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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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3 hours ago, Remmie said:

You do realise you are including the likes of Baguettes and tiger bread when you say that absolute bollocks don't you? Go and headbutt an axe

Haha, Remmie, the bread police

I'm talking shite, tasteless cardboard white but if you love it so much maybe you should marry it

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39 minutes ago, mattyq said:

Haha, Remmie, the bread police

I'm talking shite, tasteless cardboard white but if you love it so much maybe you should marry it

I'd consider marrying tiger bread but my heart would be with crumpets. 

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21 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Freidenreich fluffed his lines there and headed into the wrong net, haplessly ruining a heroic comeback from the lads.

 

It’s as if Lovren had risen like a salmon only to score an own goal for Dortmund, instead of righteously crushing that little nonce Tuchel (in this instance the Sidney Cooke lionising bean-collective).

Sailing dangerously close to neg territory there on the GF

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21 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Freidenreich fluffed his lines there and headed into the wrong net, haplessly ruining a heroic comeback from the lads.

 

It’s as if Lovren had risen like a salmon only to score an own goal for Dortmund, instead of righteously crushing that little nonce Tuchel (in this instance the Sidney Cooke lionising bean-collective).

Sailing dangerously close to neg territory there on the GF

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You know what I had this weekend, no you don’t do you you daft cunts?

 

Sausage (proper good uns), fried egg, a strong cheddar and mustard - Dijon as it’s my small protest about the impending Brexit clusterfuck - on toast.

 

Fuck it was sublime!

 

Treat youseselves on the weekend.

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1 hour ago, Bruce Spanner said:

You know what I had this weekend, no you don’t do you you daft cunts?

 

Sausage (proper good uns), fried egg, a strong cheddar and mustard - Dijon as it’s my small protest about the impending Brexit clusterfuck - on toast.

 

Fuck it was sublime!

 

Treat youseselves on the weekend.

Swap the Dijon muck for HP and I’d demolish that.

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