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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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17 minutes ago, Mook said:

Don't normally take pictures of my scran but I'm still a bit pished this morning so went for it. This was £5.99 at Chiquitos & was fucking magic other than the lack of haggis...

 

 

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That’s really good value for money. Good meat content on the sausage?

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39 minutes ago, Mook said:

Don't normally take pictures of my scran but I'm still a bit pished this morning so went for it. This was £5.99 at Chiquitos & was fucking magic other than the lack of haggis...

 

 

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Repped for enjoying your food. However, where the fuck is the plate? Wooden boards and pieces of slate are bad enough, a frying pan is just taking the piss. I would have been too wound up to eat. 

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3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Chiquitos is a chain restaurant, right? No chance of hitting the owner/owners over the head with the frying fan, so I would have smashed myself in the bollocks with it, as punishment for choosing to eat in such a cunt establishment. 

We live right next to a big cinema complex so the chain restaurants are really handy, I'm not a fan of them myself but we were hungover & it had to be done.

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1 minute ago, Mook said:

We live right next to a big cinema complex so the chain restaurants are really handy, I'm not a fan of them myself but we were hungover & it had to be done.

Fair enough. Please tell me you rammed the pan up your arse before you left. I’m desperate to salvage what’s left of my weekend.

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59 minutes ago, Mook said:

Don't normally take pictures of my scran but I'm still a bit pished this morning so went for it. This was £5.99 at Chiquitos & was fucking magic other than the lack of haggis...

 

 

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Looks like a landmine. 

 

Stand on it Mook 

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2 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Fair enough. Please tell me you rammed the pan up your arse before you left. I’m desperate to salvage what’s left of my weekend.

I can confirm that the pan is safely lodged up my arse.

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1 hour ago, Mook said:

I can confirm that the pan is safely lodged up my arse.

If you haven't shoved a frying pan up your arse after eating a breakfast off it, you haven't yet lived. 

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6 hours ago, Mook said:

Don't normally take pictures of my scran but I'm still a bit pished this morning so went for it. This was £5.99 at Chiquitos & was fucking magic other than the lack of haggis...

 

 

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Looks great that Mook. Fuck I'm hungry now.

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On 06/04/2019 at 12:14, Mook said:

Don't normally take pictures of my scran but I'm still a bit pished this morning so went for it. This was £5.99 at Chiquitos & was fucking magic other than the lack of haggis...

 

 

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Looks an all around good'un that, and the way you have managed to get a smiley face into the beans is pretty much genius. Well played sir. 

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Every time I look at it I think it looks good, especially for £5.99.  Until, that is, I spot the broken yolk, which would be bad enough if it weren't for the fact they've served it on the fucking pan so it's essentially burnt into the plate...  Appalling.

 

Also, if you don't want beans just tell the server that you're on the register and they'll understand and remove them altogether, those little pots are just a fucking annoyance on an already busy plate.

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