What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

[Karl_b]

George Foreman. Dibs. Etc.

[aRdja]

2 hours ago, stringvest said:

Breakfast in the City.  I normally grab a bowl of porridge on my way into the office, but there are some remarkable venues for the first meal of the day in that there London.  

 

Anyone got any recommendations?

Depends on how much you want to pay. Dishoom apparently does fantastic fry-ups,  I’ve never been though. On my list. @Barry Wom posted something that looked really good recently, from Hawksmoor IIRC.

[Oh Buoy]

4 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

 

Tosted bread and a becon slice. 

 

No idea what they are but they could be revolutionary.  

 

Was spelling the first thing you plucked out from that? 

 

How did you get beyond the fucking sausage roll grilled? 

[Chip Butty]

Remmie, whatever it is you have, make sure you eat it in the VIP breakfast area. It'll add a touch of class to the whole affair. 

[Guest]

4 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

 

Tosted bread and a becon slice. 

 

No idea what they are but they could be revolutionary.  

So you get all that stuff for £2.99 and a coffee or tea is £1? Either the drink is really expensive or the breakfast is really cheap.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Yeah, the grilled sausage roll was what caught my eye.

[Jose Jones]

Went veggie.

Chilli mushrooms, breaded halloumi, dukkah poached egg, beetroot hummus, toasted Turkish bread and a bit of watercress.

Very tasty it was too.

 

[Jairzinho]

[Mudface]

Fuck's sake, that's completely ruined another day.

[Barrington Womble]

12 hours ago, aRdja said:

Depends on how much you want to pay. Dishoom apparently does fantastic fry-ups,  I’ve never been though. On my list. @Barry Wom posted something that looked really good recently, from Hawksmoor IIRC.

Hawksmoor was nice - but I would say only if you are not paying! There's no way I would pay for it (maybe 18 quid iirc for a regular breakfast and more again for one with a bacon chop). Someone told me the Trading House on Gresham St is good. I haven't been for breakfast, just lunch, which was OK. 

[Bjornebye]

6 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

Went Paedo.

Chilli mushrooms, breaded halloumi, dukkah poached egg, beetroot hummus, toasted Turkish bread and a bit of watercress.

Very tasty it was too.

 

To be fair thats dinner. 

[Guest]

6 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

Went veggie.

Chilli mushrooms, breaded halloumi, dukkah poached egg, beetroot hummus, toasted Turkish bread and a bit of watercress.

Very tasty it was too.

 

Where are the fucking crickets?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Grilled sausage roll sounds fantastic, fuck the Becon.

[Jose Jones]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

To be fair thats dinner. 

If there’s an egg involved, it’s breakfast.

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Jose Jones said:

If there’s an egg involved, it’s breakfast.

True, I had egg fried rice for breakfast this morning. 

[Jose Jones]

5 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

True, I had egg fried rice for breakfast this morning. 

Washed it down with an eggnog I hope?

Classic breakfast fayre.

[Captain Turdseye]

Where’s Remmie? Is he dead yet?

[lifetime fan]

Reckon I’m going to save your embarrassment today JJ...

 

Had an absolute cunt of a night shift last night and I’d not eaten for 24 hours so stopped on the way home for a breakfast. 

 

Where do I start with this shit? 

 

Sausages were cheap and skinny too - tight bastards. 

Bacon was shite, not cooked properly and it looks like the bastard who served the food had a wank on it first. 

Black pudding was how I’d imagine trying to eat an ice hockey puck. 

Tomato was tasteless and undercooked. 

Hashbrowns aneamic and

Beans had obviously been done in the microwave. 

Toast was cold and shit. 

 

£10 including tea. 

 

0/10

 

[TheHowieLama]

41 minutes ago, Jose Jones said:

If there’s an egg involved, it’s breakfast.

Thats not an egg

[TheHowieLama]

JJ's blushes saved by another effort from the prison cafeteria by Lifey

[lifetime fan]

Don’t know who I’m more ashamed of. 

 

The cunt who thought it acceptable to serve that or me for eating it all!

 

 

[KMD7]

8 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

Went veggie.

Chilli mushrooms, breaded halloumi, dukkah poached egg, beetroot hummus, toasted Turkish bread and a bit of watercress.

Very tasty it was too.

 

That's just ruined my morning, and probably my life

[KMD7]

8 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Reckon I’m going to save your embarrassment today JJ...

 

Had an absolute cunt of a night shift last night and I’d not eaten for 24 hours so stopped on the way home for a breakfast. 

 

Where do I start with this shit? 

 

Sausages were cheap and skinny too - tight bastards. 

Bacon was shite, not cooked properly and it looks like the bastard who served the food had a wank on it first. 

Black pudding was how I’d imagine trying to eat an ice hockey puck. 

Tomato was tasteless and undercooked. 

Hashbrowns aneamic and

Beans had obviously been done in the microwave. 

Toast was cold and shit. 

 

£10 including tea. 

 

0/10

 

Repped for not being JJ's breakfast

[Pureblood]

7 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Beans had obviously been done in the microwave. 

That's justice, folks.