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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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32 minutes ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

The Fuge had a great effort there but I am a little  suspicious that the mushrooms may be tinned.

 

A proper fried portobello mushroom and accompanying tomato can really push a breakfast into the 9 and 9.5 range. 

 

Sorry Mook. 

Chestnut mushrooms, for me.

 

 

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6 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

I like breaded mushrooms. I love gherkins straight from the jar, but don’t fancy them deep fried.

 

 

Deep fried gherkins with blue cheese dipping sauce are sensational, the pickly fucking heroes.

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4 minutes ago, Anny Road said:

Loooks good that difficult to fault. No keys obviously and BP looks raw.

Black pud was nicely cooked, crispy outside, soft in the middle. A nice sausage too, but after the top of the range sausage I had yesterday, it failed a a little in comparison, but that was down to yesterday's good work. 

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Just now, Barry Wom said:

Black pud was nicely cooked, crispy outside, soft in the middle. A nice sausage too, but after the top of the range sausage I had yesterday, it failed a a little in comparison, but that was down to yesterday's good work. 

Probably just the photo.

Should have used the sausage as a bean harbour wall to prevent unwanted leakage rather than perch them on top.

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2 minutes ago, Anny Road said:

Probably just the photo.

Should have used the sausage as a bean harbour wall to prevent unwanted leakage rather than perch them on top.

I never understand why people don't always do that. It's almost like they drop the beans on the plate 1st, for me it should always be the last thing to go on. 

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Agreed. I always lovingly arrange my other breakfast items on the plate first, in the following order:

 

Egg

Bacon

Sausage

Hash browns

Mushrooms

Tomato 

Fried bread

 

Next I set my plate down on the table with a hot, sweet mug of tea next to it.

 

Then, and only then, do I take the beans through and flush them straight down the shitter.

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