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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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It is so sad in every way. All looks like plastic photo props.

None of it actually touched the griddle -- in fact nothing has beencooked. Except the over micro waved egg. 

 

Not sure there is enough rep for the miles you put it on this campaign fella.

 

 

So I will do the StuMonty and neg this abomination of a free breakfast.

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4 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

Weekend away in Lyme Regis with my in-laws.

Venue: Alexandra Hotel, Lyme Regis

Price: n/a, included

Ingredients:

1 x Bacon

1 x Sausage

1 x Black Pudding

1 x Fried Egg well done 

1 x Tomato

1x Mushroom

1 x Hash Brown

 

Verdict: It was lovely. Every single element was delicious. One of the best I’ve had. Beautifully plated too. Included photos from both Saturday and Sunday sessions.

 

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It looks like shitty art created by a hipster to highlight famine.

 

Fucking hell, this is a new low.

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16 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

Venue: Dignitas, Postfach 9 – CH 8127 Forch, Switzerland

Price: n/a, included

Ingredients:

1 x Bacon

1 x Sausage

1 x Black Pudding

1 x Fried Egg well done 

1 x Tomato

1x Mushroom

1 x Hash Brown

 

Verdict: It was lovely. Every single element was delicious. One of the best I’ve had. Beautifully plated too. Included photos from both Saturday and Sunday sessions.

 

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15 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

Weekend away in Lyme Regis with my in-laws.

Venue: Alexandra Hotel, Lyme Regis

Price: n/a, included

Ingredients:

1 x Bacon

1 x Sausage

1 x Black Pudding

1 x Fried Egg well done 

1 x Tomato

1x Mushroom

1 x Hash Brown

 

Verdict: It was lovely. Every single element was delicious. One of the best I’ve had. Beautifully plated too. Included photos from both Saturday and Sunday sessions.

 

 

 

It looks no better than the shit I was served up in Lime St Weatherspoons a couple of weeks ago.

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52 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

Weekend away in Lyme Regis with my in-laws.

Venue: Alexandra Hotel, Lyme Regis

Price: n/a, included

Ingredients:

1 x Bacon

1 x Sausage

1 x Black Pudding

1 x Fried Egg well done 

1 x Tomato

1x Mushroom

1 x Hash Brown

 

Verdict: It was lovely. Every single element was delicious. One of the best I’ve had. Beautifully plated too. Included photos from both Saturday and Sunday sessions.

 

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I’m getting more and more angry about this. I want to punch you in the face and then set you shit trabs on fire.

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1 hour ago, viRdjil said:

Weekend away in Lyme Regis with my in-laws.

Venue: Alexandra Hotel, Lyme Regis

Price: n/a, included

Ingredients:

1 x Bacon

1 x Sausage

1 x Black Pudding

1 x Fried Egg well done 

1 x Tomato

1x Mushroom

1 x Hash Brown

 

Verdict: It was lovely. Every single element was delicious. One of the best I’ve had. Beautifully plated too. Included photos from both Saturday and Sunday sessions.

 

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Go fuck your mother.

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