What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[TheBitch]

Dr Nowt wouldn't accept this. 

[Dr Nowt]

Nowt would no more eat Satan’s arse grapes than he would rim out Mook’s boss.

[Dr Nowt]

Ex-boss, sorry.

[Tony Moanero]

41 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Then, and only then, do I take the beans through and flush them straight down the shitter.

 

[Juniper]

Made an absolute belter this morning as the mrs and her friend are still pissed from a night out.

 

Wished I'd taken a photo of it for here.

 

2x Sausages

3x Bacon

Fried Mushrooms

Scrambled Egg

Wholemeal Toast

 

The Co-Op pork sausages were an absolute revelation. Will be buying those again.

[Tony Moanero]

4 minutes ago, Juniper said:

Made an absolute belter this morning as the mrs and her friend are still pissed from a night out.

 

Wished I'd taken a photo of it for here.

 

2x Sausages

3x Bacon

Fried Mushrooms

Scrambled Egg

Wholemeal Toast

 

The Co-Op pork sausages were an absolute revelation. Will be buying those again.

Wholemeal toast with sausage, bacon and eggs? Will be back to neg, obviously.

[Tony Moanero]

2 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

A double weekend breakfast out for me. This time one that's been on here before. Shiraz Palace in town. £5.99 for the fry up, toast and drink. Could have fungus and tomato , but I opted against - fungus is the devil's work and for me it's an either or for tomato or beans. Nice feed, good price. 8/10. 

The price is about right, given the quality of the ingredients. I’d eat it (mushrooms and tomatoes instead of the beans and hash brown), as it would fill a hole.

[Dr Nowt]

13 minutes ago, Juniper said:

Made an absolute belter this morning as the mrs and her friend are still pissed from a night out.

 

Wished I'd taken a photo of it for here.

 

2x Sausages

3x Bacon

Fried Mushrooms

Scrambled Egg

Wholemeal Toast

 

The Co-Op pork sausages were an absolute revelation. Will be buying those again.

Have a sausage butty with them most weekends.

 

Decent.

[Juniper]

6 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Have a sausage butty with them most weekends.

 

Decent.

Solid tasty sausages, kept their shape and great texture to them too.

[Fugitive]

12 hours ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

The Fuge had a great effort there but I am a little  suspicious that the mushrooms may be tinned.

 

A proper fried portobello mushroom and accompanying tomato can really push a breakfast into the 9 and 9.5 range. 

 

Sorry Mook. 

Whoa there. They were fresh button mushrooms, chopped in half and then cooked in butter on a low heat for about 25 mins. No fucking canned shite on my plate, mate.

 

 

[aRdja]

2 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

A double weekend breakfast out for me. This time one that's been on here before. Shiraz Palace in town. £5.99 for the fry up, toast and drink. Could have fungus and tomato , but I opted against - fungus is the devil's work and for me it's an either or for tomato or beans. Nice feed, good price. 8/10. 

Shiraz is class.

[TheHowieLama]

The black pudding looks like it was made from compressed wood chips.

The "toast" was done on a car hood.

Someone has opted to put celery in their water.

A coke for breakfast.

No keys.

No conker.

And, the state of those fuckin beans.

 

6-10

[TheHowieLama]

12 hours ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

They deep fry chestnut mushrooms over here. 

Also pickles.

I think it’s wrong. 

The pickles are boss 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

2 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

A double weekend breakfast out for me. This time one that's been on here before. Shiraz Palace in town. £5.99 for the fry up, toast and drink. Could have fungus and tomato , but I opted against - fungus is the devil's work and for me it's an either or for tomato or beans. Nice feed, good price. 8/10. 

Perfect select of ingredients wom, nice work.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

1 hour ago, Juniper said:

Made an absolute belter this morning as the mrs and her friend are still pissed from a night out.

 

Wished I'd taken a photo of it for here.

 

2x Sausages

3x Bacon

Fried Mushrooms

Scrambled Egg

Wholemeal Toast

 

The Co-Op pork sausages were an absolute revelation. Will be buying those again.

Wholemesl toast? Are you a vegan?

[Barrington Womble]

17 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

The black pudding looks like it was made from compressed wood chips.

The "toast" was done on a car hood.

Someone has opted to put celery in their water.

A coke for breakfast.

No keys.

No conker.

And, the state of those fuckin beans.

 

6-10

You got much of that wrong. Fine black pud, toast was well cooked and buttered and as for the water thing, that was some type of table decoration, maybe for their over the top Paddy's Day celebrations. 

[Juniper]

3 minutes ago, arthur friedenreich said:

Wholemesl toast? Are you a vegan?

Slip of the tongue, it was this. Not wholemeal.

[Dr Nowt]

Freidenreich fluffed his lines there and headed into the wrong net, haplessly ruining a heroic comeback from the lads.

 

It’s as if Lovren had risen like a salmon only to score an own goal for Dortmund, instead of righteously crushing that little nonce Tuchel (in this instance the Sidney Cooke lionising bean-collective).

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

1 minute ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Freidenreich fluffed his lines there and headed into the wrong net, haplessly ruining a heroic comeback from the lads.

 

It’s as if Lovren had risen like a salmon only to score an own goal for Dortmund that night, instead of righteously crushing that little nonce Tuchel (in this instance the Sidney Cooke lionising bean-collective).

Love the things, can’t eat them - too much potassium, but post transplant I will be hammering the little orange bastards.

yes even though beans could kill, I will return for them, and lash them on everything.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

7 minutes ago, Juniper said:

Slip of the tongue, it was this. Not wholemeal.

You’re a lesbian and a vegan?

[Dr Nowt]

2 minutes ago, arthur friedenreich said:

Love the things, can’t eat them - too much potassium, but post transplant I will be hammering the little orange bastards.

yes even though beans could kill, I will return for them, and lash them on everything.

That’s impressive commitment mate.

 

Like being chemically castrated and just using your fingers instead.

[Tony Moanero]

15 minutes ago, Juniper said:

Slip of the tongue, it was this. Not wholemeal.

Dog rep.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

12 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

That’s impressive commitment mate.

 

Like being chemically castrated and just using your fingers instead.

Ah you’ve been at the old “love is” book to dig out that quote 

[Juniper]

21 minutes ago, arthur friedenreich said:

You’re a lesbian and a vegan?

I didn't buy the thing

 

The bread, not the dog. I did buy him.

[Dr Nowt]

4 minutes ago, arthur friedenreich said:

Ah you’ve been at the old “love is” book to dig out that quote 

Just wanted to rival NP’s rising early in the Arctic to light your beloved a fire for romance.