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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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38 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

Lads... I've got one. 

 

The Kitchen. Stanford-Le-Hope. 

 

£7.95

 

3 bacon

2 sausage

1 egg

1 black pudding 

Beans. 

So many chips. 

1 round of toast. Triangle. 

 

2/10

 

The things I do for you lot...

 

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Why was it so bad? Sausages look solid and of decent meat content. 

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1 minute ago, aRdja said:

Why was it so bad? Sausages look solid and of decent meat content. 

Chips. So many chips. 

The bacon was salty as hell I've washed it down with 2 Staropramen and I'm still gasping now. 

The sausage was alright. The black pudding was alright. 

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40 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

Lads... I've got one. 

 

The Kitchen. Stanford-Le-Hope. 

 

£7.95

 

3 bacon

2 sausage

1 egg

1 black pudding 

Beans. 

So many chips. 

1 round of toast. Triangle. 

 

2/10

 

The things I do for you lot...

 

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I hope you threw that round brick back through the window as you left. 

 

Chips on a fucking fry-up? Fuck off. Bean Aids. And I hope that fucking thing in the top-right isn't classed as toast. It is clearly just bread. 

 

Even the yoke on the egg doesn't want to pop while that scruffy chip cunt tries to molest it. 

 

2 things that sum up Essex. That breakfast and this cunt 

 

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Just now, TheBitch said:

Chips. So many chips. 

The bacon was salty as hell I've washed it down with 2 Staropramen and I'm still gasping now. 

The sausage was alright. The black pudding was alright. 

I'd have washed that breakfast down with 2 pints of unleaded and a lit match. 

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1 hour ago, TheBitch said:

Lads... I've got one. 

 

The Kitchen. Stanford-Le-Hope. 

 

£7.95

 

3 bacon

2 sausage

1 egg

1 black pudding 

Beans. 

So many chips. 

1 round of toast. Triangle. 

 

2/10

 

The things I do for you lot...

 

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This is the breakfast thread, mate. 

 

Nice sausage egg and chips, now where's the breakfast. 

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2 hours ago, TheBitch said:

Lads... I've got one. 

 

The Kitchen. Stanford-Le-Hope. 

 

£7.95

 

3 bacon

2 sausage

1 egg

1 black pudding 

Beans. 

So many chips. 

1 round of toast. Triangle. 

 

2/10

 

The things I do for you lot...

 

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Always wondered what happened to the prototype hockey puck; now we have an answer. As well that one chip about to break the cloudy sheath of that egg- for breakfast (term used lightly here) porn I’d give it 3/10. 

 

Stay on the Staropramen would also be wise at this point. 

 

And let’s face it - it’s le hope that kills you. But in this case that black pudding is pretty much The Black Death. 

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5 hours ago, TheBitch said:

Lads... I've got one. 

 

The Kitchen. Stanford-Le-Hope. 

 

£7.95

 

3 bacon

2 sausage

1 egg

1 black pudding 

Beans. 

So many chips. 

1 round of toast. Triangle. 

 

2/10

 

The things I do for you lot...

 

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Fucking awful.

 

Repped.

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6 hours ago, TheBitch said:

Lads... I've got one. 

 

The Kitchen. Stanford-Le-Hope. 

 

£7.95

 

3 bacon

2 sausage

1 egg

1 black pudding 

Beans. 

So many chips. 

1 round of toast. Triangle. 

 

2/10

 

The things I do for you lot...

 

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Why did you order two meals - a full English and chips n’ beans?

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