What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, viRdjil said:

Alright here goes... my own attempt at re-creating my ideal fry-up.

 

1 x Italian pork sausage

2 x unsmoked bacon

1 slice of Irish black pudding 

1 x fried egg how I like it; over medium

1 serving of Heinz baked beans with reduced sugar

 

Well satisfied. The pork sausage was the highlight. Best sausage I’ve ever had. Also @Captain Turdseye, I did the beans the way you told us to. Simmered slowly in a saucepan on the hob... I rate it. I can confidently say that I’m a beaner now.

 

You scruffy scruffy bastard. Dave I'm fucking done mate. 

[Bjornebye]

39 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

I was in Anglesey this morning in a cafe named Bay Cafe near benllech beach. As nice a sausage as I've had on a fry up in years (and my little one had a sausage on toast and she didn't like the sausages so I got a bonus 2!). All round cracker, nice fried slice, bacon was tasty and thick cut, nice beans, well cooked black pud, would have preferred 2 eggs. Hash brown and toast was a extra, but just £5.50 for the rest. Value 9.5/10, food 9/10. 

Angles eh? Nonce paradise sir 

[Bjornebye]

22 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Cooked brekkie for the first time in ages this morning.

 

the beans were microwaved for convenience and so there’s more juice than ideal, but otherwise belting.

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

29 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Cooked brekkie for the first time in ages this morning.

 

the beans were microwaved for convenience and so there’s more juice than ideal, but otherwise belting.

 

 

 

[Dr Nowt]

1 hour ago, arthur friedenreich said:

You know why

I considered citing you like so (Anti-Onion Deviant, 2019).

[Pureblood]

1 hour ago, Barry Wom said:

I was in Anglesey this morning in a cafe named Bay Cafe near benllech beach. As nice a sausage as I've had on a fry up in years (and my little one had a sausage on toast and she didn't like the sausages so I got a bonus 2!). All round cracker, nice fried slice, bacon was tasty and thick cut, nice beans, well cooked black pud, would have preferred 2 eggs. Hash brown and toast was a extra, but just £5.50 for the rest. Value 9.5/10, food 9/10. 

Why is your breakfast menstruating?

[Pureblood]

1 hour ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Cooked brekkie for the first time in ages this morning.

 

the beans were microwaved for convenience and so there’s more juice than ideal, but otherwise belting.

 

 

This looks excellent, but there's beans on it so I've negged it in the bastard. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, TK421 said:

Why is your breakfast menstruating?

I'm more concerned with the big long green shit it appears to be having. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, TK421 said:

This looks excellent, but there's beans on it so I've negged it in the bastard. 

I haven't even looked at the contents of the plate really. Its the positioning of the knives that make the picture so sinister. Some serious weird voodoo swinging orgy shit going down in that place an I'm quite frankly glad not to be a part of it. 

[Pureblood]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

I'm more concerned with the big long green shit it appears to be having. 

The beans are molesting the egg.  Fuck my life. 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, TK421 said:

The beans are molesting the egg.  Fuck my life. 

Cant tell if the sausages are feeding, doting or noncing. I'll go with the latter just to be safe. 

[Tony Moanero]

8 hours ago, Carradona said:

Belfast International Airport

£9.99

No toast

No tea/coffee

Absolutely shite: -1/10

Carradona shortly after he’d eaten his brekkie.

 

[Bjornebye]

The markings on the table are the scratched fingernail marks from other sufferers. Anglesey > Belsen 

[Tony Moanero]

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[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

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Is right Tony lad. Don't stand for any of their shit. 

[Trumo]

Belfast Airport deserves May's deal and backstop for offering that appalling excuse of a breakfast for £9.99.

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, Trumo said:

Belfast Airport deserves May's deal and backstop for offering that appalling excuse of a breakfast for £9.99.

17p in the pound over there is going towards the wall 

[Barrington Womble]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Angles eh? Nonce paradise sir 

I hate it over there to be honest, missus and kids love it. Finding that fry has maybe been my best ever experience there!

[moof]

Pissing myself at ardja’a plate. You’re an absolute hero

[General Dryness]

8 hours ago, viRdjil said:

Alright here goes... my own attempt at re-creating my ideal fry-up.

 

1 x Italian pork sausage

2 x unsmoked bacon

1 slice of Irish black pudding 

1 x fried egg how I like it; over medium

1 serving of Heinz baked beans with reduced sugar

 

Well satisfied. The pork sausage was the highlight. Best sausage I’ve ever had. Also @Captain Turdseye, I did the beans the way you told us to. Simmered slowly in a saucepan on the hob... I rate it. I can confidently say that I’m a beaner now.

 

Hades is gone and yet this is allowed to stand.

 

Fucking travesty.

[Elite]

Ardja is obviously taking the piss, that breakfast is a fucking disgrace 

[Guest]

8 hours ago, viRdjil said:

Alright here goes... my own attempt at re-creating my ideal fry-up.

 

1 x Italian pork sausage

2 x unsmoked bacon

1 slice of Irish black pudding 

1 x fried egg how I like it; over medium

1 serving of Heinz baked beans with reduced sugar

 

Well satisfied. The pork sausage was the highlight. Best sausage I’ve ever had. Also @Captain Turdseye, I did the beans the way you told us to. Simmered slowly in a saucepan on the hob... I rate it. I can confidently say that I’m a beaner now.

 

Did you cook loads of everything and plate the worst of the results?

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 hour ago, moof said:

Pissing myself at ardja’a plate. You’re an absolute hero

Truly, that was worth the subs alone. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

9 minutes ago, Elite said:

Ardja is obviously taking the piss, that breakfast is a fucking disgrace 

Did you see his last one? 

[Mook]

8 hours ago, viRdjil said:

Alright here goes... my own attempt at re-creating my ideal fry-up.

 

1 x Italian pork sausage

2 x unsmoked bacon

1 slice of Irish black pudding 

1 x fried egg how I like it; over medium

1 serving of Heinz baked beans with reduced sugar

 

Well satisfied. The pork sausage was the highlight. Best sausage I’ve ever had. Also @Captain Turdseye, I did the beans the way you told us to. Simmered slowly in a saucepan on the hob... I rate it. I can confidently say that I’m a beaner now.

 

Arse clocks.