What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[TheHowieLama]

6 hours ago, arthur friedenreich said:

This mornings (well dinner hour, as had a late one last night) piece de resistance. The missus asked if I wanted bread or toast, as she looks after the carbs while I handle protein, and I took what I’m terming as the continental iption and had one of each, fucking superb.

10$ worth of bacon, 4 bits of bread and butter, bloody good splurge of HP.

 

Top work here -- why the different toasts?

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Repped for the effort and the time stamp - the brekkie itself looks near inedible and is a stunning example of you get what you pay for. 

The eggs look to be from two different species, frozen hash brown, tomatoes from a tin, undercooked mushrooms and the less said about those sausages the better. I would rather eat the five note - hopefully that is your girls middle finger flipping this atrocity the bird.

 

Who had the beans on toast?

The finger is about the only edible looking thing there 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, TheHowieLama said:

Top work here -- why the different toasts?

Because one isn't toast. 

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

The finger is about the only edible looking thing there 

You don't know where thats been...

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

14 hours ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

I’d fly  to Aus for that 

It’s what Sunday’s are made for, worshipping at the altar of bacon.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

13 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Top work here -- why the different toasts?

One bread, one toast, best of both worlds.

nice full crunch with the toast, then followed up with the softer bread option which has absorbed more of the bacon flavour.

[Oh Buoy]

11 hours ago, arthur friedenreich said:

One bread, one toast, best of both worlds.

nice full crunch with the toast, then followed up with the softer bread option which has absorbed more of the bacon flavour.

 

Nonce behaviour. 

[Tony Moanero]

Ordinary bacon butties > toasted bacon butties 

[Pureblood]

6 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Ordinary bacon butties > toasted bacon butties 

I put the bread in the toaster for one minute.  Best of both worlds.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

29 minutes ago, Six Buoys said:

 

Nonce behaviour. 

Listen Saville, nothing up with a bacon butty, nothing up with bacon on toast, if I choose to have one of each and live the high life, there is little noncery about it, now get back to yer frigging bran flakes.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

11 minutes ago, TK421 said:

I put the bread in the toaster for one minute.  Best of both worlds.

Six bouys is looking for you (terrible name by the way, not TK obviously)

18 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Ordinary bacon butties > toasted bacon butties 

Some days I’d agree, other i’d disagree

[Pidge]

 

Cafe Coco, Cowley road in Oxford. Very nice, egg was overdone but they made the fungus edible by cooking them in garlic butter, potatoes totally redundant.  Excellent sausage, BP and bacon.

 

Most of all, as we went there yesterday for tea as well, every waitress in the place is a heart-breakingly beautiful.  Great hiring policy.  10/10.

[TheHowieLama]

Looks pretty good there -- where is the other half?

[General Dryness]

Potatoes, green shit on the egg, only one sausage, untoasted toast.

 

Kill them. Kill them all.

[Pidge]

The toast was fine, nice crunch to it and it was good fresh bread so the absorbent middle was appreciated.

 

The sausage was pretty densely packed and tasty. No complaints at all about one having the one. 

 

With you on the green shit

[Guest Pistonbroke]

It looks like they didn't know what to make, so gave you Brunch. 

[Guest]

33 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

It looks like they didn't know what to make, so gave you Brunch. 

It looks to me like they knew exactly what they were making. The fucking deviants. Baby potatoes and beans on a breakfast and lunch plate? Where's the cheese for making it jacket potato with cheese and beans? I like chives on eggs but the plate looks like a planned takedown. 

[polymerpunkah]

Did the waiter take a bite of sausage?

A tip?

[lifetime fan]

Mount Pleasant Inn, Nomansland. 

 

8/10

 

Sausages were handmade and all different sizes, probably the best sausage I’ve ever had. Bacon was very good quality and well cooked. Tomatoes needed another minute or two, beans were cooked well and the sauce nicely reduced and an extra hash brown for not having mushroom. 

 

Took a point off for no black pudding. 

[TheHowieLama]

Top marks for going with an egg there fella - about time.

 

Did you have a word with them on the toast?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Extra mark for having a Thatchers for breakfast. 

[lifetime fan]

1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

Top marks for going with an egg there fella - about time.

 

Did you have a word with them on the toast?

 

Gave the egg to my ol fella, not eating that shite. 

 

We had about 12 slices of toast between the three of us and were all fighting over the well done slices. 

[mattyq]

1 hour ago, Pidge said:

 

Cafe Coco, Cowley road in Oxford. Very nice, egg was overdone but they made the fungus edible by cooking them in garlic butter, potatoes totally redundant.  Excellent sausage, BP and bacon.

 

Most of all, as we went there yesterday for tea as well, every waitress in the place is a heart-breakingly beautiful.  Great hiring policy.  10/10.

Looks pretty good apart from the evil beans, obviously

The Kazbar next door does some tasty tapas and an outstanding mojito

Similar hiring policy, which is nice

[KMD7]

2 hours ago, Pidge said:

 

Cafe Coco, Cowley road in Oxford. Very nice, egg was overdone but they made the fungus edible by cooking them in garlic butter, potatoes totally redundant.  Excellent sausage, BP and bacon.

 

Most of all, as we went there yesterday for tea as well, every waitress in the place is a heart-breakingly beautiful.  Great hiring policy.  10/10.

Looks great that mate

[Bjornebye]

Day 6570 in the Big Brother house. Lifetime Fan challenges Pidge to a nonce off.