. Misinterpreted your tone.

[SilverSong]

1 hour ago, Chris said:

Sorry, mate. Misinterpreted your tone.

In the words of a young John Connor, no problemo.

[Mudface]

Chris and SilverSong's argument is really disappointing in a thread like this. I was expecting to see a raging flame war spanning page after page, instead it's fizzled out limply after a few posts and they're being decent to each other.

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Chris and SilverSong's argument is really disappointing in a thread like this. I was expecting to see a raging flame war spanning page after page, instead it's fizzled out limply after a few posts and they're being decent to each other.

Shit it didn't they 

[Mudface]

18 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Shit it didn't they 

I reckon Chris shit it more, no way I'd let some bitch talk to me like that.

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, Mudface said:

I reckon Chris shit it more, no way I'd let some bitch talk to me like that.

Who you calling a bitch? 

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Who you calling a bitch? 

[Chris]

24 minutes ago, Mudface said:

I reckon Chris shit it more, no way I'd let some bitch talk to me like that.

 

You want some, fucko? 

[Mudface]

Thank christ for commas, thought I was in trouble for a second.

22 minutes ago, Chris said:

 

You want some, fucko? 

 

[SilverSong]

2 hours ago, Mudface said:

Chris and SilverSong's argument is really disappointing in a thread like this. I was expecting to see a raging flame war spanning page after page, instead it's fizzled out limply after a few posts and they're being decent to each other.

Who the fuck are you and what do you want.

 

 

Nah sorry cant do it. No keyboard warrior is me.

[Bjornebye]

I'll start throwing bodies out the door one at a time 

[SilverSong]

32 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I'll start throwing bodies out the door one at a time 

KFC County Road. Anytime.

Btw can you give me directions.

 

Con he shut, only.

[Mudface]

11 minutes ago, SilverSong said:

Who the fuck are you and what do you want.

 

 

Nah sorry cant do it. No keyboard warrior is me.

Me neither, although I'm feared on the Roblox forums. 

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, Mudface said:

Me neither, although I'm feared on the Roblox forums. 

 

[TheBitch]

4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Who you calling a bitch? 

 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, TheBitch said:

 

I had your back. Its ok, they all shit it. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

11 hours ago, Pidge said:

Never heard of the cunt

Don't fret about it. 

[Evelyn Tentions]

Can we get back to heaping derision on other peoples culinary choices/creations please.

[Barrington Womble]

Well here's a home made one today. I was home alone for breakfast, so tried to make something that will get me the other side of the match. It was too much for me, I couldn't finish it and couldn't fit my beans on the plate. 

 

2 bacon

2 Ulster fry

2 black pud

1 white pud

2 pork and pepper sausage

2 tomato sausage

2 eggs

2 home made hash brown

1 fried slice

 

It was fucking lovely though, just a shame I couldn't finish it. 

 

[mattyq]

That looks pretty dam good

[Fugitive]

18 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

Well here's a home made one today. I was home alone for breakfast, so tried to make something that will get me the other side of the match. It was too much for me, I couldn't finish it and couldn't fit my beans on the plate. 

 

2 bacon

2 Ulster fry

2 black pud

1 white pud

2 pork and pepper sausage

2 tomato sausage

2 eggs

2 home made hash brown

1 fried slice

 

It was fucking lovely though, just a shame I couldn't finish it. 

 

Overcooked eggs

undercooked bacon

Two sunburnt dicks

Two sausage that appear to have only been cooked on one side

 

No wonder you could not finish it, it’s mostly inedible.