What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Pidge]

This is the kind of shit that goes down on the wrong side of the Blackdowns.

[Tony Moanero]

27 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Don’t ever say that again, beans are a abomination.

Shit, sorry.

[Vincent Vega]

2 hours ago, viRdjil said:

 

 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 hours ago, viRdjil said:

Weekend away in Lyme Regis with my in-laws.

Venue: Alexandra Hotel, Lyme Regis

Price: n/a, included

Ingredients:

1 x Bacon

1 x Sausage

1 x Black Pudding

1 x Fried Egg well done 

1 x Tomato

1x Mushroom

1 x Hash Brown

 

Verdict: It was lovely. Every single element was delicious. One of the best I’ve had. Beautifully plated too. Included photos from both Saturday and Sunday sessions.

 

I nearly pissed myself laughing at that. One of the worst I’ve seen. Not even fucking around. 

[Captain Turdseye]

There’s a rogue pube on that second plate as well. 

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, viRdjil said:

Bacon was cooked to perfection. They would’ve done it on low heat I reckon. It’s an interesting take.

Low heat or a bonnet on the car when it was pissing down earlier? 

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

(Lifey enters thread)

 

Best thing thats happened in 2 and a half pages 

[SammyAftershave]

Quite possibly your best effort yet. Made me laugh out loud as I was administering my night meds. Bravo young man.

[Nunavut Patrick]

1 hour ago, SammyAftershave said:

Quite possibly your best effort yet. Made me laugh out loud as I was administering my night meds. Bravo young man.

You may want to double dose after looking at that breakfast. 

[Anubis]

You like raw bacon, viRdjill?

[KMD7]

11 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

I nearly pissed myself laughing at that. One of the worst I’ve seen. Not even fucking around. 

It's terrible, Anny Road was banned for less.

[lifetime fan]

Everything undercooked bar the black pudding and eggs which they’ve fucked up. 

[mattyq]

Babushkas in Portrush... lovely little place overlooking the beach

It was £8 with tea

Delicious even the beans - they were homemade and spicy

Bacon very good as were the sausages, potato bread and something called Fadge which is a type of bread, apparently

Waitress top quality

 

 

 

[Pureblood]

Brown sauce cunt.

[Dougie Do'ins]

7 minutes ago, mattyq said:

Babushkas in Portrush... lovely little place overlooking the beach

It was £8 with tea

Delicious even the beans - they were homemade and spicy

Bacon very good as were the sausages, potato bread and something called Fadge which is a type of bread, apparently

Waitress top quality

 

 

 

Is this to rival the abomination viRdjill posted ? If so, it's a valiant attempt. In fact I'm struggling to separate them.

[Jairzinho]

 

I think that might be the worst I've ever seen. 

 

Is the tomato the gunman?

[mattyq]

15 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Is this to rival the abomination viRdjill posted ? If so, it's a valiant attempt. In fact I'm struggling to separate them.

Haha, at least I had a lovely view and it didn't cost a small fortune

[TheHowieLama]

 

 

Attack of the Angry Tomatoes

[aRdja]

7 hours ago, Anubis said:

You like raw bacon, viRdjill?

Was not raw.

[mattyq]

1 hour ago, TK421 said:

Brown sauce cunt.

I am shocked and saddened by this revelation, TK

I didn't think there was anybody so evil, apart from Trump, Hitler and Jimmy Saville, who deny the glory of HP

Sad day

[Pureblood]

5 minutes ago, mattyq said:

I am shocked and saddened by this revelation, TK

I didn't think there was anybody so evil, apart from Trump, Hitler and Jimmy Saville, who deny the glory of HP

Sad day

You'd be shagging that waitress by now ifithadntbinferthehpsauce. 

[TheHowieLama]

HP>waitress

[mattyq]

2 minutes ago, TK421 said:

You'd be shagging that waitress by now ifithadntbinferthehpsauce. 

I had my missus with me and despite the sunglasses trick she still clocked my leching

[Oh Buoy]

2 hours ago, mattyq said:

Babushkas in Portrush... lovely little place overlooking the beach

It was £8 with tea

Delicious even the beans - they were homemade and spicy

Bacon very good as were the sausages, potato bread and something called Fadge which is a type of bread, apparently

Waitress top quality

 

 

 

Needs a wee bit of the old banhammer with this. 

[Pureblood]

I had my missus with me and despite the sunglasses trick she still clocked my leching

 

No extra sausage for you tonight.