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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
      124
    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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2 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

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Awful lot of wrongness going in there.

 

A fucking tomato cut in two and lobbed on a plate. 

Why the fuck do they feel the need to put the bean dish on the plate ?

Least said about the toast the better.

Sausages look over cooked.

I'm not arsed about the spread but you should have been given the option.

Where's the steak ? I can only assume you were waiting on a steak as why else would they give you that knife ? How the fuck are you supposed to butter that fucking toast with that knife ?

And chips on a breakie ? That's London for you I suppose.

And why are people referring to them as french fries when they're clearly fucking chips ?

I don't know what to say about this breakfast

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1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

Are those your socks?

You're lucky I'm not negging you for that. I didn't order this it was on a mk faceaids page. The only thing I could eat in the pizza box is the eggs and the part of the Styrofoam cup that hadn't touched bean juice. 

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That might be the most Milton Keynes picture I've ever seen. 

 

Don't be fooled into thinking them two black things in the pizza box are black pudding. They are YewTree listening devices. I bet you could sand the walls with that bread. 

 

Why is he resting the food on a chair? And where have the rest of his feet gone? Guaranteed he chose the carpet. If it wasn't for the beans and the miserable table-cloth (you are a colourful guy rem) then I would say that is defo you. Now I am convinced its CT. 

 

Whats in the cage bottom right? I hope its 12 pissed off Honey Badgers with flick-knives. 

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Weekend away in Lyme Regis with my in-laws.

Venue: Alexandra Hotel, Lyme Regis

Price: n/a, included

Ingredients:

1 x Bacon

1 x Sausage

1 x Black Pudding

1 x Fried Egg well done 

1 x Tomato

1x Mushroom

1 x Hash Brown

 

Verdict: It was lovely. Every single element was delicious. One of the best I’ve had. Beautifully plated too. Included photos from both Saturday and Sunday sessions.

 

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