What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

It looks ok but its not a cooked breakfast. I wouldn't complain if that was put in-front of me. 

[Elite]

If I needed a shit and was starving, I'd wipe my arse with that monstrosity and eat the bog roll.

[Fugitive]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

It looks ok but its not a cooked breakfast. I wouldn't complain if that was put in-front of me. 

A veggie sausage... you’re a fucking nonce.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Fugitive said:

A veggie sausage... you’re a fucking nonce.

You're the fucking nonce you fucking nonce 

[Oh Buoy]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

It looks ok but its not a cooked breakfast. I wouldn't complain if that was put in-front of me. 

Good man. 

 

Best post of the thread. 

[Fugitive]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

You're the fucking nonce you fucking nonce 

Just tell everyone where you buried Maddie, you nonce.

[Elite]

Enough of this nonce-sense.

[polymerpunkah]

10?

 

In binary code, maybe.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Fugitive said:

Just tell everyone where you buried Maddie, you nonce.

She is still alive in your cellar you slippery nonce 

[Trumo]

3 hours ago, Six Buoys said:

Half way through and feel I may have overstated the greatness. The toastie hits you with nausea before you even get to the look at this picture a second helping time.

 

Summon up the chunks.

[TheHowieLama]

3 hours ago, Six Buoys said:

The toastie hits you with nausea 

12 quid for arDja - just this part

[aRdja]

I went to a place called Caravan in Fitzrovia. The worst value for money ever IMO. They charge you £12.50 for this.

 

2 x eggs

1 x sausage

1 x bacon 

1 x mushroom 

0.5 x tomato

 

https://www.caravanrestaurants.co.uk/perch/resources/cf-breakfast-menu-08-07-19.pdf

 

really felt ripped off.

[Mudface]

Was the food at least decent quality?

[aRdja]

Just now, Mudface said:

Was the food at least decent quality?

It was fine yeah. Bacon was good. High meat content on the sausage. 

[Pidge]

12 hours ago, Six Buoys said:

Expecting 10s all around for this...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cheese toasties, stacked with veggie sausage patties, eggs and portobello mushrooms. Thin layer of brown sauce underneath the patties.

 

Greatness on a plate.

 

Can't help but feel that your first mistake is eating breakfast at half seven in the evening...

[Fugitive]

21 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

I went to a place called Caravan in Fitzrovia. The worst value for money ever IMO. They charge you £12.50 for this.

 

2 x eggs

1 x sausage

1 x bacon 

1 x mushroom 

0.5 x tomato

 

https://www.caravanrestaurants.co.uk/perch/resources/cf-breakfast-menu-08-07-19.pdf

 

really felt ripped off.

Hahahahahahaha

[Pureblood]

2 hours ago, viRdjil said:

I went to a place called Caravan in Fitzrovia. The worst value for money ever IMO. They charge you £12.50 for this.

 

2 x eggs

1 x sausage

1 x bacon 

1 x mushroom 

0.5 x tomato

 

https://www.caravanrestaurants.co.uk/perch/resources/cf-breakfast-menu-08-07-19.pdf

 

really felt ripped off.

No beans.  Awesome.

[General Dryness]

6 hours ago, viRdjil said:

I went to a place called Caravan in Fitzrovia. The worst value for money ever IMO. They charge you £12.50 for this.

 

2 x eggs

1 x sausage

1 x bacon 

1 x mushroom 

0.5 x tomato

 

https://www.caravanrestaurants.co.uk/perch/resources/cf-breakfast-menu-08-07-19.pdf

 

really felt ripped off.

I'd have asked them where the rest of it was. Cunts.

[Elite]

7 hours ago, viRdjil said:

I went to a place called Caravan in Fitzrovia. The worst value for money ever IMO. They charge you £12.50 for this.

 

2 x eggs

1 x sausage

1 x bacon 

1 x mushroom 

0.5 x tomato

 

https://www.caravanrestaurants.co.uk/perch/resources/cf-breakfast-menu-08-07-19.pdf

 

really felt ripped off.

Did you have to hand in ration tokens from WW2?

[Stouffer]

7 hours ago, viRdjil said:

I went to a place called Caravan in Fitzrovia. The worst value for money ever IMO. They charge you £12.50 for this.

 

2 x eggs

1 x sausage

1 x bacon 

1 x mushroom 

0.5 x tomato

 

https://www.caravanrestaurants.co.uk/perch/resources/cf-breakfast-menu-08-07-19.pdf

 

really felt ripped off.

That mushroom looks like it was cooked in an autoclave.

[Baresi]

The bull special, fethiye, Turkey.  3 bacon, 2 sausage, 2 hash browns, mushrooms, beans, 2 fried eggs on toast.  £4.  9/10 - loses a point for no tea included!

[TheHowieLama]

Literally looks like a bowl of bean soup. Literally.

 

Eggs, overcooked.

Toast -- maybe not cooked. Bacon the same.

Tomato looks embarrassed by the whole affair.

 

6.5/10

[Mook]

£4 is a decent price for all that, you'd think they would hire a non-blind person to put it on the plate for you though.

 

And the mushrooms can get right to fuck.

[Tony Moanero]

A lot of food for the money but it all looks pretty shit. The sausages, in particular, look nasty. Reckon I’d rather eat your big toe (bottom of the picture). A full English is not something I would order in somewhere like Turkey. I’d much rather sample local fare. 

[Bjornebye]

Nice of the waiter to put his cock on the plate while you took the picture. Other than that you should go back later with a can of petrol and a chainsaw