What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

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Just now, Barry Wom said:

Hiding under the beans bowl. 

It was utter shite. But I'm full and it's lined by stomach for the beer. 

Fair enough. You must have thought what the fuck when you saw the chips.

[Pureblood]

1 minute ago, Barry Wom said:

Hiding under the beans bowl. 

So it is, I can see a bit of white poking out.  Excellent presentation.

[Evelyn Tentions]

1 hour ago, Red Phoenix said:

I spent 4 years being veggie and still mostly eat veggie food, which will explain the quorn sausages for you. It might also explain why I prefer mayo over stuff like black pudding, etc. It's higher fat content in a meal that otherwise has little fat unless I put loads of butter on it.

When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

[Evelyn Tentions]

18 hours ago, KMD7 said:

Mayo goes well with beans

Straight in the bin

[SammyAftershave]

40 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Where is the third egg yolk?

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, viRdjil said:

Never heard of liver sausage. Any good?

AMAZING.

[TheHowieLama]

@Barry Wom nice of yer ma to cut up the bacon for you.

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2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

AMAZING.

Don’t encourage him, he’ll be paying £25 for some covered in jam and served on

a shovel.

[Tony Moanero]

5 hours ago, viRdjil said:

Never heard of liver sausage. Any good?

Just read the post you quoted. Liver sausage is not a component of a cooked breakfast. Buy some from a good butcher (the supermarket stuff tends to be rubbish) and have it in a butty with some Branston pickle and maybe some lettuce and tomato.

[polymerpunkah]

I'm liking this trend of putting the beans in a separate container. Keeps the bean juice from contaminating the edible bits, and makes it simple to pitch them in the bin.

 

I can see a future, a bright and shining future, where they'll just be left in the can on the shelf from the start. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

5 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

So here's a Sunday fry up update. I will get negged for this. It was pretty poor. It is not the perfect breakfast. But needs must on match day. 

 

The rocket pub near Euston. 

£8.50 (I think ). 

Large breakfast of 3 bacon, 3 eggs, 3 sausage, 3 hash browns, beans, tomato and mushrooms. The cunts delivered chips instead of hash brown. The bacon was as bad as it looks. The sausage and egg were ok. 4/10 taste. 6/10 for value because there was loads and it'll see me through the day. 

 

I can't say much more, except I won't be repeating it! 

 

Edit.... And the toast was simultaneously over done and under done. And it was fucking sunflower spread and not butter. 

 

 

I like you Barry you seem like one of the more decent people on here so I am going to assume you picked that up and twatted the cunt who served you it round the head then battered everyone in the pub Philly style then torched it. 

 

Then went into the snide little skinny Sainsburys as you come out of Euston on the right and battered the fucking twat who stood in-front of the meal deal butties at dinner rush hour for about half a bastard hour last month trying to decide between a cheese and pickle or a tuna and cucumber. The horrible fucking woman. I had to go to Boots. 

 

If none of the above happened then I hope you get stabbed. 

[TheHowieLama]

12 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I hope you get stabbed. 

Thats London there

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Thats London there

That was the point Howie. God. 

[TheHowieLama]

You dont put the period in the middle there pal -- just Howie God.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

You dont put the period in the middle there pal -- just Howie God.

People used to get a hiding in our school if they called anyone pal. 

[TheHowieLama]

Nuns were a bitch.

[TheHowieLama]

Why are there french fries and a slice of cold bread at breakfast?

[Captain Turdseye]

9 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

And the toast was simultaneously over done and under done. 

 

 

The toast was over done. 

 

The toast was under done. 

 

The toast came with ‘chips’....

 

[Nunavut Patrick]

All he had to was go a bit further, past the fruit machines and kebab shops and go to The Water Rats. 

 

The Rocket reminds me of an American bar. 

 

There is is also a most disappointing pie shop near the five guys I think. Has a flashing sign that says pies pies pies.

 

Should also flash to say lies lies lies.

[Barrington Womble]

23 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I like you Barry you seem like one of the more decent people on here so I am going to assume you picked that up and twatted the cunt who served you it round the head then battered everyone in the pub Philly style then torched it. 

 

Then went into the snide little skinny Sainsburys as you come out of Euston on the right and battered the fucking twat who stood in-front of the meal deal butties at dinner rush hour for about half a bastard hour last month trying to decide between a cheese and pickle or a tuna and cucumber. The horrible fucking woman. I had to go to Boots. 

 

If none of the above happened then I hope you get stabbed. 

I took my frustration out on a few coppers on Wembley way when they trapped us there and stopped me getting for a pint. The whole days irritants came out at once. Bad breakie, them running out of punk ipa, my seat being shit despite it being in the highest cost bracket, de bruyne getting mom, despite me hardly remember him kicking the ball and fucking var spoiling the goal celebration. (Oh and of course the cunt who got in the way of your meal deal). 

[Dougie Do'ins]

 

Awful lot of wrongness going in there.

 

A fucking tomato cut in two and lobbed on a plate. 

Why the fuck do they feel the need to put the bean dish on the plate ?

Least said about the toast the better.

Sausages look over cooked.

I'm not arsed about the spread but you should have been given the option.

Where's the steak ? I can only assume you were waiting on a steak as why else would they give you that knife ? How the fuck are you supposed to butter that fucking toast with that knife ?

And chips on a breakie ? That's London for you I suppose.

And why are people referring to them as french fries when they're clearly fucking chips ?

[Bjornebye]

42 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

I took my frustration out on a few coppers on Wembley way when they trapped us there and stopped me getting for a pint. The whole days irritants came out at once. Bad breakie, them running out of punk ipa, my seat being shit despite it being in the highest cost bracket, de bruyne getting mom, despite me hardly remember him kicking the ball and fucking var spoiling the goal celebration. (Oh and of course the cunt who got in the way of your meal deal). 

Sorry you had a bad day mate. I guess it was karma for that snuff you posted. 

[Barrington Womble]

22 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Sorry you had a bad day mate. I guess it was karma for that snuff you posted. 

I still can't complain about the day, had a pretty good laugh. As much as I enjoyed the match itself, I do find going the game to get in the way of an otherwise good day. 

[Rico1304]

There’s a decent cafe on the road next to Euston, a few doors up from the Strip Club.  He does a good breakfast but don’t what ever you do use the toilet.  

[Chip Butty]

Do you play much Basketball, Barry?

 

The Rocket is shit, even the ale is hanging. You're better trying the Mabels Tavern a bit further down and around the corner, or even better, one of the best pubs in dat der London, The Lord John Russell.