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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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On 2/17/2019 at 10:53 AM, Karl_b said:

Didn't go with the in-laws yesterday (mother-in-law had baked an amazing lemon drizzle cake, so we ate that instead) so the wife and I went for a brekkie this morning. We returned to the cafe above. Almost word for word the same review - good value, very filling. They've upped their black pudding game but the sausages are still a bit cheap. Quality 6.5/10, cost 8.50/10, overall 7.5/10.

 

 

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What did it look like after they cooked it? 

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11 hours ago, Fugitive said:

You’re a massive minge. Proper little fanny who defo got bullied at school.

 

Eat some bacon and fuck off, you quim.

You're nothing but a puppet of the Archons, spewing vile, unfunny drivel against anyone that will listen. They live off low frequency vibrations like fear and hate. Embrace love and other high frequency vibrations like kindness. Stop being a slave.

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53 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Can someone bring me up to speed on who the Archons are?

Psychospiritual parasites that tempt us with Judeo-Christian salvationism and other monotheistic traps. They took us away from our co-evolution with Gaia, the innate natural intelligence of our planet. They exacerbate the worst of our traits of authoritarianism and greed.

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3 minutes ago, Hades said:

Psychospiritual parasites that tempt us with Judeo-Christian salvationism and other monotheistic traps. They took us away from our co-evolution with Gaia, the innate natural intelligence of our planet. They exacerbate the worst of our traits of authoritarianism and greed.

You’ve been radicalised 

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3 minutes ago, Hades said:

Psychospiritual parasites that tempt us with Judeo-Christian salvationism and other monotheistic traps. They took us away from our co-evolution with Gaia, the innate natural intelligence of our planet. They exacerbate the worst of our traits of authoritarianism and greed.

Govinda Gaia Gaia, gopola Gaia Gaia, radha-ramanahari, govinda Gaia Gaia.

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7 minutes ago, Hades said:

Psychospiritual parasites that tempt us with Judeo-Christian salvationism and other monotheistic traps. They took us away from our co-evolution with Gaia, the innate natural intelligence of our planet. They exacerbate the worst of our traits of authoritarianism and greed.

I like nothing more than getting an Oxford dictionary & smashing it as hard as I possibly can, right up my hoop.

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11 minutes ago, Hades said:

Psychospiritual parasites that tempt us with Judeo-Christian salvationism and other monotheistic traps. They took us away from our co-evolution with Gaia, the innate natural intelligence of our planet. They exacerbate the worst of our traits of authoritarianism and greed.

Oh. Right. 

 

Cool. 

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1 hour ago, TK421 said:

Govinda Gaia Gaia, gopola Gaia Gaia, radha-ramanahari, govinda Gaia Gaia.

This all day long. 

 

I remember I think it was Chris Evans on TFI Friday taking that track into about 8 curry houses and asking them to translate it. None of them had a fucking clue. Boss band Kula Shaker. 

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1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

This all day long. 

 

I remember I think it was Chris Evans on TFI Friday taking that track into about 8 curry houses and asking them to translate it. None of them had a fucking clue. Boss band Kula Shaker. 

My ex forced me to watch Kula Shaker at Brixton Academy.  Worst gig I've ever been too, I'm afraid.  

 

I was reciting the superior Vic Reeves version @ 4:18.

 

 

 

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20 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

This all day long. 

 

I remember I think it was Chris Evans on TFI Friday taking that track into about 8 curry houses and asking them to translate it. None of them had a fucking clue. Boss band Kula Shaker. 

Just when I thought your taste in music couldn't get any worse you start championing this gaggle of fascist toffs.

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3 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Fry up police and rate my plate seem to be all the rage now on Faceaids, completely ripping off our forum material on breakfasts which has been going 15 years plus. I for one am OUTRAGED. 

 

This country. 

Cant have anything these days. 

 

Unless you have beans on a fry-up and you just take whatever kid you want for that day, 

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